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\"\"<\/a>Tic Tac fait le r\u00e9veil, c’est un de ses tics les plus aga\u00e7ants. Un truc me gratte dans le dos, j’ai la t\u00eate dans le sac, il va me falloir un bon caf\u00e9. La joun\u00e9e s’annonce belle, douceur et quelques nuages, l’ar\u00f4me du nectar noir emplit la cuisine. Le truc me gratte toujours le dos. Une bonne douche et il n’y para\u00eetra plus. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, mon dos me gratte. Qu’en pense le miroir, suis-je toujours la plus belle ? Mon coprs d’athl\u00e8te aux muscles saillants semble d\u00e9figur\u00e9 par une vilaine t\u00e2che rouge avec un petit point noir qui gigote en son centre. Tic ? Non tique ! En Alsace, nous ne plaisantons pas avec les tocs. La maladie de Lyme rode dans les fourr\u00e9s. La tagatactique du tique est de s’accrocher \u00e0 son h\u00f4te pour lui pomper un peu de bouffe et se laisser tomber une fois gav\u00e9e. Sauf qu’en croquant le bout de gras, cette emmerdeuse infecte bien souvent son garde manger. La matin\u00e9e semblait belle. Direction le m\u00e9decin et ses pilules miracle, antibiotiques \u00e0 forte dose pour un mois et deux prises de sang distantes. En prime des patchs antidouleur pour mon 31 mai<\/a>. Le lundi, tout le monde souffre de stress pr\u00e9 traumatique de la reprise. La salle d’attente est bond\u00e9e. Tic Tac, et la tique qui se gave. Tic Tac, la matin\u00e9e est foutue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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La joun\u00e9e s’annonce belle, douceur et quelques … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,136],"tags":[311,312,310,308,309,84],"class_list":["post-744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humeur","category-medecine","tag-alsace","tag-foret","tag-maladie-de-lyme","tag-tic-tac","tag-tique","tag-we"],"yoast_head":"\nTic Tac - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/20\/tic-tac\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tic Tac - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tic Tac fait le r\u00e9veil, c’est un de ses tics les plus aga\u00e7ants. 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