{"id":3949,"date":"2018-07-07T10:01:47","date_gmt":"2018-07-07T08:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=3949"},"modified":"2018-07-07T10:01:47","modified_gmt":"2018-07-07T08:01:47","slug":"et-si-jallais-mourir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/07\/07\/et-si-jallais-mourir\/","title":{"rendered":"Et si j&rsquo;allais mourir ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3964\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/tripe-dish-1162714_960_720-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a>Les mauvaises langues diront que je suis un hippopotame, la version lourde de l&rsquo;hypocondriaque, et ils n&rsquo;auront pas forc\u00e9ment tord.<\/p>\n<p>Mais s\u00e9rieusement, et si j&rsquo;allais mourir ? Nan c&rsquo;est pas dr\u00f4le quoi ! J&rsquo;avale des <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/27\/pas-ce-soir-cherie-jai-la-migraine\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">triptans<\/a> comme les oiseaux picorent des graines, sauf que les oiseaux, ils poss\u00e8dent des machins dans leur jabot pour broyer la bouffe. Ceci dit moi aussi j&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;impression d&rsquo;avoir un jabot. C&rsquo;est une petite poche toute dure sur le flanc gauche qui me <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/11\/02\/je-suis-foutu\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chatouille<\/a> tout le temps. Enfin chatouille c&rsquo;est vite dit, quand je m&rsquo;allonge sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9 ou sur le ventre, c&rsquo;est assez inconfortable voire douloureux, quand je fais du sport, \u00e7a fait mal. J&rsquo;ai mon jabot depuis deux ans, depuis une certaine gamelle \u00e0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/03\/pirouettes-et-galipettes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">v\u00e9lo<\/a>. Et chaque m\u00e9decin poss\u00e8de son explication \u00e0 cette g\u00eane :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mon g\u00e9n\u00e9ral : \u00ab\u00a0Vous avez encore mal ? C&rsquo;est curieux.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Mon ost\u00e9oporose : \u00ab\u00a0Les intestins sont comprim\u00e9s autour des autres organes.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Mon gastropode : \u00ab\u00a0Faudrait faire une colo, \u00e7a tombe bien, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Mon entra\u00eeneuse : \u00ab\u00a0Ch\u00e9ri, faut faire du sport.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<li>Mon expert : \u00ab\u00a0Vous aurez mal toute votre vie.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Et si j&rsquo;allais mourir, si j&rsquo;avais un truc tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s grave que personne il ose me le dire pour pas que je pleure et que je continue \u00e0 aller bosser de comme si de rien n&rsquo;\u00e9tait. Non j&rsquo;suis pas parano !!! J&rsquo;en ai juste un peu mare d&rsquo;avoir mal. Et comme les mecs doutent, ils me font faire des examens, cinq tubes de sang par-ci, (mine de rien on a pas tant que \u00e7a de tubes de sang dans un petit corps malade), un scan par l\u00e0, une \u00e9cho l\u00e0 dedans, une colocataire au doigt\u00e9 d\u00e9licat, un \u00e9tron dans un popo et j&rsquo;en passe et des meilleures.<\/p>\n<p>Quand les r\u00e9sultats tombent, y a toujours des valeurs pas dans les clous comme le cholest\u00e9rol. Mais \u00e7a je m&rsquo;en fou, j&rsquo;aime trop les g\u00e9siers, les magrets, la cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche, le fromage et les glaces. De toute fa\u00e7on, la derni\u00e8re fois que j&rsquo;ai fait la tr\u00eave des cr\u00e9miers et des charcutiers j&rsquo;ai perdu 10 kilos en un mois, tombant \u00e0 55, record historique depuis mes 12 ans. Alors le m\u00e9decin m&rsquo;a regard\u00e9 et a dit d&rsquo;un ton las, mangez au moins du fromage sinon dans un mois vous vous envolez. Dans la liste des chiffres bizarres, y a des enzymes qui couinent et des chimies pas tr\u00e8s bio qui ne respectent pas les cotas. D&rsquo;apr\u00e8s internet je suis d\u00e9j\u00e0 mort et mon rein est foutu, cancer, infarctus, dysfonctionnement r\u00e9nal.<\/p>\n<p>Pendant un an je me suis r\u00e9sign\u00e9 \u00e0 cette douleur lancinante \u00ab\u00a0qui va passer\u00a0\u00bb. Oui mais quand ? Et puis avec les beaux jours, la g\u00e8ne est redevenue inconfort, voire douleur. Alors je retourne voir mes copains les vampires sacophiles, si \u00e7a existe d&rsquo;abord ! Pas dans Twilight ou dans Buffy contre les Vampires cartes, mais dans Urgences.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e9rieusement l\u00e0, si j&rsquo;allais mourir. Qui qui reprendrait le webzine hein ? Qui pr\u00e9parerait le num\u00e9ro du mois d&rsquo;ao\u00fbt. Qui utiliserait mes appareils photos, qui \u00e9couterait tous les CDs, vinyles d\u00e9j\u00e0 stock\u00e9s \u00e0 la maison et ceux qui ne sont pas encore arriv\u00e9s. Qui frapperait mes enfants (faut bien leur apprendre la vie) &#8211;\u00a0 qui vient de lever la main f\u00e9brilement l\u00e0 ? &#8211; qui s&rsquo;occuperait de retrouver les clefs, l&rsquo;iPhone, le sac \u00e0 main, les partitions, le violoncelle, le piano \u00e0 queue, la voiture de ma femme, qui hein ? Qui donnerait \u00e0 manger au chat, changerait sa caisse, viderait les poubelles, arracherait les mauvaises herbes du jardin ? Hein qui ?<\/p>\n<p>Le rein gauche est un peu bousill\u00e9 alors je vais devoir boire des litres tous les jours et donc pisser encore plus (comme\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/04\/19\/lenvers-du-decors\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">si c&rsquo;\u00e9tait possible<\/a>). Je suis en hypoglyc\u00e9mie le matin, je dois de manger plus, mais pas trop car j&rsquo;ai du mauvais cholest\u00e9rol donc je dois faire gaffe \u00e0 ce que j&rsquo;avale et c&rsquo;est d\u00e9cid\u00e9, je pars en colonies de vacances o\u00f9 on va me la mettre bien profond \u00e0 tous les coups. Pour les <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/06\/02\/un-jour-sur-six\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">migraines<\/a>, j&rsquo;ai toujours droit \u00e0 de grandes boites de graines, \u00e0 picorer sans mod\u00e9ration, c&rsquo;est beau la chimie !<\/p>\n<p>Bon je vais attendre un peu avant de mourir, y a pas le feu, puis j&rsquo;ai plein de trucs \u00e0 faire. Mais si un vampire scatophile trouvait juste une explication \u00e0 mes petites mis\u00e8res visc\u00e8res, quitte \u00e0 me faire explorer encore une fois les entrailles, ce serait sympa, parce que y a pas \u00e0 dire, une douleur sourde vingt-quatre heures sur vingt-quatre \u00e7a tape sur le syst\u00e8me et \u00e7a donne naissance \u00e0 de dr\u00f4les de pens\u00e9es parfois, vous ne trouvez pas ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les mauvaises langues diront que je suis un hippopotame, la version lourde de l&rsquo;hypocondriaque, et ils n&rsquo;auront pas forc\u00e9ment tord. Mais s\u00e9rieusement, et si j&rsquo;allais mourir ? Nan c&rsquo;est pas dr\u00f4le quoi ! J&rsquo;avale des triptans comme les oiseaux picorent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/07\/07\/et-si-jallais-mourir\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,136],"tags":[1000,1002,370,1001],"class_list":["post-3949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-humeur","category-medecine","tag-douleurs","tag-hypocondriaque","tag-medecine","tag-vampires-scatophiles","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Et si j&#039;allais mourir ? - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/07\/07\/et-si-jallais-mourir\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Et si j&#039;allais mourir ? - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Les mauvaises langues diront que je suis un hippopotame, la version lourde de l&rsquo;hypocondriaque, et ils n&rsquo;auront pas forc\u00e9ment tord. 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