{"id":1143,"date":"2017-06-03T17:34:52","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T15:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2017-06-03T17:34:52","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T15:34:52","slug":"merde-le-con","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/06\/03\/merde-le-con\/","title":{"rendered":"Merde, le con…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Bon, nous le savions populiste, x\u00e9nophobe, pas tr\u00e8s cultiv\u00e9, irrespectueux, mais con \u00e0 ce point ?<\/p>\n

Ceci dit, pour une fois que\u00a0ce peroxyd\u00e9 de pr\u00e9sident am\u00e9ricain\u00a0ne fait pas marche arri\u00e8re sur une de ses promesses \u00e9lectorales, il fait fort. Trump vient de se retirer<\/a> de l’accord sur le climat ratifi\u00e9 en 2015 \u00e0 Paris.<\/p>\n

Cet accord, qui n’allait assur\u00e9ment pas tr\u00e8s loin face \u00e0 la menace qui p\u00e8se sur l’humanit\u00e9, \u00e9tait un premier pas pour une prise de conscience mondiale de la catastrophe en devenir, une reconnaissance du probl\u00e8me. Apr\u00e8s avoir relanc\u00e9 l’utilisation des \u00e9nergies fossiles sur la moiti\u00e9 nord du continent am\u00e9ricain, la construction d’un ol\u00e9oduc g\u00e9ant il d\u00e9clare tout content de lui :<\/p>\n

Afin de remplir mon devoir solennel de protection de l\u2019Am\u00e9rique et de ses citoyens, les Etats-Unis se retireront de l\u2019accord de Paris sur le climat<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Super, effectivement, il va clairement prot\u00e9ger les Etats-Unis… Je me demande toujours comment un tel abruti a pu devenir pr\u00e9sident. Comment esp\u00e9rer survivre avec une vision \u00e0 si court terme ? A pr\u00e8s tout, il s’en fou, il sera mort avant.<\/p>\n

La r\u00e9ponse, de notre nouveau pr\u00e9sident ne s’est pas fait attendre :<\/p>\n

Make our planet great again<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Une jolie r\u00e9ponse. Un\u00a0long bras de fer avec le nouveau continent ne fait que commencer.<\/p>\n

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Juste pour rire, je vous invite \u00e0 regarder ce graphique ci dessus. Il s’agit de l’\u00e9cart de temp\u00e9rature moyenne annuelle \u00e0 la normale sur la France depuis 1899. Ne voyez-vous pas une petite tendance qui se d\u00e9gage depuis un quart de si\u00e8cle ? Pour la famille Trump, je pr\u00e9cise, un rouge c’est chaud…<\/p>\n

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Et ceci est une carte \u00e0 l’horizon 2071-2100 d’\u00e9cart \u00e0 la temp\u00e9rature dans un sc\u00e9nario o\u00f9 l’on ne ferait rien pour calmer le r\u00e9chauffement climatique. Elle est issue du portail Drias<\/a>\u00a0que je vous invite \u00e0 consulter histoire de vous faire votre propre opinion.<\/p>\n

C’est anecdotique mais, 2015 \u00e9tait l’ann\u00e9e la plus chaude jamais observ\u00e9e depuis le d\u00e9but des mesures, 2016 a \u00e9t\u00e9 encore plus chaude. En mai, en Alsace, nous avons explos\u00e9 le record mensuel et nous crevons de chaud, par chance aujourd’hui il y a de l’orage. Juste 24.1\u00b0C dans le salon, la fra\u00eecheur. Alors imaginez, 4\u00b0C de plus en moyenne, toute l’ann\u00e9e, vous rendez-vous compte ? J’ai rencontr\u00e9 des gens de Greenpeace en ville cette apr\u00e8s-midi :<\/p>\n

– Vous n’\u00eates pas \u00e9cologiste monsieur, vous ne voulez pas adh\u00e9rer \u00e0 Greenpeace ?
\n–\u00a0D\u00e9barrassez-nous de\u00a0Trump d’abord, ensuite on discutera.
\n– Nous sommes pacifistes et apolitiques.
\n– C’est bien \u00e7a le probl\u00e8me, au revoir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bon, nous le savions populiste, x\u00e9nophobe, pas tr\u00e8s cultiv\u00e9, irrespectueux, mais con \u00e0 ce point ? Ceci dit, pour une fois que\u00a0ce peroxyd\u00e9 de pr\u00e9sident am\u00e9ricain\u00a0ne fait pas marche arri\u00e8re sur une de ses promesses \u00e9lectorales, il fait fort. Trump … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[298,59],"tags":[464,130,459,125],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-climat","category-humeur","tag-climat","tag-giec","tag-makeourplanetgreatagain","tag-trump","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"\nMerde, le con... - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/06\/03\/merde-le-con\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Merde, le con... - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Bon, nous le savions populiste, x\u00e9nophobe, pas tr\u00e8s cultiv\u00e9, irrespectueux, mais con \u00e0 ce point ? 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