{"id":5114,"date":"2019-06-27T07:27:16","date_gmt":"2019-06-27T05:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5114"},"modified":"2019-06-27T07:27:16","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T05:27:16","slug":"addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/06\/27\/addiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Addiction"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo-1024x536.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5115\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo-500x262.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/haribo.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un incroyant, par jeu, avait d\u00e9pos\u00e9 un matin sur mon bureau, cinq cent grammes de ces boules roses recouvertes de sucre rouge aussi appel\u00e9e tsointsoin, o\u00f9 quelque chose d\u2019approchant. Il n\u2019aurait pas du douter, homme de peu de foie. Quand il est repass\u00e9 deux heures plus tard, ne restaient qu\u2019un emballage plastique vide et quelques grains de sucre rouges \u00e9parpill\u00e9s devant mon \u00e9cran d\u2019ordinateur. J\u2019avais tout aval\u00e9. Beurp ! M\u00eame pas malade.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019incroyant incr\u00e9dule a recommenc\u00e9 une nouvelle fois l\u2019exp\u00e9rience, cette fois fa\u00e7on guimauve rose version XXL. Il a perdu. Apr\u00e8s, je n\u2019ai plus jamais trouv\u00e9 de paquet sur mon bureau, m\u00eame pas joueur le gamin. Pffff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le mix mondial est mon pire p\u00e9ch\u00e9 mon p\u00e8re, je le confesse. Des ann\u00e9es durant, je gardais pr\u00e9cieusement une boite dans la cuisine, une par semaine, pas plus, dosant le plaisir, le partageant avec mes enfants, histoire de les initier aux plaisirs interdits.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Colorants, acide citrique, conservateurs, sucre, g\u00e9latine, sirop de glucose, acide malique, gomme, ar\u00f4mes artificiels, que du bon, des mois de travail assur\u00e9s pour ma dentiste et mon nutritionniste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis mon grand est parti pour Marseille. D\u00e9prime ou r\u00e9solution ? J\u2019ai vid\u00e9 la derni\u00e8re boite et n\u2019en ai plus achet\u00e9. Septembre, octobre, novembre, d\u00e9cembre, janvier, f\u00e9vrier, mars, avril. Du jamais vu !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les dents n\u2019allant pas mieux pour autant, pas plus que les migraines, en passant au rayon douceurs pour prendre du chocolat \u00e0 mes drogu\u00e9s, j\u2019ai contempl\u00e9 cette Happy\u2019Box qui me tendait les bras et j\u2019ai replong\u00e9.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La boite est dans la cuisine mais je suis seul \u00e0 en manger. Pas des World Mix, ils ont du arr\u00eater leur production en septembre dernier j\u2019imagine, une autre boite, plus grosse, 600 g de bonheur. Une seule boite par semaine bien entendu. Mais je suis seul \u00e0 en gober maintenant, donc il faut que j\u2019en avale trois fois plus pour tenir le rythme hebdomadaire. Pas de probl\u00e8me, j\u2019assure ! Un vrai athl\u00e8te. Rien ne m\u2019arr\u00eate malgr\u00e9 le manque d\u2019entra\u00eenement. T\u00e9tine, alligator, nounours, bouboule, \u00e9toile, c\u0153ur, je mange tout.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pourquoi je vous raconte tout \u00e7a me demanderez-vous ? 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