{"id":3334,"date":"2018-03-12T07:26:52","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T06:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3334"},"modified":"2018-03-12T07:27:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T06:27:45","slug":"la-langue-de-moliere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/03\/12\/la-langue-de-moliere\/","title":{"rendered":"La langue de Moli\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3336 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015-768x423.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/moli\u00e8res-2015-500x276.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a>J&rsquo;expliquais \u00e0 mon fils \u00e0 table, un soir, que la langue fran\u00e7aise est riche en subtilit\u00e9s alors qu&rsquo;il utilisait le mot tiroir pour placard. Pour l&rsquo;exemple, car il ne semblait pas convaincu par la diff\u00e9rence et \u00e9galement pour faire rire la galerie, je lui demandais : \u00ab\u00a0Tu pr\u00e9f\u00e8re te faire tirer ou te faire plaquer ?\u00a0\u00bb. Je pense que cette le\u00e7on est retenue pour cette fois.<\/p>\n<p>Notre belle langue use de nombreuses expressions fleuries pour \u00e9viter d&rsquo;aborder frontalement un sujet d\u00e9licat :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab\u00a0Vous la portez \u00e0 droite ou \u00e0 gauche ?\u00a0\u00bb demande le tailleur lorsque vous vous faites tailler un costume sur mesure (j&rsquo;ai bien dit un costume).<\/li>\n<li>\u00ab\u00a0La secouer plus de trois fois c&rsquo;est p\u00e9cher mon fils.\u00a0\u00bb, du moins c&rsquo;est ce que qu&rsquo;affirmait le pr\u00eatre aux yeux caressant lorsque nous nous attardions trop longtemps aux toilettes lors des cours de\u00a0cat\u00e9chisme.<\/li>\n<li>\u00ab\u00a0Vous avez fait votre petite toilette ?\u00a0\u00bb me demandait chaque jour l&rsquo;aide soignante \u00e0 l&rsquo;h\u00f4pital alors que je n&rsquo;avais pas le droit de bouger le petit orteil. Petite toilette, de quoi voulait-elle parler ? De \u00e7a ? petite petite&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>\u00ab\u00a0Et le monsieur, il fait pipi sur ses chaussures ?\u00a0\u00bb demande \u00e0 chaque fois notre v\u00e9n\u00e9rable m\u00e9decin du travail aux agents qui ont d\u00e9pass\u00e9 la cinquantaine. Ben oui, \u00e7a arrive, quand je suis bourr\u00e9&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tout \u00e7a pour dire que les mots sont pr\u00e9cieux, ils peuvent \u00eatre tr\u00e8s pr\u00e9cis comme \u00e9lusifs. Trouver le juste mot, l&rsquo;adjectif appropri\u00e9, \u00e9viter les \u00ab\u00a0faire\u00a0\u00bb, les \u00ab\u00a0\u00eatre\u00a0\u00bb, les \u00ab\u00a0on\u00a0\u00bb embellit les textes et nous oblige \u00e0 enrichir un vocabulaire parfois tr\u00e8s pauvre. Je m&rsquo;efforce, autant que faire se peu, \u00e0 donner du style aux chroniques et aux articles, de varier, de trouver les mots justes. Mais ce n&rsquo;est pas chose ais\u00e9e. J&rsquo;aime les mots, les phrases, j&rsquo;aime lire, m\u00eame me relire (oui, c&rsquo;est narcissique je l&rsquo;avoue) quand les phrases poss\u00e8dent une belle tournure. J&rsquo;enquiquine les r\u00e9dacteurs du webzine en proposant de nouvelles tournures de phrases pour leur chroniques quand Lolo lui corrige l&rsquo;orthographe d\u00e9faillant et je m\u2019\u00e9nerve \u00e0 chaque fois des tags HMTL mal fichus noy\u00e9s dans le texte (les pauvres). Dans mes r\u00eaves les plus fou je voudrais atteindre la perfection de Marguerite Yourcenar (pr\u00e9tentieux en plus), des phrases courtes, musicales et ne contenant que l&rsquo;essentiel.<\/p>\n<p>Peut-\u00eatre qu&rsquo;un jour, je me lancerais dans l&rsquo;\u00e9criture d&rsquo;un roman, ce ne serait que le troisi\u00e8me tentative. Bien \u00e9videment, il s&rsquo;agirait d&rsquo;un roman de science-fiction, du moins pour le premier et une fois que le prix Hugo ornerait ma chemin\u00e9e, je pourrais commencer les m\u00e9moires d&rsquo;un chroniqueur de rock progressif ou une anthologie du prog de 1969 \u00e0 2050 qui sait ?<\/p>\n<p>En attendant je noircis ce blog, encore un billet inutile&#8230; Heu et pourquoi cette illustration ? le billet parlait de la langue de moli\u00e8re et \u00e9vitait soigneusement le mot bite, alors j&rsquo;ai recherch\u00e9 les mots clefs Moli\u00e8re et bite sur Google. Moli\u00e8res 2015, l&rsquo;acteur\u00a0S\u00e9bastien Thi\u00e9ry montre sa <a href=\"https:\/\/www.francetvinfo.fr\/culture\/video-aux-molieres-un-comedien-nu-interpelle-fleur-pellerin_888661.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bite<\/a> lors de la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;expliquais \u00e0 mon fils \u00e0 table, un soir, que la langue fran\u00e7aise est riche en subtilit\u00e9s alors qu&rsquo;il utilisait le mot tiroir pour placard. Pour l&rsquo;exemple, car il ne semblait pas convaincu par la diff\u00e9rence et \u00e9galement pour faire rire &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/03\/12\/la-langue-de-moliere\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,5],"tags":[881,880,879,878,203,882,883],"class_list":["post-3334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-humeur","category-livre","tag-ecriture","tag-francais","tag-langue","tag-moliere","tag-roman","tag-style","tag-youcenard","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>La langue de Moli\u00e8re - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/03\/12\/la-langue-de-moliere\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La langue de Moli\u00e8re - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"J&rsquo;expliquais \u00e0 mon fils \u00e0 table, un soir, que la langue fran\u00e7aise est riche en subtilit\u00e9s alors qu&rsquo;il utilisait le mot tiroir pour placard. 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