{"id":11341,"date":"2025-03-05T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=11341"},"modified":"2025-03-04T19:44:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T18:44:25","slug":"dans-les-toilettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2025\/03\/05\/dans-les-toilettes\/","title":{"rendered":"Dans les toilettes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hier matin j\u2019ai re\u00e7u le MMS suivant : <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bonjour papa , mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone est cass\u00e9, c'est mon num\u00e9ro temporaire, peux-tu m'envoyer un WhatsApp, pas par SMS !\n+33773399739<\/pre>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
Le num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone de SMS \u00e9tait le +33 7 89 30 01 17<\/strong> et celui sur lequel je devais le recontacter le +33 7 73 39 97 39<\/strong> ce qui aurait d\u00fb me mettre la puce \u00e0 l\u2019oreille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mais sur le coup je n\u2019ai pas vraiment r\u00e9fl\u00e9chi, j\u2019\u00e9tais en d\u00e9placement depuis 6h30 avec quelques heures de route au compteur et un seul caf\u00e9 dans les veines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alors j\u2019ai contact\u00e9 ce num\u00e9ro via WhatsApp avec ce message :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Hello, t\u00e9l\u00e9phone HS ?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
J\u2019aurais pu r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir deux secondes. S\u2019il pouvait me contacter via WhatsApp c\u2019est que son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone fonctionnait ou que le nouveau qu\u2019il utilisait, puisque c\u2019\u00e9tait un autre num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, pouvait recevoir des SMS et des appels. Mais bon j\u2019avais plein de travail et toujours qu\u2019un seul caf\u00e9 baignant les neurones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Le gars m\u2019a r\u00e9pondu ceci :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cc papa, mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone est tomb\u00e9 dans les toilettes,\u00a0<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Alors je me suis marr\u00e9. Et lui a continu\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C'est ne pas dr\u00f4le, J'ai tout perdu, photos et fichiers, Toutes les applications importantes, Papa, j'ai un peu honte de te le demander, mais j'ai besoin de ton aide.. Tu re\u00e7ois?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Mais \u00e7a, je l\u2019ai lu \u00e0 13h apr\u00e8s un caf\u00e9 serr\u00e9 bu \u00e0 la fin du repas de midi. J\u2019avais l\u2019esprit nettement plus clair. Alors j\u2019ai voulu jouer. J\u2019ai r\u00e9pondu \u00ab\u00a0Yep\u00a0\u00bb et le bonhomme a poursuivi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Je dois payer 2 factures\u00a0 malheureusement j\u2019ai pas acc\u00e8s \u00e0 ma banque en ligne je peut te les envoyer ? Je te rembourse pour jeudi..<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
J\u2019ai r\u00e9pondu, en bon p\u00e8re que je suis :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ben oui bien s\u00fbr<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
Et lui de continuer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merci beaucoup, J'ai parl\u00e9 \u00e0 ma banque et ils m'ont dit que je ne pourrai plus me connecter \u00e0 mon compte avant jeudi, Alors je te rembourserai, d'accord?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Prends moi pour un con\u2026 j\u2019ai donc r\u00e9pondu \u00ab\u00a0Yep\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Et lui de m\u2019envoyer les informations :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Je t'enverrai les d\u00e9tails 
Nom: Sophie Lef\u00e8vre\u00a0
Iban: DE78 5087 0324 0067 6932 00
Motif: GDH 0091 
Montant: 2494.95 
Virement SEPA 
Le bic est DEUTDEDBP26<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Apr\u00e8s quelques minutes de silence, je l\u2019ai inform\u00e9 que la transaction \u00e9tait r\u00e9alis\u00e9e et lui ai demand\u00e9 quelle \u00e9tait la seconde. C\u2019est l\u00e0 qu\u2019il m\u2019a demand\u00e9 une preuve de virement. L\u00e0 j\u2019ai fait le d\u00e9bile j’avoue, lui expliquant que je n\u2019avais pas encore re\u00e7u la confirmation par mail et que je ne savais pas faire une copie d\u2019\u00e9cran pour lui envoyer. Il a voulu savoir si j\u2019\u00e9tais sur un PC. J\u2019ai r\u00e9pondu que non, j\u2019avais fait le virement depuis mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. Et sans doute pour m\u2019expliquer comment faire la copie d\u2019\u00e9cran, il m\u2019a demand\u00e9 la marque de mon smartphone. J\u2019ai r\u00e9pondu que je ne savais pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quel t\u00e9l\u00e9phone as-tu ?<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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Je ne sais pas, c\u2019est toi qui me l\u2019a offert.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7a l\u2019a fait rire. Il a fait encore quelques tentatives, me proposant de refaire le virement jusqu\u2019\u00e0 que je lui dise que je ne pouvais pas, parce que mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone \u00e9tait tomb\u00e9 dans les toilettes. Apr\u00e8s cet \u00e9change, il a \u00e9t\u00e9 soudain assez mal poli, il faut bien l\u2019avouer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hahaha 
Fils de put<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Bon, j\u2019ai signal\u00e9 son num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone \u00e0 l\u2019adresse des Spams au 33700<\/strong>, je l\u2019ai bloqu\u00e9 et j\u2019ai signal\u00e9 le bouffon sur WhatsApp. Cela ne va sans doute pas beaucoup l\u2019arr\u00eater mais je le suis bien amus\u00e9\u2026 Mais faites quand m\u00eame gaffe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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