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\"\"<\/a>Je suis parti en ville, missionn\u00e9 par mon \u00e9pouse, pour acheter des sacs poubelles apr\u00e8s un SMS d’alerte enl\u00e8vement de notre fils a\u00een\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0y a plus de sac poub !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Vous me direz, des sacs poub, cela se trouve partout en supermarch\u00e9. Oui mais non, chez les bobos, on s’\u00e9quipe en poubelles Brabantia, un cylindre chrom\u00e9 le premier jour avant d’\u00eatre recouvert de d\u00e9chets divers assez rapidement. Le truc qui fait bling bling la premi\u00e8re semaine, crado la seconde. Poubelle design signifie \u00e9galement sacs \u00e0 la con que l’on ne trouve que dans trois boutiques chicos \u00e0 Strasbourg.<\/p>\n

Alors une fois par an, madame fait un stock, histoire de ne pas recevoir d’alerte SMS trop souvent. Mais madame bossait et \u00e0 la maison la crise sanitaire approchait. Alors suivant les indications approximatives de mon \u00e9pouse, \u00ab\u00a0tu verras c’est au BHV au bout de la Langstross\u00a0\u00bb, j’arrive au bout de la Grande Rue et trouve une tout autre enseigne \u00e0 l’endroit indiqu\u00e9. Mais je connais mon \u00e9pouse, \u00e7a doit \u00eatre l\u00e0. Dans le labyrinthe des pots de peinture, des \u00e9ponges, des robinets et des couverts, je trouve le rayon poubelle, o\u00f9 bien entendu, point de sacs G Brabantia. Oui notre poubelle, elle aussi \u00e0 son point G, c’est le compartiment de gauche, le plus grand… Point de sac. Une aimable vendeuse de porte de prison me conseille le rayon salle de bain \u00e0 l’\u00e9tage.<\/p>\n

Logique non ? Les poubelles de cuisines avec compartiment compost se rangent dans les salles de bain. Bonjour l’odeur !<\/p>\n

Je monte donc \u00e0 l’\u00e9tage et cherche en vain jusqu’\u00e0 tomber sur un vendeur mal lun\u00e9 qui me conseille de descendre au rayons poubelles d’o\u00f9 je viens. Lui c’est un gars logique au moins. Il daigne n\u00e9anmoins appeler un autre coll\u00e8gue, avenant en comparaison, qui lui confirme que les poubelles de cuisines Babrantia se trouvent comme les sacs, au rayon… salle de bain. D’un pas d\u00e9cid\u00e9, il nous conduit devant un rayon que j’ai arpent\u00e9 dix fois sans succ\u00e8s. Mais miracle, juste au-dessus de mon nez (il est vrai que je suis gaul\u00e9 comme Sarkozy, nabot mais bien \u00e9quip\u00e9 pour le compartiment gauche de la poubelle), se trouvent une collection de sacs 23-30 litres que je m’empresse de voler avant que quelqu’un d’autre ne s’en empare. Il n’est jamais facile de trouver un point G la premi\u00e8re fois. Trop content, je passe en caisse avec mes six rouleaux blancs et m’enfuie en ville.<\/p>\n

Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu un mec dans un transport en commun avec six cylindres blancs qu’il tient sur son ventre pour qu’ils ne tombent pas ?\u00a0Je vous jure que je n’ai pas abus\u00e9 de la situation, cachant l’\u00e9tiquette des rouleaux : \u00ab\u00a0G 23-30\u00a0\u00bb comme gaz neurotoxique au rayon d’action\u00a0 mortel de 23 \u00e0 30 m\u00e8tres. Le GIGN n’a pas eu le temps d’intervenir, quinze minutes plus tard, je descendais pour rejoindre \u00e0 pied ma petite maison de banlieue avec sa cave remplie de bonbonnes de gaz, il faut bien se chauffer l’hiver…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Je suis parti en ville, missionn\u00e9 par mon \u00e9pouse, pour acheter des sacs poubelles apr\u00e8s un SMS d’alerte enl\u00e8vement de notre fils a\u00een\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0y a plus de sac poub !\u00a0\u00bb. 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