{"id":2356,"date":"2017-11-02T11:57:27","date_gmt":"2017-11-02T10:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2017-11-02T11:57:27","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T10:57:27","slug":"je-suis-foutu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/11\/02\/je-suis-foutu\/","title":{"rendered":"Je suis foutu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Amis cam\u00e9s bonjour ! Je crois que je suis foutu. Allant voir mon m\u00e9decin traitant pour une simple angine doubl\u00e9e d\u2019un mal de dos, je ressorti du cabinet avec une dr\u00f4le d\u2019ordonnance.<\/p>\n

– Vos migraines<\/a> vont mieux avec l\u2019Imigrane 20 ?
\n-Non, le produit met 6h \u00e0 agir.
\n-Ah oui quand m\u00eame. Bon je vous prescrit un produit \u00e0 mettre sous la langue, essayez-le \u00e0 la maison, allong\u00e9, \u00e7a peut donner des vertiges. Si \u00e7a fonctionne je vous en prescrirai d\u2019autres.
\n-Allong\u00e9 ?
\n-Oui allong\u00e9 ! Bon, le dos ce n\u2019est sans doute rien mais au cas ou, prenez cette ordonnance pour faire des examens.
\n-Merci docteur.
\n-Reposez-vous bien, vous avez une petite mine.<\/p>\n

Doliprane, Azithromycine, Biocalyptol, ok. Cinq Ampoules injectables, c\u2019est quoi ce truc ? Acupan, Acupan, \u00e7a me dit quelque chose…<\/p>\n

-Ch\u00e9rie, on aurait pas d\u00e9j\u00e0 eu de l\u2019Acupan \u00e0 la maison ?
\n-Tu en as ? Tu en as hein ? Tu m\u2019en donne ? Juste un peu, please ! Tu ne te souviens pas, quand je me suis cass\u00e9 le poignet ? C\u2019est de la morphine ! C\u2019\u00e9tait trop bon ! Tu m\u2019en donne dis ?
\n-Putain ! De la morphine ? Je suis foutu.<\/p>\n

Bon d\u00e9j\u00e0, l\u2019Imigrane je le prenais en cachette, parce que voil\u00e0 quoi, un shoot dans les narines \u00e7a peut porter \u00e0 confusion, mais si je sors la morphine et la seringue au boulot, ma r\u00e9putation est faite…<\/p>\n

-Et c\u2019est quoi ton examen urinaire l\u00e0 ?
\n-Urinaire ?
\n-Ben oui. ECBU et antibiogramme si n\u00e9cessaire…
\n-ECBU comme infection urinaire, et donc le rein<\/a> ? Rho putain, le retour ! Je suis foutu !<\/p>\n

En fait je suis en phase terminale et personne ne me le dit, ceci est sans doute mon dernier billet, adieu, vous n\u2019\u00e9tiez pas beaucoup \u00e0 me lire mais vous \u00e9tiez de bons et fid\u00e8les lecteurs, vous me manquerez, harggggg…. Je l\u00e8gue mon Nikon \u00e0 Laurent avec le mode d’emploi (\u00e7a peut servir), mes disques \u00e0 mon ain\u00e9, ma Switch<\/a> \u00e0 mon dernier et la maison et ses travaux<\/a> \u00e0 ma \u00e9pouse.<\/p>\n

-Ch\u00e9ri, tu as mis le couvert ?
\n-A ben non d\u00e9sol\u00e9, j\u2019y vais…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Amis cam\u00e9s bonjour ! Je crois que je suis foutu. 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