{"id":4285,"date":"2018-09-08T10:08:37","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T08:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=4285"},"modified":"2018-09-08T10:08:44","modified_gmt":"2018-09-08T08:08:44","slug":"morceaux-choisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/09\/08\/morceaux-choisis\/","title":{"rendered":"Morceaux choisis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2592\" height=\"3872\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/perfusion.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/perfusion.jpg 2592w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/perfusion-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/perfusion-768x1147.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/perfusion-685x1024.jpg 685w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2592px) 100vw, 2592px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La salle de bain au rez-de-chauss\u00e9e est r\u00e9serv\u00e9e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Des p\u00e2tes, du riz, de la semoule. Tous les cinq ans une visite chez le colonel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne mange pas de figue, n\u2019approche pas du raisin, pas de salade de tomates, mange ton riz nature ! Quatre jours !\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour la douche, passe demain, la pi\u00e8ce est prise ! Pas de collocation, m\u00eame pour se brosser les dents. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pas de fruits, pas de fromage, pas de lait. 150 ml \u00e0 boire d&rsquo;une traite puis deux litres d\u2019eau. Ration militaire : viande maigre bouillie et biscuits secs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4, 3, 2, 1, partez ! Les chutes du Niagara. \u00ab\u00a0Ch\u00e9ri, c\u2019est la poubelle qui sent comme \u00e7a ?\u00a0\u00bb. Purge du soir, espoir, purge du matin, chagrin.\u00a0 On patauge, juste habill\u00e9 de bottes, dans les \u00e9gouts de Paris. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans la salle d\u2019attente, serre les fesses. Dieux ! Il y a du retard ! Pourvu qu\u2019ils aient de la peinture pour recouvrir ces beaux murs blancs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le plafond bouge puis tout se fige. 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Tension toutes les quinze minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bip bip !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un colocataire \u00e9merge, \u00ab\u00a0Vous voulez un caf\u00e9 ?\u00a0\u00bb. \u00ab\u00a0Oui, on lui a trouv\u00e9 un polype.\u00a0\u00bb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bip bip bip bip !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Bonjour, r\u00e9veill\u00e9 ?\u00a0\u00bb. Un ange passe. \u00ab\u00a0Tout s&rsquo;est bien pass\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le conduit se d\u00e9gonfle, ce n\u2019est pas vraiment classe. \u00ab\u00a0Redressez vous.\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0\u00e7a tourne un peu ? c\u2019est normal. Vous allez pouvoir manger.\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vapeurs de croissant et miettes de caf\u00e9 tournoient autour des yeux d\u00e9sorient\u00e9s, premi\u00e8re collation depuis vingt quatre heures. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deux cent dix euros la chambre simple. Une passe \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4tel fa\u00e7on gueule de bois. 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