{"id":2525,"date":"2017-11-30T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2017-11-30T11:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2017-11-30T16:38:03","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T15:38:03","slug":"la-verite-est-ailleurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/11\/30\/la-verite-est-ailleurs\/","title":{"rendered":"La v\u00e9rit\u00e9 est ailleurs"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Les apparences sont trompeuses et tout le monde nous ment. Nous sommes impliqu\u00e9s dans un vaste complot mondial visant \u00e0 masquer la v\u00e9rit\u00e9…<\/p>\n

Vous vous souvenez du plafond en lambris<\/a> qui soutient la cloison de la douche ? Et bien la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 est ailleurs. Apr\u00e8s avoir d\u00e9coup\u00e9 \u00e0 la scie sauteuse les jolies lattes vernies, au risque de m’\u00e9lectrocuter en cisaillant un c\u00e2ble \u00e9lectrique, j’ai fait une terrible d\u00e9couverte…<\/p>\n

J’avais laiss\u00e9 d\u00e9passer 20 cm de lambris du c\u00f4t\u00e9 douche, tenus par un tasseau pour maintenir la cloison debout. A priori, ces 20 cm se prolongeaient derri\u00e8re la cloison pour continuer le plafond de la pi\u00e8ce contigu\u00eb. D’o\u00f9 de nombreuses interrogations depuis des mois sur la mani\u00e8re d’entreprendre ce chantier.<\/p>\n

En prenant ma douche un soir, une de ces petites lattes de 20 cm est tomb\u00e9e du ciel… Intrigu\u00e9, habill\u00e9 du plus simple appareil, j\u2019essayais de bouger la latte suivante, qui tomba aussit\u00f4t par terre. J’ai failli sortir de la salle de bain en hurlant, \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re de Dominique.<\/p>\n

C’est un complot. Apr\u00e8s maintes v\u00e9rifications avant de commencer le chantier, je me rend compte aujourd’hui que le lambris a bien \u00e9t\u00e9 pos\u00e9 apr\u00e8s la cloison. Je d\u00e9teste le bricolage !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Les apparences sont trompeuses et tout le monde nous ment. Nous sommes impliqu\u00e9s dans un vaste complot mondial visant \u00e0 masquer la v\u00e9rit\u00e9… Vous vous souvenez du plafond en lambris qui soutient la cloison de la douche ? 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