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\"\"<\/a>L\u2019Alsace est une r\u00e9gion magnifique, et croyez-moi quand je le dis, car je viens d\u2019un pays encore lus enchanteur, la Bretagne.<\/p>\n

Voici trente-trois ann\u00e9es que l\u2019Alsace est mon pays d\u2019adoption. Quand je dis adoption, comprenons-nous bien, le temps qu’il faut pour arriver \u00e0 l’age de la crucifixion, les locaux ne vous adoptent pas, c\u2019est trop t\u00f4t, tout au plus, ils vous tol\u00e8rent.<\/p>\n

Chaque fois que je marche dans Strasbourg, j\u2019ai m\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre un touriste au milieu de ces japonais, chinois, italiens, anglais, allemands, belges, fran\u00e7ais de l\u2019int\u00e9rieur. Sa cath\u00e9drale, sa Petite France v\u00e9n\u00e9rienne et ses winstubs.<\/p>\n

Une r\u00e9gion particuli\u00e8re avec deux d\u00e9partements qui jusqu\u2019au nouveau dessin des r\u00e9gions fran\u00e7aises ne voulaient surtout pas \u00eatre ensembles et qui depuis l’invention du Grand-Est, ne r\u00eavent que d\u2019une chose, se regrouper et faire cessation.<\/p>\n

Ils sont attendrissants ces alsaciens. Conservateurs, un peu fachos, ils aiment l\u2019ordre mais pas au point de ressembler \u00e0 leurs voisins allemands. Alors, ils foutent un peu de bordel dans leur rangement. Grandes gueules, x\u00e9nophobes, ils aiment bien la marine fluviale, parce que la mer est loin. Ils aiment la bi\u00e8re, le vin blanc, la saucisse, le cochon et le choux. Une r\u00e9gion de r\u00eave o\u00f9 le tour de poitrine est record, dommage qu\u2019il n\u2019y pas que de la poitrine de porc.<\/p>\n

Ils vivent dans des maisons color\u00e9es en bois, sans fondations alors que leurs portes et fen\u00eatres sont encadr\u00e9es de gr\u00e8s des Vosges, parlent un \u00e9trange dialecte qui n’es compris que trente kilom\u00e8tres \u00e0 la ronde (et \u00e0 condition de ne pas \u00eatre trop pr\u00e8s des fronti\u00e8res suisses, allemandes, luxembourgeoises ou fran\u00e7aises). Seul point commun \u00e0 leur patois qu’il nomment langue, c’est la pair de knacks, non pas de claques encore que… Allez dans une charcuterie commander dix knacks, vous repartirez avec vingt saucisses… C’est comme les couilles, \u00e7a va par deux.<\/p>\n

Il n’existe que trois saisons en Alsace, l’hiver avec ces -20\u00b0C et son vent de nord-est, l’\u00e9t\u00e9 avec ses +35\u00b0C et 100% d’humidit\u00e9 et l’automne, la belle saison, parce que pour vendanger il faut un temps agr\u00e9able et sec. Le printemps ? Oui, vous voulez dire la transition du -20\u00b0C au plus 35\u00b0C, c’est l’affaire d’une journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

Depuis six mois, j’arpente l’Alsace profonde, des cr\u00eates vosgiennes \u00e0 la plaine, allant \u00e0 la rencontre de vignerons, le paysans, d’instituteurs \u00e0 la retraite, des gens m\u00e9fiants vis\u00a0 \u00e0 vis de l’\u00e9tranger que je suis, qui parlent entre eux un dialecte incompr\u00e9hensible avant de me saluer en fran\u00e7ais. Des grandes gueules un peu hostiles, qui une fois qu’elles vous ont adopt\u00e9, ne vous l\u00e2che plus.<\/p>\n

J’adore cette r\u00e9gion, ses paysages, ses habitants, m\u00eame si je suis rest\u00e9 enferm\u00e9 dans ma Clio \u00e0 manger ma salade Sodebo au bord d’un lac sous des trombes d’eau, alors que depuis deux jours nous mourrions de chaud en plein mois d’avril.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Quand je dis adoption, comprenons-nous bien, le temps qu’il faut … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[311,937,936,66,941,940,939,942,938],"class_list":["post-3599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-alsace","tag-alsaciennes","tag-alsaciens","tag-biere","tag-colombages","tag-hopla","tag-knacks","tag-terroir","tag-winstub","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"\nHopla - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/04\/24\/hopla\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hopla - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"L\u2019Alsace est une r\u00e9gion magnifique, et croyez-moi quand je le dis, car je viens d\u2019un pays encore lus enchanteur, la Bretagne. 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