{"id":2641,"date":"2017-12-12T11:28:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-12T10:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2017-12-12T11:28:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T10:28:47","slug":"les-boules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/12\/12\/les-boules\/","title":{"rendered":"Les boules !"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Le troisi\u00e8me sapin est finalement \u00e9rig\u00e9 sur la place. Il d\u00e9gouline de guirlandes, de boules et penche \u00e0 gauche. Les cars de touristes ont envahi la ville, des hordes de bonnets rouges se pressent le long des chalets au pied de la cath\u00e9drale et ailleurs, s’abreuvant de vin chaud, m\u00e2chant du pain d’\u00e9pice, pi\u00e9tinant dans la neige sale en admirant les petites lumi\u00e8res clignoter.<\/p>\n

Je n’ose plus aller en ville le weekend.<\/p>\n

Ding ding, No\u00ebl approche ! Difficile de manquer la date en Alsace vu que d\u00e8s les 25 novembre les hostilit\u00e9s sont lanc\u00e9es. No\u00ebl approche et nous n’avons toujours pas commenc\u00e9 la course aux cadeaux, chocolats, b\u00fbches et d\u00e9corations. Il fait froid et je vais devoir sortir la grande \u00e9chelle pour d\u00e9corer la maison. Si je n’ach\u00e8te pas de sapin, je vais me faire enguirlander, si j’en ach\u00e8te un, je vais devoir l’enguirlander. J’ai c\u00e9d\u00e9 \u00e0 la tradition des calendriers de l’avant pour mes deux petits et bien entendu ils ont fait la gueule, \u00ab\u00a0on est grand tu sais\u00a0\u00bb. N\u2019emp\u00eache, ils engloutissent \u00e9go\u00efstement leur chocolat quotidien chaque matin. Je ne leur ai pas encore dit que j’avais aussi pris de la bi\u00e8re de No\u00ebl, apr\u00e8s tout s’ils mangent des chocolats, ils sont sans doute encore trop petits pour la bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

Je ne suis pas un grand amateur des f\u00eates de No\u00ebl, des r\u00e9unions de familles parfois p\u00e9nibles, des indigestions de chocolat, de foie gras, d’hu\u00eetres et d’amour. Mais j’aime bien sortir les guirlandes, les P\u00e8res No\u00ebl ridicules et transformer notre maison v\u00e9n\u00e9rable en piste d\u2019atterrissage pour Concorde. A la saison des longues nuits, du verglas, de la neige, des ciels gris, un peu de lumi\u00e8res multicolores \u00e9gayent le quotidien. Et puis, c’est toujours l’occasion de sortir de la cave un grand cru \u00e0 d\u00e9guster \u00e9go\u00efstement en se suicidant \u00e0 la b\u00fbche marron chocolat myrtille.<\/p>\n

Ce qui me turlupine, c’est qu’est-ce le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl va m’offrir cette ann\u00e9e ? J’ai gard\u00e9 cette \u00e2me de gamin impatient de d\u00e9baller mes cadeaux alors que je m’offre toutes les semaines des b\u00eatises, j’adore toujours les surprises. Une BD, un vinyle, un livre, un Nikon D5, l’int\u00e9grale de Johnny ou de Jean d’Ormesson ? R\u00e9ponse dans deux semaines…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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