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Des fois je me demande comment un \u00e9tablissement comme La Poste peut survivre \u00e0 sa propre connerie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les lettres non publicitaires mettent plus de quinze jours \u00e0 traverser une commune, les Colissimo avec une livraison sous 48h n\u2019arrivent jamais dans la bo\u00eete aux lettres et les facteurs ne livrent plus le courrier \u00e0 une adresse sous pr\u00e9texte que la maison est d\u2019apr\u00e8s eux, inhabit\u00e9e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai command\u00e9 un petit paquet en Allemagne et pay\u00e9 un quart du prix de l\u2019objet pour son transport par DHL. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le paquet a pris moins de 24h pour voyager de Rodgau en Allemagne \u00e0 Illkirch en France (258 km). D\u2019Illkirch \u00e0 Illkirch, cela lui a pris plus de 72h. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019est vrai que nous habitons une m\u00e9gapole\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le jour 1, le paquet est parti d\u2019Allemagne. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le jour 2, le paquet est arriv\u00e9 dans ma commune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le jour 3, le paquet a \u00e9t\u00e9 mis dans le camion \u00e0 6h54. \u00c0 18h18 il semblerait que ma maison \u00e9tait vide puisque le livreur ne s\u2019est pas pr\u00e9sent\u00e9. Bon il n\u2019a pas sonn\u00e9 non plus et ne s\u2019est pas arr\u00eat\u00e9 avec son v\u00e9hicule manifestement, puisque j\u2019\u00e9tais pr\u00e9sent dans le salon qui donne sur la rue. A ce qu\u2019il para\u00eet (enfin d\u2019apr\u00e8s DHL) j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 notifi\u00e9, de quelle mani\u00e8re ? Ca je l\u2019ignore par contre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le jour 4 \u00e0 12h35 il n\u2019y avait manifestement toujours personne \u00e0 la maison puisque ma femme \u00e9tait \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tage en t\u00e9l\u00e9travail et mon fils en train de manger dans la cuisine. \u00c0 ce qu\u2019il para\u00eet (enfin d\u2019apr\u00e8s DHL) j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 notifi\u00e9, de quelle mani\u00e8re ? \u00c7a je l\u2019ignore par contre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Afin de suivre ma livraison, j\u2019ai re\u00e7u un mail de DHL avec un lien. Le site me d\u00e9taille l\u2019historique des op\u00e9rations, jour par jour, heure par heure jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019arriv\u00e9e en France o\u00f9 l\u00e0, il me renvoie sur le portail de La Poste qui reprend la chronologie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c0 partir de ce moment, deux r\u00e9cits divergents s\u2019opposent. Celui de DHL o\u00f9 La Poste me notifie, et celui de Colissimo, o\u00f9 La Poste sonne \u00e0 la maison. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ne voyant rien arriver \u00e0 la maison, j\u2019ai alors d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de programmer sur le site web de la Poste la livraison du paquet dans un point relais. En l\u2019occurrence La Poste du centre ville, le plus proche de chez moi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai re\u00e7u un mail de confirmation dans la minute. Le paquet serait d\u00e9pos\u00e9 au centre de tri dans une zone artisanale, \u00e0 l\u2019oppos\u00e9 du centre ville ! J\u2019ai v\u00e9rifi\u00e9 sur le site web toujours ouvert dans mon navigateur, j\u2019ai bien une confirmation du d\u00e9p\u00f4t au centre ville. Et dans le mail, j’ai l’adresse du centre de tri ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et maintenant, quelqu\u2019un peut me dire o\u00f9 je vais r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer mon paquet ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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