{"id":3888,"date":"2018-06-18T10:50:17","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T08:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3888"},"modified":"2018-06-18T10:50:17","modified_gmt":"2018-06-18T08:50:17","slug":"a-mon-voisin-footeux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/06\/18\/a-mon-voisin-footeux\/","title":{"rendered":"A mon voisin footeux"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Tous les quatre ans tu change de t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, ach\u00e8te des drapeaux miniatures et porte des tee shirt hors de prix.<\/p>\n

Vous vous r\u00e9unissez, toi et tes potes, dans ton appartement de 40m\u00b2, buvant de la 1664 en hurlant \u00e0 chaque but manqu\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Si tu ne le sais pas encore, sache le, je d\u00e9teste le foot. A l\u2019\u00e9cole, j\u2019\u00e9tais toujours celui que l\u2019on prenait en dernier dans l\u2019\u00e9pique. J\u2019ai toujours eu peur de me prendre une balle dans figure, alors je ferme les yeux, je n\u2019ai jamais compris ce qu\u2019\u00e9tait la surface de r\u00e9paration, un corner et pourquoi un ballon c\u2019est rond, c\u2019est vrai c\u2019est chiant, \u00e7a roule. Et quel int\u00e9r\u00eat de faire traverser \u00e0 ce machin un terrain immense et souvent boueux en courant avec des abrutis qui gueulent \u00ab\u00a0passe , mais passe putain ! \u00bb et d\u2019autres en face qui essayent de te foutre par terre quand l\u2019arbitre a le dos tourn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0On va gagner, on est les meilleurs !\u00a0\u00bb qui on ? Tu joue sur le terrain, voisin ? Non, sinon je ne t\u2019entendrai pas gueuler et l\u00e0 je ne regarde pas le match, j’essaye de dormir. L\u2019\u00e9quipe de France gagne \u00ab\u00a0On est les meilleurs\u00a0\u00bb, elle perd \u00ab\u00a0Ils ont \u00e9t\u00e9 nuls\u00a0\u00bb, logique…<\/p>\n

Macron esp\u00e8re une victoire pour faire passer la r\u00e9forme de la SNCF, le cap 2022, les futures retraites. La dictature de velours. Du pain et des jeux. Si la France gagne, \u00e7a passera mieux. Si la France perd, il faudra inventer de nouveaux concepts de t\u00e9l\u00e9 r\u00e9alit\u00e9, s’en prendre aux migrants ou \u00e0 l’aide sociale qui co\u00fbte cher.<\/p>\n

Gueule mon voisin, gueule ! On t\u2019entendra moins dans les cort\u00e8ges et demain matin, \u00e0 l\u2019aube, j\u2019irai sonner \u00e0 ta porte pour voir si tu gueule toujours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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