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Voila pas mal de temps que l\u2019on nous bassine avec les JO. Pour moi La Flamme<\/a> c\u2019est une s\u00e9rie TV assez dr\u00f4le et pas un gros briquet qui ne veut pas s\u2019allumer.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u2019ayant plus la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision depuis longtemps, j\u2019entends parler de l\u2019\u00e9v\u00e9nement national sur France-Inter  lorsque je suis en voiture ou bien par mes coll\u00e8gues r\u00e9quisitionn\u00e9s pour l\u2019occasion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une fois n\u2019est pas coutume, j\u2019aurais presque une pens\u00e9e \u00e9mue pour les parisiens qui voient le prix du billet de m\u00e9tro exploser, qui se font expulser de leurs logements et qui d\u00e9couvrent que certains quartiers seront ceintur\u00e9s par les forces de l\u2019ordre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme en t\u00e9moign\u00e8rent les \u00e9minents historiens Uderzo et Goscinny<\/a> en leur temps, les JO \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque romaine \u00e9taient d\u00e9j\u00e0 entach\u00e9s de tricheries et de dopage. Alors imaginez aujourd\u2019hui\u2026 Petit progr\u00e8s, les femmes et les handicap\u00e9s sont autoris\u00e9s \u00e0 y participer depuis que De Coubertin n\u2019a plus son mot \u00e0 dire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On ne va pas parler du bilan carbone<\/a> de l\u2019op\u00e9ration parce que bon voil\u00e0 quoi, nous ne sommes plus \u00e0 \u00e7a pr\u00e8s entre la construction du village olympique, l\u2019adaptation des transports parisiens, la r\u00e9fection des stades, les voyages en avion des athl\u00e8tes et des spectateurs, les mascottes d\u00e9biles en plastique et tout ce que j\u2019oublie certainement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le sport ne m\u2019int\u00e9resse pas, sans doute parce que je ne peux pas en faire, je d\u00e9teste la comp\u00e9tition, sans doute par peur de perdre et j\u2019ai d\u00e9branch\u00e9 mon d\u00e9codeur TV depuis des si\u00e8cles. Donc fatalement, je ne regarderai pas les JO dont j\u2019ignore le calendrier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce n\u2019est pas du boycotte mais une totale indiff\u00e9rence. Faites vous plaisir si vous aimez \u00e7a mais par piti\u00e9, \u00e9vitez de gueuler, de klaxonner, de vous saouler \u00e0 la Kronembourg en commentant les contre performances des athl\u00e8tes russes qui partiront bient\u00f4t sur le front ukrainien<\/a> se faire massacrer, une m\u00e9daille d\u2019or autour du coup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Voila pas mal de temps que l\u2019on nous bassine avec les JO. Pour moi La Flamme c\u2019est une s\u00e9rie TV assez dr\u00f4le et pas un gros briquet qui ne veut pas s\u2019allumer.\u00a0 Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10675,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[698,3220,3233,90,340],"class_list":["post-10674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humeur","tag-asterix","tag-jeux-olympiques","tag-jo","tag-sport","tag-tv","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"\nAsterix aux jeux olympiques\u00a0 - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Voila pas mal de temps que l\u2019on nous bassine avec les JO. 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