{"id":3283,"date":"2018-03-09T07:53:58","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T06:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2018-03-09T07:53:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T06:53:58","slug":"la-journee-de-la-femme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/03\/09\/la-journee-de-la-femme\/","title":{"rendered":"La journ\u00e9e de la femme"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Hier, c’\u00e9tait la journ\u00e9e de la femme et mon \u00e9pouse a d\u00e9couvert mon blog. Je l’avoue, je ne suis pas tr\u00e8s malin, je lui parle du buzz qu’a fait de l’article sur la d\u00e9saffection des concerts en France et elle me demande si elle peut le lire, alors je lui donne le lien du blog, logique non…<\/p>\n

Elle a tout d’abord ri un peu puis m’a regard\u00e9 bizarrement. J’\u00e9tais tr\u00e8s mal. Alors pendant qu’elle parcourait les articles f\u00e9brilement, je me suis h\u00e2t\u00e9 d’effacer les plus compromettants dans son dos.<\/p>\n

Le sex toy<\/a> l’a fait hurler de rire, comme toi tout arrive, mais c’\u00e9tait avant de tomber sur sa photographie en grand format. Je ne suis pas certain de pouvoir la photographier de sit\u00f4t maintenant, ou alors en cachette. J’esp\u00e8re qu’elle n’est pas encore arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 l’histoire de la salle de bain<\/a> sinon je vais me prendre un s\u00e9rieux savon.<\/p>\n

Elle a voulu partager ma prose avec nos ados et l\u00e0 j’ai hurl\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0STOP !\u00a0\u00bb. Imaginez que mes gosses d\u00e9couvrent le p\u00e8re indigne<\/a> que je suis r\u00e9ellement. Ensuite elle m’a demand\u00e9 pourquoi je ne faisais pas plus de publicit\u00e9 autour de mon oeuvre. Comment lui avouer que ce blog est avant tout une th\u00e9rapie,\u00a0 et qu’avec ce qu’elle d\u00e9pense pour la musique, je n’ai plus les moyens de me payer des s\u00e9ances chez un sp\u00e9cialiste. En plus, si mon employeur le lit, je me ferai virer.<\/p>\n

Arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 ce ligne de l’article, vous vous rendez bien compte que je n’avais aucun billet \u00e0 poster aujourd’hui et que ces quelques mots s’adressent presque exclusivement \u00e0 mon \u00e9pouse que j’aime et qui, je l’esp\u00e8re, va cesser rapidement de lire les inepties couch\u00e9es dans ce blog.<\/p>\n

Hier, c’\u00e9tait la journ\u00e9e de la femme…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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