{"id":1673,"date":"2017-08-08T15:44:15","date_gmt":"2017-08-08T13:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=1673"},"modified":"2017-08-08T15:45:54","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T13:45:54","slug":"home-sweet-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/08\/08\/home-sweet-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Home Sweet Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1677\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/13303318.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>It was Home Sweet Home, Home Sweet Home.<br \/>\nJust a place to lay our head, think of all the things we said<br \/>\nAbout in our Home Sweet Home.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Samedi dernier, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais au festival Rock au Ch\u00e2teau \u00e0 Villersexel, \u00e0 environ 200 km de mon nid douillet. J&rsquo;avais pris mon billet pour les deux soir\u00e9es. Restait \u00e0 trouver un h\u00e9bergement pour la nuit de samedi \u00e0 dimanche.<\/p>\n<p>Quand on s&rsquo;y prend tardivement pour trouver un logement dans un\u00a0d\u00e9partement aussi d\u00e9sert que la Haute-Sa\u00f4ne, il faut s&rsquo;attendre \u00e0 quelques d\u00e9convenues. Il y a deux ans, j&rsquo;avais opt\u00e9 pour le camping de Villersexel. Outre une odeur persistante d&rsquo;urine de chat dans ma tente, la pluie, un couch\u00e9 tr\u00e8s tardif, j&rsquo;avais \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9veill\u00e9 trois heures plus tard par des enfants jouant aux cowboys et aux indiens devant mon emplacement. Ouille ! \u00e7a pique. Donc plus question de camper. Cette fois, vive le confort ! Je recherchais donc\u00a0des chambres \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 du ch\u00e2teau, Booking.com, G\u00eetes de France et \u00a0cie. Mais comme j&rsquo;ai des oursins dans les poches et que je m&rsquo;y prenais vraiment tardivement, je ne trouvais que des chambres \u00e0 Belfort (\u00e0\u00a0quarante minutes de route du festival par temps clair). Dans les offres attrayantes, le Brit H\u00f4tel, dans un\u00a0bled paum\u00e9 pr\u00e8s de Belfort, proposait une chambre en promotion \u00e0 44\u20ac. Que demande le peuple, une chambre \u00e0 Villersexel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Samedi 15h30, j&rsquo;arrive, non sans mal, devant la glorieuse fa\u00e7ade\u00a0du Brit H\u00f4tel, un truc genre F1 \u00e0 peine moins sordide. A l&rsquo;accueil personne, porte ferm\u00e9e, automate de r\u00e9servation en rade. Par chance, un num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone <strong>d&rsquo;urgence<\/strong> tr\u00f4ne sur une affiche. J&rsquo;appelle donc, expliquant mon probl\u00e8me et un gars relativement d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able m&rsquo;informe qu&rsquo;il arrivera dans cinq minutes. Deux minutes plus tard, l&rsquo;homme \u00e0 la mine patibulaire, sort d&rsquo;une des chambres de l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel. Ni merde ni bonjour, il regarde ma r\u00e9servation, ne trouve pas les clefs de la chambre &#8211;\u00a0la chambre n&rsquo;a pas du \u00eatre encore\u00a0pr\u00e9par\u00e9e &#8211; fouille dans un coin et me donne la clef\u00a0num\u00e9ro 8, pas 13, la 8.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nothing really worked out right; things got broke, they stayed that way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Je me rends donc \u00e0 mon paradis du WE, un grand lit pour moi tout seul, une grasse mat en perspective demain, quand je butte devant la porte \u00e0 moiti\u00e9 d\u00e9fonc\u00e9e de la chambre 8, ma chambre. \u00c7a commence fort ! J&rsquo;ouvre le nid douillet et sens une vague odeur de peinture. Du scotch de protection (le truc qui sert \u00e0 ne pas peindre partout) recouvre la poign\u00e9e de la porte. Je pose ma valise, pr\u00e9pare le matos photo et reprend la route de Villersexel, quarante minutes plus loin, dans la campagne perdue pour rejoindre Children In Paradise, Light Damage et Lazuli.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Called it Home Sweet Home, Home Sweet Home,<br \/>\nEleven floors up in a tower block, happy just to have a home.<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve gone and changed the lock on our home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Vers minuit, fatigu\u00e9 et heureux &#8211;\u00a0oui j&rsquo;ai zapp\u00e9 Magma, j&rsquo;ai le droit de ne pas aimer Magma &#8211; je retrouve mon palace trois \u00e9toiles (si si). La porte est toujours dans un \u00e9tat pitoyable, difficile \u00e0 ouvrir, encore plus \u00e0 fermer. M&rsquo;en fou, je suis crev\u00e9, je veux fermer mes petits yeux et dormir. Mais il y a comme une odeur de peinture dans cette chambre. Il semblerait bien, au vu des t\u00e2ches au sol, du scotch de protection et de l&rsquo;odeur r\u00e9siduelle, que le rafra\u00eechissement de la pi\u00e8ce soit tr\u00e8s r\u00e9cent, voir m\u00eame en cours.\u00a0Je ferai avec, m\u00eame si je suis un peu tr\u00e8s allergique aux produits volatils. Je vais vers la fen\u00eatre et ferme les volets afin d&rsquo;\u00eatre dans le noir &#8211;\u00a0je ne dors pas s&rsquo;il persiste la moindre lueur &#8211;\u00a0oui je suis comme \u00e7a, m\u00eame \u00e9puis\u00e9. Evidement, les volets ne descendent qu&rsquo;\u00e0 mi hauteur, ce serait pas amusant sinon. J&rsquo;ai beau tirer dessus, sortir, les pousser, rien \u00e0 faire, ils ne vont pas plus bas. Je rage ! Je tire les rideaux trop petits pour masquer les puissants \u00e9clairages du centre commercial qui me fait face, il fait jour dans la chambre, toute lumi\u00e8re \u00e9teinte. Tant pis pour la lumi\u00e8re et l&rsquo;odeur, j&rsquo;ai sommeil. Dans la salle de bain, je fais la rencontre d&rsquo;une magnifique araign\u00e9e encore vivante malgr\u00e9 les vapeurs de peinture, quelle r\u00e9sistance ! C&rsquo;est beau l&rsquo;\u00e9volution.\u00a0Impossible d&rsquo;ouvrir la fen\u00eatre pour respirer un peu, la circulation ext\u00e9rieure est trop bruyante et les battants datent d&rsquo;avant guerre, c&rsquo;est tout ouvert ou tout ferm\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Suffocant dans les \u00e9manations toxiques, un oreill\u00e9 sur la t\u00eate pour cacher la lumi\u00e8re, des bouchons de concert pour m&rsquo;isoler des voisins, j&rsquo;essaye de trouver le sommeil. J&rsquo;\u00e9merge plusieurs fois au cours de la trop\u00a0courte nuit dans\u00a0un coma hallucinog\u00e8ne, fait d&rsquo;\u00e9clairages urbains, de bruit d&rsquo;autoroute et de vapeurs d&rsquo;essence. 2h, 4h, 6h fin de la nuit, je n&rsquo;en peux plus.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When I came home from work that night,<br \/>\nShe&rsquo;d jumped out the window with our child.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Si j&rsquo;assiste \u00e0 la deuxi\u00e8me soir\u00e9e du festival, il va falloir que je tra\u00eene jusque 17h sans avoir vraiment dormi, que je reste debout pendant six heures et que je conduise encore deux heures pour rentrer. La messe est dite, je rentre \u00e0 Strasbourg. A 7h30 je prends un d\u00e9jeun\u00e9 digne d&rsquo;un cinq \u00e9toiles &#8211;\u00a0jus de fruit concentr\u00e9, caf\u00e9 ignoble, croissant plastique &#8211;\u00a0et je lib\u00e8re la chambre en promotion \u00e0 44\u20ac et dont le prix normal est de 44\u20ac toute l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e. A ce prix l\u00e0 j&rsquo;avais une chambre d&rsquo;h\u00f4te \u00e0 vingt minutes du ch\u00e2teau. J&rsquo;ai clairement choisi un bon h\u00f4tel&#8230; C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;ailleurs la premi\u00e8re fois que je ne trouve pas dans une chambre les consignes d&rsquo;\u00e9vacuation et la plaquette des tarifs, peut-\u00eatre sous une couche de peinture blanche fra\u00eeche ?<\/p>\n<p><em>J&rsquo;ai emprunt\u00e9 quelques paroles de Peter Gabriel tir\u00e9s de sa magnifique chanson &lsquo;Home Sweet Home&rsquo;,\u00a0Scratch (1978), j&rsquo;esp\u00e8re qu&rsquo;il ne m&rsquo;en voudra pas.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Home Sweet Home, Home Sweet Home. Just a place to lay our head, think of all the things we said About in our Home Sweet Home. Samedi dernier, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais au festival Rock au Ch\u00e2teau \u00e0 Villersexel, \u00e0 environ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/08\/08\/home-sweet-home\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[557,558,556,560,561,559],"class_list":["post-1673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humeur","tag-chambre","tag-confort","tag-hotel","tag-lumiere","tag-peinture","tag-silence"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Home Sweet Home - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/08\/08\/home-sweet-home\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Home Sweet Home - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It was Home Sweet Home, Home Sweet Home. 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