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\"\"<\/a>Ce post est d\u00e9di\u00e9 \u00e0 Cloclo, disparu trop t\u00f4t, il y a presque quarante ans.<\/p>\n

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Vous souvenez-vous des travaux de ma salle de bain<\/a> ? Je vous avais annonc\u00e9 que la chaudi\u00e8re serait bient\u00f4t chang\u00e9e, et bien c’est fait. D’accord, l’artisan va devoir revenir, car l’\u00e9vacuation de la chemin\u00e9e n’est pas franchement tr\u00e8s catholique, mais bon passons…<\/p>\n

Et donc, apr\u00e8s le chauffagiste, c’est bibi qui doit se mettre au travail et du travail, il va y en avoir, croyez moi. Apr\u00e8s quelques mesures, je me suis rendu compte que le plafond en lambris, accusait une pente de cinq centim\u00e8tres, de l’entr\u00e9e de la salle de bain jusqu’au bout de la pi\u00e8ce. Qu’est-ce cinq centim\u00e8tres lorsque le plafond culmine \u00e0 deux m\u00e8tres vingt me direz-vous ? Ben, plus de 2% d’erreur tout de m\u00eame, ce n’est pas rien. Et pour un gars qui a dans l’id\u00e9e d’installer une double porte coulissante pour cacher la mis\u00e8re de la chaudi\u00e8re, cinq centim\u00e8tres c’est l’enfer !<\/p>\n

Solution, refaire un plafond. Oui mais souvenez-vous, la cloison entre l’entr\u00e9e et la salle de bain prend appuis sur le lambris. Si j’enl\u00e8ve le lambris, je fais tomber la cloison, je fais tomber la douche, facture : vingt-mille euros.<\/p>\n

Alors j’ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de d\u00e9couper une partie du lambris et de refaire un plafond suspendu en placo, un plafond droit sur lequel je pourrais poser ma double porte coulissante. Mais quel g\u00e9nie je suis ! Dire que j’ai demand\u00e9 au chauffagiste de passer le c\u00e2ble de la sonde thermique sous le lambris que je m\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 d\u00e9couper.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Munis d’une perceuse, d’une scie sauteuse, de lunettes de protection, de gants, et apr\u00e8s avoir vid\u00e9 la pi\u00e8ce de tout le fatras qui l\u2019encombrait, serviettes, gel douche, tapis de bain, poubelle, papier toilette, parfum, rasoir, brosses \u00e0 dents, ciseaux \u00e0 ongles, d\u00e9odorant, dentifrice, shampoing, rouge \u00e0 l\u00e8vres, pr\u00e9servatif usag\u00e9, cr\u00e8me \u00e0 r\u00e9curer, radiateur, cotons tiges, javel, \u00e9ponge, tampax… je me mis \u00e0 l’ouvrage. Latte apr\u00e8s latte, j\u2019arrachais le plafond en lambris \u00e0 2% de pente, d\u00e9voilant \u00e0 la face du monde toute l’horreur insoup\u00e7onn\u00e9e que cachait ce bois vernis. J’ai bien fait d’\u00eatre prudent avec ma scie sauteuse, sinon j’aurais sectionn\u00e9e une bonne partie du circuit \u00e9lectrique de la maisonn\u00e9e. C’est l\u00e0 que j’ai d\u00e9couvert les talents d’\u00e9lectricien du pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent propri\u00e9taire, la photo parle d’elle-m\u00eame, mais ce que vous ne voyez pas, c’est la Cloclo machine. La Cloclo machine se situe \u00e0 l’angle droit de la douche, autrefois cach\u00e9e juste sous lambris. Un boiter \u00e9lectrique pos\u00e9 l\u00e0 pour prolonger un c\u00e2ble trop court, un boiter pas ferm\u00e9, avec ses fils \u00e0 nus, juste au-dessus de l’endroit o\u00f9 nous prenions nos douches, depuis des ann\u00e9es, dix centim\u00e8tres au-dessus pour \u00eatre pr\u00e9cis.<\/p>\n

Cloclo je t’aime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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