{"id":2159,"date":"2017-10-10T12:37:40","date_gmt":"2017-10-10T10:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2017-10-10T12:37:40","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T10:37:40","slug":"le-pullover-rouge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/10\/10\/le-pullover-rouge\/","title":{"rendered":"Le pullover rouge"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>\u00ab\u00a0Tu n’es pas mon p\u00e8re.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Combien de fois ai-je entendu cette sentence d\u00e9finitive sortir de la bouche de mon petit dernier. Il faut avouer qu’\u00e0 jouer le mongolito en sa compagnie, insulter les automobilistes gar\u00e9s sur le trottoir et porter en permanence des tee shirts de rock progressif comme un teenager, je dois lui faire un peu honte. Mais la derni\u00e8re attaque en r\u00e8gle est plus inqui\u00e9tante.<\/p>\n

L’hiver approchant, je ressors les pullovers chauds, comme ce trop grand pull \u00e0 c\u00f4tes couleur brique si confortable et sans doute tr\u00e8s moche.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Tu portes un pull d’homosexuel, il n’y a que les homos qui portent des trucs pareil.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Voila autre chose, en plus de ne pas \u00eatre son p\u00e8re, je suis maintenant homosexuel. Je n’ai pas l’impression de l’\u00eatre en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 (mais qui sait si le coming out n’est pas loin) et je ne m’habille pas comme tonton Jo\u00ebl\u00a0 et tonton Pierre-Yves (un ami proche et mon fr\u00e8re, tous deux homos). La proximit\u00e9 de ces deux hommes diff\u00e9rents l’angoisse peut-\u00eatre sur sa propre sexualit\u00e9, qui sait ? Que r\u00e9pondre, que j’aime ce pull moche et confortable ?<\/p>\n

J’ai opt\u00e9 pour un autre angle d’attaque, fid\u00e8le \u00e0 ma maturit\u00e9 d’ado pas fini.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Puisque tu abordes le sujet fils, j’ai quelque chose d’important \u00e0 te dire. Oui je suis homosexuel, comme maman. Dans notre jeunesse, il n’\u00e9tait pas simple de vivre sa diff\u00e9rence au grand jour, alors nous avons d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de sauver les apparences. Je connaissais maman depuis longtemps, une tr\u00e8s bonne amie, et comme moi elle souffrait de sa diff\u00e9rence. Alors pour nous normaliser, nous avons d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de nous marier et de vivre ensemble, histoire de rassurer nos familles et de sauver les apparences dans une soci\u00e9t\u00e9 alors tr\u00e8s homophobe.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Imaginez la t\u00eate de mon ado. Et moi de poursuivre.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Nous sommes toujours homosexuels bien entendu. Rien n’a chang\u00e9. Maman n’est pas ta m\u00e8re, je ne suis pas ton p\u00e8re. Nous n’aurions jamais pu avoir de rapport sexuel ensemble. Toi et ton fr\u00e8re, vous avez \u00e9t\u00e9s adopt\u00e9s quand vous \u00e9tiez nourrissons. Mais \u00e7a ne change rien, nous vous aimons. Et si je porte un pullover rouge, c’est que j’aime ces couleurs, j\u2019\u00e9vite le rose ostentatoire et je rencontre mes amants dans des clubs, comme ta m\u00e8re, nous essayons de rester discrets.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Le couperet tombe, mon ado est horrifi\u00e9, son univers cosy s’effondre. Papa et maman sont homo. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 adopt\u00e9 comme son fr\u00e8re, ses parents ne s’aiment pas d’amour v\u00e9ritable, et lui, peut-\u00eatre est-il homosexuel ? Je le regarde se d\u00e9composer, je me marre comme une baleine et l\u00e0 soudain, il comprend que je me suis foutu de sa poire. Il me jette un regard glacial mais ne devrait plus m’emmerder cette semaine avec le pull rouge, une bonne chose de faite.<\/p>\n

Vous pensez sans doute que je suis compl\u00e8tement immature d’infliger \u00e7a \u00e0 un ado en pleine recherche de rep\u00e8res et vous auriez raison, si je l’avais fait. J’y ai pens\u00e9 figurez-vous et c’est d\u00e9j\u00e0 assez grave. Au lieu de quoi, je vais me faire emmerder jusqu’\u00e0 ce que je change de pullover, ce qui ne saurait tarder, car le tricot confortable commence \u00e0 sentir le clochard. Mais il est tellement agr\u00e9able \u00e0 porter.<\/p>\n

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