{"id":3899,"date":"2018-06-28T07:10:01","date_gmt":"2018-06-28T05:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3899"},"modified":"2018-06-28T07:53:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T05:53:36","slug":"trique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/06\/28\/trique\/","title":{"rendered":"Trique"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Certains matins, en me rendant au travail, je me fais doubler sur la piste cyclable par un dr\u00f4le d’engin : deux pneus de trial, une selle, deux p\u00e9dales, une batterie, c’est un v\u00e9lo \u00e9lectrique. Le bolide silencieux me d\u00e9passe \u00e0 trente kilom\u00e8tres heure sur une chauss\u00e9e de deux m\u00e8tres de large, sans me pr\u00e9venir, un \u00e9cart et nous sommes morts.<\/p>\n

La solution plan\u00e9taire au r\u00e9chauffement climatique viendra par la trique, je veux dire par l’\u00e9lectrique. C’est du moins ce que nous promet Elon Musk qui va licencier plein de gens parce qu’il perd de sous (le pauvre). Nicolas (pas le petit teigneux), l’autre, le petit achet\u00e9 avec une boite de macros, lui aussi croit \u00e0 la f\u00e9e trique, d’ailleurs des coups nous nous en prenons plein en ce moment. D’autres ont la trique en s’offrant un Tesla : \u00ab\u00a0Je roule vite et longtemps mais je suis propre.\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Justement, en parlant de propret\u00e9, la trique est-elle propre ? La trique ne vient pas toute seule, sauf lors des orages, il est n\u00e9cessaire de la produire, de la conserver (beaucoup plus dur), et pas \u00e0 la force du poignet d\u00e9sol\u00e9, sinon ce serait une toute petite trique. Il faut du porn, du lourd. Et ce n’est pas avec trois ailettes et deux panneaux que \u00e7a va monter en puissance, faut du bon porn radioactif, du Fessenheim.<\/p>\n

La trique en voiture je peux encore comprendre, mais rouler sa trique \u00e0 p\u00e9dale, un peu moins, surtout juch\u00e9 sur un SUV \u00e0 deux roues. La p\u00e9dale, \u00e7a ne donne pas la trique certes, mais cela permet d’\u00eatre propre, de\u00a0perdre quelques kilos superflus et de ne produire que du m\u00e9thane les mauvais jours.<\/p>\n

Certains me r\u00e9torqueront \u00e0 raison, que la trique \u00e0 p\u00e9dale est un moindre mal plut\u00f4t qu’un SUV diesel, oui. Mais non. Car une p\u00e9dale \u00e0 trique roule trop vite, beaucoup trop vite et croyez moi, question vitesse \u00e0 p\u00e9dale<\/a>, je suis la reine. La trique \u00e0 p\u00e9dale est juste un effet de mode, un nouveau cr\u00e9neau commercial, un moyen de se donner bonne conscience, un truc de bobo et de feignants.<\/p>\n

Au bout du compte, la chose pollue indirectement et reste tr\u00e8s dangereuse sur la route. P\u00e9dalez plus vite, vous perdrez des calories superflues, deviendrez plus l\u00e9ger et irez encore plus vite, sans parler des effets \u00e0 long terme sur votre facture de trique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Certains matins, en me rendant au travail, je me fais doubler sur la piste cyclable par un dr\u00f4le d’engin : deux pneus de trial, une selle, deux p\u00e9dales, une batterie, c’est un v\u00e9lo \u00e9lectrique. 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