{"id":2965,"date":"2018-02-01T13:22:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T12:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2965"},"modified":"2018-02-01T13:22:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T12:22:11","slug":"mal-bouffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/02\/01\/mal-bouffe\/","title":{"rendered":"Mal bouffe"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Un chef \u00e9toil\u00e9 est mort.<\/p>\n

Cela m\u2019aurait touch\u00e9 s\u2019il avait dirig\u00e9 un orchestre. Il se contentait d’inventer des recettes fabuleuses. Ceci dit, la musique ressemble beaucoup \u00e0 la cuisine, il y a la grande et la petite, la bonne et la mauvaise, la mauvaise pouvant \u00eatre grande et la bonne petite.<\/p>\n

Mais pour en revenir au sujet initial, je con\u00e7ois la mal bouffe comme un repas pris debout, voire en marchant, servi dans un emballage jetable d\u00e9goulinant de gras. De la nourriture insipide sucr\u00e9e et sal\u00e9e \u00e0 outrance pour lui donner un semblant de relief et masquer sa fadeur. En musique \u00e9galement, il existe la mal bouffe. Prenez un pi\u00e9ton, avan\u00e7ant au milieu de la circulation, un casque Beats sur les oreilles, \u00e9coutant de la soupe mp3 en streaming sur Deezer. Voila ma mal bouffe.<\/p>\n

Alors je vous vois venir avec vos gros sabots, \u00ab c\u2019est un moyen de s\u2019isoler de la rue, de rester dans sa bulle \u00bb, d’accord, mais est-ce vous \u00e9coutez vraiment ? Vous entendez tout au plus. Ecouter demande de l\u2019attention, un certain confort, un son correct. Le mp3 en streaming comment dire… En fait vous ne vous en rendez m\u00eame pas compte, mais c\u2019est juste ignoble, des fr\u00e9quences massacr\u00e9es, \u00e9chantillonn\u00e9es pour passer en 4G sans coupure, du son compress\u00e9 \u00e0 outrance, des basses disproportionn\u00e9es par rapport aux aigu\u00ebs, presque du bruit en fait. Le son du casque \u00e9volue en fonction du mart\u00e8lement de vos pas, d\u00e9form\u00e9 par l\u2019environnement urbain, avec cette rythmique qui vous ass\u00e8ne ses coups de boutoirs sur vos tympans fragiles.<\/p>\n

Pire qu\u2019un cheeseburger au fromage coulant dans son papier gras.<\/p>\n

Vous pouvez \u00e9galement d\u00eener aux chandelles, dans une auberge rustique, une cuisine traditionnelle, compos\u00e9e de produits du terroir, en prenant le temps de d\u00e9guster chaque bouch\u00e9es de votre assiette. Cela s\u2019appelle savourer. Placez le vinyle sur la platine, allumez le pr\u00e9 ampli, laissez chauffer, allumez l\u2019ampli, lancez la platine, regardez la faire quelques tours puis posez d\u00e9licatement le diamant sur le sillon. Prenez alors la pochette avec vous et enfoncez-vous dans les coussins du canap\u00e9 et ouvrez vos oreilles. Voil\u00e0 \u00e7a c\u2019est \u00e9couter.<\/p>\n

\u00ab Les pseudos m\u00e9los p\u00e9t\u00e9s de tunes qui se la joue avec leurs vinyles qui craquent, que des snobs friqu\u00e9s \u00bb. Je ne fais pas l\u2019apologie du vinyle, je pourrais mais non, ce n\u2019est pas un d\u00e9bat d\u2019audiophile que je vous propose. Oui le vinyle, la platine, l\u2019ampli, le pr\u00e9amp, les enceintes c\u2019est un budget, et non je ne suis pas p\u00e9t\u00e9 de tunes, j\u2019ai fait des choix. Ma voiture est pourrie, mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable est un vieux mod\u00e8le, je vais \u00e0 v\u00e9lo au travail, je ne fais pas de ski dans les Hautes-Alpes, je d\u00e9guste la musique. Si j\u2019\u00e9coute des vinyles, c\u2019est pour ne pas zapper, pour prendre le temps, rester pr\u00e8s de la platine pour changer de face, pour ne faire qu\u2019\u00e9couter la musique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Ceci dit, la musique ressemble beaucoup \u00e0 la cuisine, il y a la grande et la petite, la bonne et … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,3],"tags":[807,806,118,331],"class_list":["post-2965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-humeur","category-musique","tag-chef","tag-cuisine","tag-musique","tag-temps","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"\nMal bouffe - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/02\/01\/mal-bouffe\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mal bouffe - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Un chef \u00e9toil\u00e9 est mort. 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