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Saviez-vous que votre ami f\u00e9lin contribue pour une part non n\u00e9gligeable \u00e0 la production de d\u00e9chets ultimes ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors je vous explique :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cette douce fourrure qui aime ronronner sur vos genoux lorsque vous regardez une s\u00e9rie, en plus d\u2019\u00eatre un serial killer pour oiseaux, un psychopathe parano\u00efaque, un esclavagiste patent\u00e9, se trouve \u00eatre indirectement sans doute, un pollueur hors norme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A votre avis, combien de vid\u00e9os de chatons<\/a> d\u00e9biles sont visionn\u00e9es par jour sur YouTube, Facebook, Vimeo ? Combien de photos de parasites sont publi\u00e9s sur la toile puis partag\u00e9es sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apr\u00e8s \u00eatre un plat tr\u00e8s pris\u00e9 des asiatiques, le chat est devenu l\u2019animal de compagnie favori des fran\u00e7ais. Petit, il ne demande que peu de soins, quelques croquettes, du chauffage et une caisse de sable pas trop sale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et le probl\u00e8me est l\u00e0. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Contrairement au chien qui pisse sur votre porte et pose ses \u00e9trons fumants au milieu du trottoir, le chat fait tout cela<\/a> sur une liti\u00e8re et parfois h\u00e9las dans les bacs des plantes de maison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La caisse du chat, install\u00e9e dans un lieu strat\u00e9gique de l’habitation, est l\u2019objet de tous les soins de la part des esclaves du f\u00e9lin. Pas ou peu entretenue en temps et en heure, elle devient une bombe sale \u00e0 retardement. Le choix de la liti\u00e8re est tr\u00e8s important pour bien absorber les liquides toxiques et les quenelles explosives. De toute mani\u00e8re, si le sable ne convient pas au quadrup\u00e8de miaulant, vous vous en rendez compte tr\u00e8s rapidement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le sable doit \u00eatre remplac\u00e9 r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement pour \u00e9vacuer les boulettes agglom\u00e9r\u00e9es et les dates indigestes. Le plus souvent il s\u2019agit de roche calcaire broy\u00e9e, un produit non recyclable, non incin\u00e9rable, bref, un d\u00e9chet ultime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9tant donn\u00e9 le nombre de chasseurs de souris par foyer en France, le probl\u00e8me devient critique. Que faire de ce sable ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si vous avez des enfants, vous pouvez regarnir r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement leur bac \u00e0 sable au fond du jardin avec. Ils adoreront ces petites choses noires qui leur permettront de d\u00e9corer leurs ch\u00e2teaux comme les boulettes ammoniaqu\u00e9es inspireront certainement leur cr\u00e9ativit\u00e9 d\u00e9brid\u00e9e. Mais pas certain que le p\u00e9diatre appr\u00e9cie et surtout veillez \u00e0 ce qu\u2019ils ne confondent pas les excr\u00e9ments avec des Kinder Surprise, encore que l\u2019on peut se poser la question de savoir ce qui est le pire pour la sant\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous pouvez \u00e9galement d\u00e9corer l\u2019all\u00e9e du jardin avec ces d\u00e9chets au lieu d\u2019utiliser des gravillons ou avec, garnir le fond de l’aquarium de poissons exotiques. Vous pouvez amener les sacs \u00e0 la mer pour compenser le sable ramass\u00e9 par les touristes et par le BTP chaque ann\u00e9e. C\u2019est \u00e9galement un bon moyen pour lutter contre la mont\u00e9e des eaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je d\u00e9conseille toutefois aux bobos \u00e9colos de fabriquer des briques avec pour \u00e9lever une d\u00e9pendance, une cabane de jardin ou une extension \u00e0 la maison. Le dosage sable p\u00e9toules urine et argile sera complexe, ensuite ne perdez pas de vue que si le sable est un d\u00e9chet ultime, la merde non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fort de ce constat, n\u2019ayant plus d\u2019enfant qui joue dans le bac \u00e0 sable o\u00f9 poussent mes carottes, poss\u00e9dant d\u00e9j\u00e0 des gravillons dans mon all\u00e9e et habitant loin de la mer, je me retrouve avec un cas de conscience : comment g\u00e9rer la caisse du chat ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je pourrais foutre le chat dehors d\u00e8s qu\u2019il manifeste l\u2019envie de pisser ou chier, comme le font les propri\u00e9taires de chiens, mais la b\u00eate est sournoise et pourrait bien revenir miauler \u00e0 la fen\u00eatre sans s\u2019\u00eatre all\u00e9g\u00e9e. Je pourrais lui mettre un bouchon ou ne lui donner que du poulet cuit \u00e0 manger (constipation garantie), mais voil\u00e0, j\u2019aime un peu ce parasite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors je vais essayer le sable bio bobo, des copeaux de bois que je pourrai mettre au compost avec mes \u00e9pluchures de l\u00e9gumes et mes mauvaises herbes en esp\u00e9rant que Madame trouvera la liti\u00e8re \u00e0 son go\u00fbt sinon nous serons dans la merde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En attendant n\u2019achetez plus de chatons, allez \u00e0 la SPA r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer un psychopathe abandonn\u00e9. Il vous en sera peut-\u00eatre reconnaissant un jour. Dans tous les cas coupez leurs coucouniettes et op\u00e9rez ces dames, il y a vraiment trop de chats sur la plan\u00e8te. Et surtout, arr\u00eatez de regarder, partager, commenter des vid\u00e9os chats sur Internet, pour limiter votre empreinte carbone et gagner un temps libre consid\u00e9rable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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