{"id":3445,"date":"2018-04-05T08:26:57","date_gmt":"2018-04-05T06:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3445"},"modified":"2018-04-05T08:26:57","modified_gmt":"2018-04-05T06:26:57","slug":"lenvers-du-decor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/04\/05\/lenvers-du-decor\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019envers du d\u00e9cor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3448\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1180\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes.png 1180w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes-300x73.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes-768x186.png 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes-1024x248.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/toilettes-500x121.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1180px) 100vw, 1180px\" \/><\/a>Les \u00e9v\u00e9nements relat\u00e9s ici sont inspir\u00e9s de fais r\u00e9els. Les noms des protagonistes et les lieux ont \u00e9t\u00e9 chang\u00e9s par respect pour les familles des victimes.<\/p>\n<p>Jeudi soir j\u2019allais avec un pote \u00e9couter Persefone en Allemagne.<\/p>\n<p>Rendez-vous \u00e9tait pris pour une interview \u00e0 17h30 avec le groupe. A 16h00, apr\u00e8s un caf\u00e9 et un pipi \u00e0 la maison, nous prenons la route au son de Sons Of Apollo. Une heure\u00a0 de route sans pause devient long \u00e0 mon age avanc\u00e9 et par malheur des embouteillages, \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de la ville, n&rsquo;arrangent pas mon affaire.<\/p>\n<p>A 17h15, la vessie \u00e0 nouveau pleine, je suis accueilli par le staf du groupe. A peine les pr\u00e9sentations faites et quelques plates excuses, je me pr\u00e9cipite aux toilettes pour me soulager. Damned, pas encore de public, donc pas d\u2019\u00e9clairage, des escaliers \u00e0 descendre, des couloirs obscurs, des WC dans le noir, vessie pleine ou non je dois capituler. Je remonte donc, et demande s\u2019il n\u2019existe pas un autre lieu d\u2019aisance car l\u00e0 je suis au bord de la rupture. J\u2019investis donc les WC backstage devant les artistes m\u00e9dus\u00e9s en train de faire leur lessive, vide un litre de liquide ti\u00e8de et retrouve les musiciens pour l\u2019interview.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s trente minutes de questions laborieuses et de r\u00e9ponses fluides en anglais, je sors mon appareil pour une photo de groupe. Je frime avec mon matos, leur demande de poser dans le canap\u00e9 et me vautre \u00e0 trois reprises devant les artistes hilares en essayant de faire une photo tout ce qu\u2019il y a de plus basique&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Puis me voila dehors, \u00e0 la rue, pour rejoindre mon ami qui fl\u00e2ne au centre ville quand ma prostate se d\u00e9cide \u00e0 presser sur la colocataire du dessous. Et l\u2019autre qui n\u2019arrive pas. Quand le bougre d\u00e9boule enfin, c\u2019est pour m\u2019entra\u00eener dans les quartiers chauds de la ville, moi qui veux pisser !<\/p>\n<p>Pas de toilettes publiques en Allemagne semble-t-il, et amende \u00e0 qui sort sa zigounette en ville, comment peut-on dominer le monde dans ces conditions. Compr\u00e9hensif tout de m\u00eame, mon camarade, qui voit bien que je peine de plus en plus \u00e0 avancer \u00e0 la recherche d\u2019un disquaire que l\u2019on ne trouvera jamais, me ram\u00e8ne vers la salle, passant devant des fontaines et des gens qui boivent. Lui m\u00eame se d\u00e9salt\u00e8re deux fois sous mes yeux alors que mon vase d\u2019extension est sur le point d&rsquo;exploser. Il sait pourtant ce que c\u2019est qu\u2019une sonde urinaire et les d\u00e9g\u00e2ts provoqu\u00e9s par un rein amoch\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Apitoy\u00e9 par ma sityation de plus en plus critique, il me conduit dans lieu merveilleux o\u00f9 existent des toilettes, une station essence, o\u00f9 il commande d\u2019abord \u00e0 boire avant de demander les clefs du lieu d\u2019aisance. Le patron prend son temps pour encaisser, moi je deviens \u00e9carlate \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de l&rsquo;\u00e9talages de boissons fra\u00eeches, pr\u00eat \u00e0 tremper mon jean quand les clefs magiques tombent enfin entre mes mains. Dignement,\u00a0 j\u2019essaye de ne pas courir jusqu\u2019au paradis, ouvre la porte et vide un nouveau litre fumant. C\u2019est dingue ce qu&rsquo;un corps peut contenir comme liquide. La pression a du \u00eatre terrible car ma ceinture d\u00e9cide alors de casser, elle qui m\u2019a bien servi des ann\u00e9es durant. Me voila oblig\u00e9 de retenir mon jean d\u2019une main car je ne suis gu\u00e8re gras.<\/p>\n<p>Plus l\u00e9ger, mais pas tr\u00e8s \u00e0 l\u2019aise avec un futal qui tombe, nous continuons vers la salle. Quinze minutes plus loin, nous entrons dans le paradis du rock, et oh miracle, les escaliers et les couloirs sont enfin allum\u00e9s. \u00c7a tombe bien car j\u2019irai bien faire un tour vous savez o\u00f9.<\/p>\n<p>Un nouveau litre plus tard, je peux enfin me mettre au travail et batailler avec les lumi\u00e8res rouges, les volutes de fum\u00e9e, les doigts virtuoses, les batteurs invisibles et les buveurs de bi\u00e8res ind\u00e9licats tout \u00e7a en tenant mon jean et deux bo\u00eetiers reflex.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9trangement, m\u00eame apr\u00e8s avoir bu deux bouteilles d\u2019eau, le concert se d\u00e9roule sans anicroche, juste une pause \u00e0 mi parcours entre deux groupes. Mes cartes SD sont pleines, ma vessie vide, mon pantalon tombe, mon iPhone d\u00e9borde de l\u2019interview enregistr\u00e9e et je reviens heureux avec un beau vinyle, un copain content de sa soir\u00e9e incontinente et de la musique plein les oreilles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les \u00e9v\u00e9nements relat\u00e9s ici sont inspir\u00e9s de fais r\u00e9els. Les noms des protagonistes et les lieux ont \u00e9t\u00e9 chang\u00e9s par respect pour les familles des victimes. Jeudi soir j\u2019allais avec un pote \u00e9couter Persefone en Allemagne. 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