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Entre de multiples d\u00e9placements dans le Grand Est pour le travail, une nuit tardive au Champ du Feu, un r\u00e9gime draconien avant une prise de sang, un concert Chez Paulette, ce foutu passage \u00e0 l\u2019heure d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 et un nouveau rhume qui m\u2019est tomb\u00e9 dessus samedi, j\u2019ai une s\u00e9v\u00e8re gueule de bois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Par chance j\u2019avais enregistr\u00e9 ma Chronique en Images mercredi et j\u2019ai encore deux albums d\u2019avance dans les tiroirs. Parce que je serai bien incapable d\u2019analyser quoique ce soit en ce moment. J\u2019\u00e9coute en boucle un disque de m\u00e9tal grec depuis presque une semaine sans \u00eatre capable d\u2019\u00e9crire une ligne \u00e0 son sujet. Je me tra\u00eene du canap\u00e9 au lit, le ventre creux, le nez bouch\u00e9 et les paupi\u00e8res lourdes, lisant quelques pages d\u2019un roman avant de sombrer dans les bras de Morph\u00e9e pour une heure ou deux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les pr\u00e9visions annoncent du ciel clair pour la semaine, mais \u00e9tant donn\u00e9 mon \u00e9tat et un nouveau d\u00e9placement programm\u00e9 \u00e0 Reims puis \u00e0 Langres, je ne sais pas si j\u2019aurais le courage de sortir la lunette pour la nuit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ne vous y trompez pas, je ne me plains pas. Je m\u2019\u00e9clate entre la photographie, la musique et l’astronomie (le travail c\u2019est une autre affaire). Mais la privation de fromage, de biscuits, de sucreries et de grignotage entre les repas met \u00e0 rude \u00e9preuve ma volont\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mon g\u00e9n\u00e9raliste s\u2019inqui\u00e8te du bon fonctionnement de mes reins, de mon taux de cholest\u00e9rol. Mon urologue s’inqui\u00e8te du niveau de mes PSA et moi pour mon estomac qui gargouille. J\u2019ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 perdu deux kilos en quinze jours en \u00e9vitant la pause caf\u00e9 de neuf heures avec les coll\u00e8gues et en bannissant les biscuits et le comt\u00e9 de la liste des courses. Par contre je bois de l\u2019eau, beaucoup d\u2019eau, des litres d\u2019eau, ce qui fait de moi un homme fontaine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous n\u2019avez rien \u00e0 d\u00e9clarer ? J\u2019ai faim. Qu\u2019est-ce que vous avez l\u00e0 ? Un creux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tout ira mieux apr\u00e8s la prise de sang. Je pourrais boire de la bi\u00e8re \u00e0 la place de l\u2019eau, me jeter sur les plateaux de fromages avec un verre de vin et du pain, et me b\u00e2frer de viennoiseries. Certes je triche un peu, mais qui a envie de passer au bloc, de prendre un traitement suppl\u00e9mentaire ou de recommencer toute une batterie d\u2019examens douloureux et intrusifs ? Vous ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vendredi si tout va bien, je pourrais reprendre un r\u00e9gime gascon et monter au Champ du Feu refaire la photographie de la n\u00e9buleuse de la m\u00e9duse que j\u2019ai lamentablement g\u00e2ch\u00e9e vendredi dernier en croyant bien faire. Presque 4h d\u2019images bonnes \u00e0 mettre \u00e0 la poubelle en voulant pousser trop loin la sensibilit\u00e9 de la cam\u00e9ra. Je monterai avec un gros bout de fromage, du pain, des tranches de cake aux fruits confits et une bi\u00e8re rousse pour faire tout passer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me sens d\u00e9j\u00e0 mieux tout \u00e0 coup.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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