{"id":5731,"date":"2020-01-20T07:49:52","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T06:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5731"},"modified":"2020-01-20T07:49:52","modified_gmt":"2020-01-20T06:49:52","slug":"vieillir-cest-moche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/01\/20\/vieillir-cest-moche\/","title":{"rendered":"Vieillir, c’est moche"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Savez-vous \u00e0 quel moment devient-on vieux, \u00e0 part le jour o\u00f9 vous n\u2019arrivez plus \u00e0 tenir un Nikon D810 avec un 200-500 sans sucrer les fraises ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est lorsque vous ne comprenez plus rien \u00e0 la technologie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019abord il y a eu cette foutue pastille rouge Apple Id sur mon iPhone et son bouton Continuer qui est rest\u00e9e accroch\u00e9e des semaines aux r\u00e9glages quoi que je fasse, avant que je comprenne qu’il fallait lire le texte en dessous, que je me d\u00e9connecte de mon compte puis que je re-connecte. Avouez que c\u2019est con.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ensuite il y a eu mon abonnement Adobe, d\u00e9sactiv\u00e9 pour faute de moyen de paiement. Faute de moyen de paiement ? Je v\u00e9rifie mon compte PayPal, je le r\u00e9active, mais non, alors suivant les conseils de Adobe, je renouvelle mon abonnement et l\u00e0 pouf l\u2019ancien abonnement se r\u00e9active \u00e9galement et pif deux pr\u00e9l\u00e8vements de 11,99 \u20ac surgissent sur mon compte. Damned ! Alors paf j\u2019en d\u00e9sactive un et ping un nouveau pr\u00e9l\u00e8vement de 11,99 \u20ac. Trois cotisations en un mois. Je n’ai rien compris, eux non plus mais Adobe m\u2019a rembours\u00e9… gentils Adobe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il y a eu aussi cet excellent album d\u2019Altesia<\/a> re\u00e7u en promotion et que j\u2019ai voulu m\u2019offrir en CD. Je vais sur Bandcamp, commande l\u2019album, reviens en arri\u00e8re suite \u00e0 un doute (ai-je bien command\u00e9 la version CD ?), je valide ma commande une fois rassur\u00e9 (tiens le prix a baiss\u00e9) et me retrouve avoir command\u00e9 la version num\u00e9rique… Rha !!! Alors j\u2019appelle au secours Altesia et les gars trop gentils m\u2019envoient le CD pour le prix du t\u00e9l\u00e9chargement, et l\u00e0 j\u2019ai honte, honte d’abuser de la gentillesse des gens et de ne plus rien comprendre \u00e0 Internet.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sans parler de ma 2008 toute neuve rest\u00e9e ouverte toute une nuit car je n\u2019arrive pas \u00e0 penser au petit bouton de fermeture centralis\u00e9e lorsque je la gare. C\u2019est vrai quoi, c\u2019\u00e9tait si simple les clefs… Alors je me r\u00e9veille la nuit en me demandant si j\u2019ai bien ferm\u00e9 tout, la voiture, la maison, le WIFI, l\u2019eau, le gaz, ma braguette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et puis, plus grave, il y a eu cette histoire de s\u00e9rie t\u00e9l\u00e9, Fargo saison 3 avec Ewan McGregor, quatre DVDs, plein d\u2019\u00e9pisodes que j\u2019ai d\u00e9vor\u00e9 avec bonheur. Par contre, au troisi\u00e8me DVD, j\u2019ai vraiment \u00e9t\u00e9 surpris par ces \u00e9pisodes flashback avant de r\u00e9aliser que j\u2019avais visionn\u00e9 de DVD n\u00b03 avant le n\u00b02.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est vraiment moche de vieillir…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce post aurait pu \u00eatre sponsoris\u00e9 par Paypal, Adbobe, la MGM, Peugeot, Nikon, Altesia et Apple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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