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Nous sommes descendus dans le sud-est de la France jeudi en voiture pour troisi\u00e8me fois cette ann\u00e9e. Ce n\u2019est pas forc\u00e9ment notre destination de vacances favorite, nous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rons l\u2019Italie, la Corse\u00a0 ou la Sardaigne mais dans la vie, difficile d\u2019\u00e9chapper \u00e0\u00a0 certaines obligations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avant de partir pour cette longue route, je suis pass\u00e9 dans un garage pour monter deux pneus neufs \u00e0 l\u2019avant car l\u2019un d\u2019entre eux donnait des signes d\u2019usure inqui\u00e9tants. Vous vous en foutez probablement pour l\u2019instant de cette affaire de pneus mais c\u2019est important pour la suite de l\u2019histoire, alors notez le dans un coin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Neuf heures de route passant de la pluie diluvienne au soleil de plomb pour prendre possession d\u2019un g\u00eete pas terrible mais dot\u00e9 d\u2019une piscine afin que le s\u00e9jour ait des airs de vacances. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La premi\u00e8re nuit fut tr\u00e8s calme, il faut dire que nous \u00e9tions aussi les seuls locataires. Et sorti des deux gros chiens bergers du propri\u00e9taire qui aboy\u00e8rent de concert jusque minuit, pas un bruit. Le matin c\u2019est aux aurores que le coq annon\u00e7a \u00e0 son harem qu\u2019il \u00e9tait l\u2019heure de passer \u00e0 la casserole. Bienvenu \u00e0 la campagne !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La seconde fut un enfer ! Des vosgiens venus en force pour un mariage ont pris possession de la maison mitoyenne \u00e0 la n\u00f4tre. Apr\u00e8s s\u2019\u00eatre install\u00e9s, ils ont discut\u00e9 bien fort dehors puis dedans jusqu\u2019\u00e0 point d\u2019heure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est l\u00e0 que nous avons d\u00e9couvert que les murs du g\u00eete transmettaient tous les sons, le bruit de l\u2019eau de la douche, le bruits des pas sur les marches d\u2019escalier, les voix etc. Alors les \u00e9clats de rire et les chasses d\u2019eaux\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quelques heures plus tard, le coq se r\u00e9veillait, encore\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La bonne nouvelle c\u2019est que la troisi\u00e8me nuit nos f\u00eatards n\u2019\u00e9taient pas l\u00e0. Ils se rendaient \u00e0 un mariage et ne devaient que rentrer tr\u00e8s tard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9veill\u00e9s \u00e0 trois heures du matin par une bande de jeunes imbib\u00e9es qui fait un bordel monstre avant de se coucher. Bonne nouvelle vraiment ? Damned !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le dimanche matin, le coq \u00e9tait toujours vivant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La t\u00eate dans le fondement, nous aurions d\u00fb repartir dans l\u2019autre sens pour plus de huit cent kilom\u00e8tres d\u2019autoroute avant une difficile journ\u00e9e de reprise du travail le lundi.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais voil\u00e0, la veille au soir vers 20h, voulant c\u00e9der le passage \u00e0 une voiture press\u00e9e, j\u2019ai embrass\u00e9 un trottoir avec mon pneu avant tout neuf. Le pneu a explos\u00e9 propre et net, et c\u2019est la galette qui l\u2019a prestement remplac\u00e9 grace au bons soins du petit jeune qui conduisait l\u2019autre v\u00e9hicule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est l\u00e0 que l\u2019on se dit que l\u2019on rentre dans le troisi\u00e8me age. Lorsque un petit jeune a piti\u00e9 de vous et remplace votre roue crev\u00e9e\u2026 Bref.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Une galette signifie une vitesse maximale limit\u00e9e \u00e0 80 km\/h et pas de long trajet. Impossible de reprendre le chemin de l\u2019Alsace le lendemain. Car le dimanche, les garagistes et vendeurs de pneumatiques sont ferm\u00e9s, m\u00eame dans le sud-est de la France o\u00f9 tout le reste des commerces est ouvert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous avons contact\u00e9 l\u2019assurance qui ne pouvait nous envoyer qu\u2019une d\u00e9panneuse pour monter la roue de secours, ce qui \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait. Nous avons recherch\u00e9 sur le Net des services de pneumatiques ouverts H24 qui se sont av\u00e9r\u00e9s ferm\u00e9s le dimanche. Nous avons cherch\u00e9 des garages ouverts, des stations services avec des pneus, mais rien dans un rayon de moins de 50 km.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors nous avons patient\u00e9 jusqu\u2019au lundi matin, passant un dimanche pluvieux chez les parents de mon \u00e9pouse. Nous n\u2019avions plus de gite, de chiens, de coqs ni de f\u00eatards pour animer notre nuit proven\u00e7ale, juste une gal\u00e8re de pneu \u00e0 trouver d\u2019urgence pour meubler notre insomnie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lundi \u00e0 8h30 la voiture \u00e9tait fin pr\u00eate pour reprendre la route \u00e9quip\u00e9e de deux nouveaux pneus 4 saisons 205\/50 17 89 V. Oui car \u00e0 force d\u2019appeler les garages, je connais les dimensions de mes pneus par coeur. Sauf que manifestement l\u2019\u00e9quilibrage a \u00e9t\u00e9 b\u00e2cl\u00e9 ou alors le train de direction a pris un pet dans casque. Car \u00e0 partir de 120 km\/h le volant de titine souffrait de la maladie de parkinson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malgr\u00e9 cette gal\u00e8re, nous avons trouv\u00e9 le temps de visiter le magnifique prieur\u00e9 de Ganagobie, les champs de lavande de Valensole, la piscine au combien vivifiante du g\u00eete et surtout nous sommes rentr\u00e9s entiers \u00e0 la maison, certes fatigu\u00e9s et avec un jour de retard mais vivants. \u00c7a aurait pu \u00eatre pire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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