{"id":1797,"date":"2017-08-22T15:27:47","date_gmt":"2017-08-22T13:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=1797"},"modified":"2017-08-22T15:27:47","modified_gmt":"2017-08-22T13:27:47","slug":"la-theorie-des-cordes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/08\/22\/la-theorie-des-cordes\/","title":{"rendered":"La th\u00e9orie des cordes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Mon \u00e9pouse est\u00a0musicienne. Depuis son plus jeune \u00e2ge, elle consacre l’essentiel de ses loisirs aux partitions classiques et ses doigts au clavier temp\u00e9r\u00e9. Et comme toute pianiste qui se respecte, l’instrument dont elle\u00a0a toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 de jouer est.. le violoncelle. Apr\u00e8s avoir rempli la maison de pianos \u00e9lectriques, droits puis un jour un quart de queue, apr\u00e8s avoir jou\u00e9 en soliste, en accompagnatrice, elle se d\u00e9cide, plus de trente ann\u00e9es plus tard, \u00e0 d\u00e9buter au violoncelle. Il y\u00a0avait bien eu quelques\u00a0passades auparavant\u00a0avec un violon alto, une chorale et\u00a0une guitare, qui finissaient toujours par lasser mais depuis que le violoncelle est entr\u00e9 dans notre vie, le duo bat de l’aile.<\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s avoir lou\u00e9 un 3\/4 trop petit puis un 7\/8, mon \u00e9pouse commande un violoncelle bas de gamme en Chine, le re\u00e7oit, l’essaye et le renvoie. Une vraie casserole. Dans le m\u00eame temps elle en ach\u00e8te un autre d’occasion et s’amuse \u00e0 changer quelques composants de l’instrument, cordier, cordes, chevalet, archet, histoire d’\u00e9tudier comment le son \u00e9volue. Elle passe m\u00eame par la phase violoncelle \u00e9lectrique, par curiosit\u00e9, rapidement satisfaite. Finalement, elle commande un nouvel instrument moyen de gamme, une fois encore en Chine, et reste sur ce produit (mais pour combien de temps). Achat, revente, bricolage, ma femme s’amuse.<\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s avoir t\u00e2tonn\u00e9 quelques mois, la phase de l’optimisation d\u00e9bute. Elle passe chez un luthier pour modifier le chevalet, commande un nouvel archet avant de se lancer dans la th\u00e9orie des cordes. Larsen, Kaplan, Chorda, Dominant… Il en existe toutes sortes et \u00e0 tous les tarifs de 20 \u00e0 plus de 300 \u20ac le jeu de quatre. Comme mon \u00e9pouse ne veut pas ruiner le m\u00e9nage, elle part \u00e0 la chasse aux bonnes affaires sur eBay, LeBonCoin, PriceMinister, \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt de la moindre annonce de corde pour violoncelle.<\/p>\n

Corde apr\u00e8s corde, elle se constitue un jeu complet de Kaplan et de Larsen \u00e0 prix raisonnable (d\u00e9stockage, soldes, produit d\u00e9class\u00e9…). Le\u00a0violoncelle, qui tout d’abord ne payait pas de mine, commence \u00e0 sonner diff\u00e9remment avec son nouveau chevalet, ses cordes et de longues heures coll\u00e9 aux enceintes de la cha\u00eene pour le faire ‘r\u00e9sonner’.<\/p>\n

Mais, car il y a toujours un mais. Ma pianiste ador\u00e9e, qui joue du Ravel, Debussy, Bach ou Chopin avec une relative aisance au un piano, n’a que quelques mois de le\u00e7ons de violoncelle derri\u00e8re elle, et m\u00eame si le d\u00e9chiffrage d’une clef de fa ou d’ut ne lui pose aucune difficult\u00e9, les notes inarticul\u00e9es qui sortent du bel instrument effrayent le chat. Alors Kaplan ou pas, madame s’enferme dans la pi\u00e8ce la plus recul\u00e9e de la maison, pour ne pas heurter les oreilles d\u00e9licates de toute la petite famille.<\/p>\n

Mais si la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 \u00e9tait ailleurs ?<\/p>\n

En cachette, je me suis rendu dans son boudoir secret. J’ai gliss\u00e9 l’instrument ti\u00e8de entre mes cuisses nues, pris l’archet d’une main, le manche lisse et doux de l’autre, et j’ai frott\u00e9, frott\u00e9 langoureusement la chose jusqu’\u00e0 ce qu’elle vibre et rentre en communion avec mon corps. J’ai alors appr\u00e9hend\u00e9 la th\u00e9orie des cordes de mon \u00e9pouse musicienne, r\u00e9sonnant \u00e0 l’unisson avec son ventre ambr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Il s’en faudrait de peu que je sois jaloux, mais je suis partageur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Et comme toute pianiste qui se respecte, l’instrument dont elle\u00a0a toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 de jouer est.. le violoncelle. … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[585,586,118,584],"class_list":["post-1797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-musique","tag-cordes","tag-instrument","tag-musique","tag-violoncelle","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"\nLa th\u00e9orie des cordes - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/08\/22\/la-theorie-des-cordes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La th\u00e9orie des cordes - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mon \u00e9pouse est\u00a0musicienne. 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