{"id":12994,"date":"2026-11-14T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-11-14T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=12994"},"modified":"2026-11-11T10:19:48","modified_gmt":"2026-11-11T09:19:48","slug":"jai-ete-malade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2026\/11\/14\/jai-ete-malade\/","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 malade"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vaccin-grippe-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vaccin-grippe.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vaccin-grippe-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vaccin-grippe-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vaccin-grippe-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vous savez, j\u2019ai toujours un emploi du temps surcharg\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeudi soir, j\u2019avais pr\u00e9vu une nuit d\u2019astronomie, vendredi je devais rencontrer un acheteur potentiel pour le camion Iveco de notre association, vendredi soir, je devais assister \u00e0 une conf\u00e9rence sur l\u2019arch\u00e9ologie galactique et le week-end je pr\u00e9voyais de me rendre \u00e0 une exposition de photographie nature. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sauf que mercredi, la gorge a commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 me gratouiller, jeudi mon nez \u00e0 couler et mes bronches \u00e0 s\u2019agiter. Jeudi soir la fi\u00e8vre \u00e9tait l\u00e0 et vendredi matin, la migraine, souvent compagne de ce genres d\u2019\u00e9pisodes, s\u2019est install\u00e9e durablement pour la journ\u00e9e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doliprane, pastilles, mouchoirs, cod\u00e9ine, vitamine C, j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 le vendredi sur le canap\u00e9 \u00e0 dormir, lire, tousser, scroller, d\u00e9lirer et \u00e0 streamer. Une cr\u00e8ve carabin\u00e9e quoi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sauf que quinze jours auparavant, j\u2019avais pris une d\u00e9cision de vieux, celle de me faire vacciner contre la grippe. Alors je me croyais immortel. Ben non. COVID ? Possible. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bon ok, il y a eu des bisous, un bain de foule, des poign\u00e9es de mains (et non je ne suis pas en campagne). Les gestes barri\u00e8res \u00e7a n\u2019\u00e9tait pas si con finalement d\u2019autant que j\u2019ai probablement infect\u00e9 la moiti\u00e9 du personnel au travail mercredi avant de mettre un masque jeudi. Et non je ne faisais pas gr\u00e8ve jeudi, tout \u00e7a \u00e0 cause de la loi Omont qui m\u2019aurait retir\u00e9 quatre jours de salaire pour un jour de gr\u00e8ve. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bref, j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 malade et maintenant j\u2019ai plein de choses \u00e0 rattraper alors ce billet d\u2019humeur fera l\u2019affaire pour combler un trou dans mes publications hebdomadaires. Pardon, c\u2019est la fi\u00e8vre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doliprane, pastilles, mouchoirs, cod\u00e9ine, vitamine C, j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 le vendredi sur le canap\u00e9 \u00e0 dormir, lire, tousser, scroller, d\u00e9lirer et \u00e0 streamer. Une cr\u00e8ve carabin\u00e9e quoi. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2026\/11\/14\/jai-ete-malade\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3646,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,136],"tags":[1563,2687,454,1692,1857],"class_list":["post-12994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humeur","category-medecine","tag-covid-19","tag-grippe","tag-malade","tag-rhume","tag-vaccination","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>J&#039;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 malade - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2026\/11\/14\/jai-ete-malade\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"J&#039;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 malade - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Doliprane, pastilles, mouchoirs, cod\u00e9ine, vitamine C, j\u2019ai pass\u00e9 le vendredi sur le canap\u00e9 \u00e0 dormir, lire, tousser, scroller, d\u00e9lirer et \u00e0 streamer. 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