{"id":2843,"date":"2018-01-08T11:04:09","date_gmt":"2018-01-08T10:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=2843"},"modified":"2018-01-27T18:54:52","modified_gmt":"2018-01-27T17:54:52","slug":"dans-ma-salle-de-bain-n14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/dans-ma-salle-de-bain-n14\/","title":{"rendered":"Dans ma salle de bain n\u00b014"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2843 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/dans-ma-salle-de-bain-n14\/img_6256\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_6256-e1515314379236-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/dans-ma-salle-de-bain-n14\/img_6260\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_6260-e1515314326477-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/dans-ma-salle-de-bain-n14\/img_6320\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_6320-e1515314310278-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Les plus ais\u00e9s partent aux sports d&rsquo;hiver durant les vacances de No\u00ebl, aux Cara\u00efbes ou bien se retrouvent en famille pour le r\u00e9veillon.<\/p>\n<p>Je n&rsquo;aime pas la neige et de ma famille il ne reste plus grand chose, alors j&rsquo;ai pass\u00e9 mes vacances de No\u00ebl dans ma salle de bain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Plus exactement quatorze apr\u00e8s-midi, g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement de 13h \u00e0 18h, car le matin les petits dorment. Cinq heures par jour fois quatorze, soit soixante dix heures pass\u00e9es dans un espace sombre de six m\u00e8tres carr\u00e9 avec deux caisses \u00e0 outils, une perceuse, une meuleuse, un escabeau, un niveau laser, des fourrures, des rails, des montants, de la laine de bois, des vis, des clous, des gravats, de la poussi\u00e8re, des c\u00e2bles, des bo\u00eetiers, bref un espace exigu\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Soixante dix heures pour casser un plafond, une cloison, r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir, douter, essayer, recommencer, c\u00e2bler le circuit \u00e9lectrique, poser les pitons et les fourrures, installer la ventilation, poser les rails et les montants, visser, percer, d\u00e9placer les WC, poser de la laine de bois et faire de nombreux aller retour chez Leroy Merlin et la d\u00e9chetterie.<\/p>\n<p>Pendant cette p\u00e9riode assez active, la machine \u00e0 laver est tomb\u00e9e en panne et les WC de l&rsquo;\u00e9tage se sont bouch\u00e9s. La loi des s\u00e9ries. La machine \u00e0 laver, branch\u00e9e sur ma nouvelle installation qui fait sauter l&rsquo;inter, il y a de quoi avoir de s\u00e9rieux doutes sur son c\u00e2blage \u00e9lectrique, mais non c&rsquo;\u00e9tait bien la machine, j&rsquo;ai quand m\u00eame angoiss\u00e9 quelques heures. Les WC de l&rsquo;\u00e9tage bouch\u00e9s alors que ceux du rez de chauss\u00e9 sont d\u00e9mont\u00e9s, \u00e7a c&rsquo;est critique, vraiment critique.<\/p>\n<p>Vous savez comment se passe une ins\u00e9mination artificielle de bovin ? Vous aurez une petite id\u00e9e de ce que j&rsquo;ai du faire pour d\u00e9boucher les WC.<\/p>\n<p>A l&rsquo;heure qu&rsquo;il est, j&rsquo;ai un mur de pos\u00e9, une ventilation op\u00e9rationnelle, un s\u00e8che serviette qui chauffe, un c\u00e2blage \u00e9lectrique tout neuf et des armatures m\u00e9talliques au plafond et sur les murs.<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai ador\u00e9 ces vacances de No\u00ebl. 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