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J\u2019ai post\u00e9 cette image un soir o\u00f9 je jouais encore une fois \u00e0 Animal Crossing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zeb \u00e9tait dans son quatre pi\u00e8ces cossu, en train de r\u00e9am\u00e9nager la salle de r\u00e9p\u00e9tions quand je l\u2019ai vu : un gars \u00e9bouriff\u00e9 en combinaison spatiale entour\u00e9 d\u2019instruments de musique dont il ne sait pas jouer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors j\u2019ai immortalis\u00e9 cet instant dont la l\u00e9gende devrait \u00eatre plus exactement irr\u00e9cup\u00e9rable…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cinquante-quatre ans pass\u00e9s, z\u00e9ro ambition, je joue encore \u00e0 ce jeu d\u00e9bile pour gamins et r\u00eave toujours des m\u00eames sujets : l\u2019espace et la musique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et vous n\u2019avez pas tout vu chez Zeb : une chambre remplie de meubles en bois, un salon cosy avec une Hifi vintage et machine \u00e0 expresso ainsi qu’une salle de bain \u00e0 la marocaine. Il lui manque encore une biblioth\u00e8que et une guitare \u00e9lectrique et sa vie sera parfaite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sur la petite \u00eele de Br\u00e9hat, Zeb collectionne les poissons, les insectes, les fossiles et les oeuvres d\u2019art. Il parle peu \u00e0 ses voisins, surtout les sportifs qui jouent des alt\u00e8res et aime bien les grognons et les louves. Il s\u2019est battu pour faire venir K\u00e9k\u00e9 et ne va m\u00eame pas \u00e0 ses concerts du samedi soir. Lorsqu\u2019il croise les autres insulaires, il les bouscule pour aller plus vite. Il courre toujours, incapable de se poser une seconde. Un hyperactif ! Lorsque quelqu\u2019un d\u00e9sire quitter l\u2019\u00eele, il l\u2019encourage. Je l\u2019ai m\u00eame vu d\u00e9noncer un voisin innocent juste pour le plaisir. Un asocial !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le matin il fait le tour de l\u2019\u00eele, ramassant des coquillages, cueillant des fruits, cherchant des fossiles et son arbre \u00e0 clochettes. Il court ensuite au mus\u00e9e faire expertiser ses trouvailles, les donner au conservateur puis il file au magasin vendre ses tr\u00e9sors. L\u2019argent gagn\u00e9, il l\u2019enterre pour faire pousser un nouvel arbre \u00e0 clochettes et avec ce qu\u2019il reste, il se fait plaisir et rembourse un peu ses dettes. Ensuite il d\u00e9core sa maison, joue de la batterie, p\u00eache pour trouver des pneus de voiture et quand vient la nuit il sort regarder les \u00e9toiles. Car il r\u00eave de se construire un rover lunaire et pour cela il lui faut quatre pneus, des \u00e9toiles filantes et un peu de ferraille. C\u2019est son unique ambition, avoir un rover lunaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les jours o\u00f9 Zeb est \u00e9nerv\u00e9, il prend l\u2019avion pour une \u00eele lointaine et d\u00e9truit tout sur place. Il abat les arbres, arrache les fleurs, attrape les insectes et les poissons, casse les rochers et creuse des trous partout. L’\u00eele paradisiaque devient un champ de bataille. Un fou ce Zeb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les jours o\u00f9 Zeb est tr\u00e8s \u00e9nerv\u00e9, il r\u00eave de faire pareil avec Br\u00e9hat, juste pour le plaisir de tout foutre en l\u2019air, mais Heureusement je veille au grain et coupe la console avant qu\u2019il ne fasse rien d\u2019irr\u00e9vocable avant de prendre moi-m\u00eame mes m\u00e9dicaments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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