{"id":5812,"date":"2020-03-06T08:40:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T07:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5812"},"modified":"2020-03-06T08:40:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-06T07:40:58","slug":"le-chant-des-sirenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/03\/06\/le-chant-des-sirenes\/","title":{"rendered":"Le chant des sir\u00e8nes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"635\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/chant-des-sir\u00e8nes.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/chant-des-sir\u00e8nes.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/chant-des-sir\u00e8nes-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/chant-des-sir\u00e8nes-768x476.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/chant-des-sir\u00e8nes-484x300.jpg 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> Avez-vous remarqu\u00e9 que les m\u00e9talleux graisseux d\u00e9garnis qui ne se voient plus pisser, boudin\u00e9s dans leurs blousons noirs, recouverts de tatouages ant\u00e9christs, bard\u00e9s de t\u00eates de morts, de crucifix invers\u00e9s et de trucs dans les narines, fondent \u00e0 chaque fois pour la m\u00eame chose ? les chanteuses de metal&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Marjana, Marcela, Anneke, Tarja, Kate, Annette, Sharon et toutes les autres peuvent chanter deux notes et les gros sont au bord des larmes. Je vous l\u2019accorde, certaines de ces filles poss\u00e8dent une jolie voix, et il arrive m\u00eame qu\u2019elles soient en plus plaisantes \u00e0 regarder, mais quand m\u00eame !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les m\u00e9talleux sont des durs ou des tafioles ? Faudrait savoir ! Mireille Mathieu pousserait la m\u00eame chansonnette, je suis certain qu\u2019ils lui balanceraient un pack de cro sur sa coupe au bol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les minettes elles s\u2019exitent plut\u00f4t pour un Bruel ou un Georges Michael, allant jusqu\u2019\u00e0 jeter leur culotte sur la sc\u00e8ne. Si Carlos avait repris &lsquo;Faith&rsquo;, je pense qu\u2019il aurait re\u00e7u des gaines XXL pendant sa tourn\u00e9e. Enfin bon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et si en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 nos hormones commandaient nos affinit\u00e9s musicales ? Qu\u2019en pensez-vous ? Imaginez le drame, la musique ne serait que question de libido. Genres, styles, \u00e9poques, technicit\u00e9, harmonies, tout \u00e7a ne serait qu\u2019un enfumage pour cacher l\u2019affreuse v\u00e9rit\u00e9. Nous ne serions que des organes reproducteurs et nos sens seraient gouvern\u00e9s non pas pas le cerveau mais notre cortex reptilien. Il suffirait d\u2019une voix aigu\u00eb et de quelques rondeurs pour que nous tombions sous le charme d\u2019une chanson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moi je suis chroniqueur, je suis donc plus fort que tout cela \u00e9videment, je ne me ferai jamais pi\u00e9ger par le chant des sir\u00e8nes. Mon analyse est toujours lucide, objective, faites-moi confiance. Si tous les albums de Stream of Passion, de The Gathering, de Within Tempation sont fabuleux, cela n\u2019a aucun lien avec le charme fou de leurs chanteuses, ce n\u2019est que du talent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parce si je poussais le raisonnement d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 plus haut jusqu\u2019au bout, je fantasmerais sur Damian Wilson et Marc Atkinson, et sans \u00eatre homophobe, cela me mettrait mal \u00e0 l\u2019aise quand m\u00eame. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les m\u00e9talleux sont des durs ou des tafioles ? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/03\/06\/le-chant-des-sirenes\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,4,3,13],"tags":[1528,1530,552,65,1529],"class_list":["post-5812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humeur","category-metal-progressif","category-musique","category-rock-progressif","tag-chanteuses","tag-hormones","tag-metal","tag-rock","tag-voix","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Le chant des sir\u00e8nes - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/03\/06\/le-chant-des-sirenes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le chant des sir\u00e8nes - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Les m\u00e9talleux sont des durs ou des tafioles ? 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