{"id":400,"date":"2017-02-18T18:58:14","date_gmt":"2017-02-18T17:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=400"},"modified":"2017-02-18T18:58:14","modified_gmt":"2017-02-18T17:58:14","slug":"quand-on-en-possede-un-gros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/18\/quand-on-en-possede-un-gros\/","title":{"rendered":"Quand on en poss\u00e8de un gros&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-408\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631-768x525.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631-439x300.jpg 439w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/samyang_500mm_f63_mirror_tmount_samy500631.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Quand on\u00a0en poss\u00e8de un gros, mieux vaut prendre son pied, ce serait g\u00e2cher sinon. Ne prenez pas peur, inutile de coucher vos enfants, l&rsquo;objet de ce post n&rsquo;est pas phallique.<\/p>\n<p>Il est justement mis\u00e9rablement ridicule pour ce qu&rsquo;il sait faire. Il vient d&rsquo;Asie et ce n&rsquo;est pas le dernier godemichet de madame.<\/p>\n<p>Les photographes se comportent un peu comme des automobilistes, ils appr\u00e9cient les gros objets, et au concours de celui qui a la plus grosse, ils ne sont pas les derniers. Mais voila, comme pour les automobiles, la plus grosse est \u00e9galement souvent la plus ch\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>Je n&rsquo;\u00e9chappe pas \u00e0 cette escalade de l&rsquo;impuissance. Dans le plus simple appareil, je ferai hurler de rire Rocco et\u00a0ma voiture est une Logan, imaginez la mis\u00e8re. Mais j&rsquo;ai un appareil photo. J&rsquo;ai \u00e9galement une famille \u00e0 nourrir, une maison \u00e0 payer, alors pas question pour moi d&rsquo;investir dans un objectif Sigma EX 500mm. Dommage car avec ces 46 cm de long, Rocco pourrait aller se rhabiller. Un 500 mm \u00e7a me tentait bien, mais pour quoi faire ? Une photo de la lune et un canard une fois par mois ? A 4700 \u20ac, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s le prix de ma Logan neuve, \u00e7a aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 abuser.<\/p>\n<p>Il existait la solution du pauvre, le Samyang 500 mm ouvert \u00e0 6.3. Un objectif \u00e0 miroir de moins de 10 cm, pour un prix\u00a0nettement inf\u00e9rieur, comptez 170 \u20ac. Il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;une monture T, il faut donc ajouter la bague qui va bien. Pour l&rsquo;optique,\u00a0le principe est celui d&rsquo;un t\u00e9lescope Cassegrain :\u00a0la lumi\u00e8re rentre par une lame de verre, est concentr\u00e9e sur un miroir perc\u00e9 en son centre, et la lumi\u00e8re r\u00e9fl\u00e9chie est renvoy\u00e9e par un second miroir, dit secondaire, dans le petit trou du miroir principal jusque le capteur de l&rsquo;appareil photo. Et oui j&rsquo;ai fait de longues ann\u00e9es d&rsquo;optique et d&rsquo;astronomie, pourtant je ne suis pas une lumi\u00e8re, \u00e7a vous d\u00e9range ?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-406\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope-1024x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope-1024x399.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope-300x117.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope-768x299.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope-500x195.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Cassegrain-Telescope.jpg 1027w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pour 170 \u20ac, il ne faut pas s&rsquo;attendre non plus \u00e0 ce que les filles vous tombent dans les bras lorsque vous exhibez votre engin. Au mieux, \u00e7a les intrigue, et l\u00e0\u00a0agissez vite avant qu&rsquo;elles ne comprennent la supercherie. Car au fond, ce n&rsquo;est pas la taille qui compte. Si ? Non, tout est dans la technique. Je me rassure comme\u00a0je peux.<\/p>\n<p>Justement en parlant technique. Le Samayang 500 mm 6.3 est totalement manuel. Totalement. Il n&rsquo;est m\u00eame pas reconnu par l&rsquo;appareil. Il va falloir configurer le boitier, lui donner la focale et l&rsquo;ouverture, il va falloir \u00e9galement faire la mise au point \u00e0 l&rsquo;ancienne, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire en tournant le gros machin rond de 9,5 cm tout en stabilisant une image folle. Car avec une focale de 750 mm (sur un petit format), le moindre attouchement sur la b\u00eate se transforme en panique incontr\u00f4l\u00e9e. D&rsquo;o\u00f9 l&rsquo;id\u00e9e du d\u00e9but, quand on\u00a0en poss\u00e8de un gros, mieux vaut prendre son pied.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/32591139820_97717fc47a_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-418\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/32591139820_97717fc47a_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/32591139820_97717fc47a_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/32591139820_97717fc47a_z-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/32591139820_97717fc47a_z-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;usage de cet objectif s&rsquo;accompagne au minimum d&rsquo;un monopode ou d&rsquo;un pied photo.\u00a0Pour ma part, je prends mon pied en laissant la rotule libre avec le gros engin dessus (vous me direz, chacun prend son pied comme il veut apr\u00e8s tout, et vous aurez raison). J&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9 d&rsquo;utiliser la chose en concert, je sais c&rsquo;est mal, mais dans le noir personne ne s&rsquo;en rend compte. Alors, avec une ouverture \u00e0 6.3 (nan sur ce coup je ne ferai pas d&rsquo;humour, c&rsquo;est large quand m\u00eame), l&rsquo;image est tr\u00e8s sombre, \u00e7a plus la n\u00e9cessit\u00e9 d&rsquo;aller au 200i\u00e8me &#8211;\u00a0le truc n&rsquo;est pas stable &#8211; vous allez monter tr\u00e8s vite en ISO faute de grimper au rideau. Avec une sc\u00e8ne bien \u00e9clair\u00e9e, si vous \u00eates au dernier rang, avec un pied, peut-\u00eatre, sinon laissez tomber. Par contre pour le post\u00e9rieur rond de la voute c\u00e9leste, le Samyang est assez\u00a0bien adapt\u00e9 comme pour animaux (on ne parle pas de zoophilie comprenons-nous bien).<\/p>\n<p>La mise au point est un exercice tr\u00e8s d\u00e9licat, surtout pour des vieux comme moi qui se pressent la bite. Avec des verres progressifs, une marge tr\u00e8s faible entre le net et le\u00a0flou, une image qui chahute, r\u00e9ussir la bonne mise au point est un v\u00e9ritable challenge. Alors pour la lune, j&rsquo;ai un truc, mais\u00a0faites gaffe, il y a des risques. L&rsquo;id\u00e9e est la suivante :\u00a0en plein jour,\u00a0dans une atmosph\u00e8re calme, prenez\u00a0le Samyang\u00a0et\u00a0faites une mise au point sur un objet fixe\u00a0tr\u00e8s lointain, et ce avec l&rsquo;\u00e9cran\u00a0en mode zoom. Une fois l&rsquo;infini trouv\u00e9, faites une marque sur l&rsquo;objectif.\u00a0De cette fa\u00e7on,\u00a0la nuit,\u00a0vous n&rsquo;aurez\u00a0plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 r\u00e9gler l&rsquo;objectif sur la marque et photographier, \u00e0 condition que la temp\u00e9rature ext\u00e9rieure soit sensiblement la m\u00eame.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/29591924026_8dbb872e1e_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-417\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/29591924026_8dbb872e1e_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/29591924026_8dbb872e1e_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/29591924026_8dbb872e1e_z-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/29591924026_8dbb872e1e_z-451x300.jpg 451w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Faites attention quand m\u00eame, il y a un risque. Cet \u00e9t\u00e9, de ma fen\u00eatre au premier, j&rsquo;ai sorti le matos, cherch\u00e9 mon rep\u00e8re \u00e0 l&rsquo;infini et call\u00e9 mon\u00a0engin en vue\u00a0d&rsquo;une nuit torride. Quelques minutes apr\u00e8s, un gars furibard sonnait \u00e0 ma porte, quand je dis furibard, j&rsquo;ai vraiment cru qu&rsquo;il allait me casser la\u00a0figure avant de dire bonjour. Sa bourgeoise m&rsquo;avait vu \u00e0 ma fen\u00eatre, exhibant mon attirail et s&rsquo;imaginait \u00eatre la cible de\u00a0ma perversion libidineuse (s&rsquo;il lit cet article, je suis mort).\u00a0Quand je pense que j&rsquo;ai peut-\u00eatre loup\u00e9 une bombasse lascive dans le plus simple appareil alors que je focalisais sur une grue&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0Mais quel con ! Il a fallu que j&rsquo;explique \u00e0 un mec tr\u00e8s \u00e9nerv\u00e9 et pas forc\u00e9ment photographe que je faisais des images lunaires (en plein jour, hum&#8230;) et qu&rsquo;au pr\u00e9alable, je calibrais mon mat\u00e9riel sur une cible lointaine pour moins gal\u00e9rer en pleine nuit. Pas certain qu&rsquo;il ai compris, mais il est parti et j&rsquo;ai pu remonter \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9tage mater son \u00e9pouse.<\/p>\n<p>Alors r\u00e9sumons-nous. Le Samyang 500mm 6.3 n&rsquo;est pas cher. Il est totalement manuel, n&rsquo;a pas le piqu\u00e9 d&rsquo;un\u00a0Sigma EX 500mm\u00a0(j&rsquo;en avais pas parl\u00e9 mais \u00e7a tombe sous le sens) et n\u00e9cessite au minimum un monopode. La mise au point\u00a0s&rsquo;av\u00e8re d\u00e9licate pour les bigleux et vous risquez des altercations avec vos voisins parano\u00efaques. N&rsquo;oublions pas le point le plus important :\u00a0quand vous \u00eates mal foutu, que vous roulez en Logan et que vous sortez votre Samyang, vous passez pour un gros naze aupr\u00e8s de toutes les\u00a0minettes. Monde cruel&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand on\u00a0en poss\u00e8de un gros, mieux vaut prendre son pied, ce serait g\u00e2cher sinon. Ne prenez pas peur, inutile de coucher vos enfants, l&rsquo;objet de ce post n&rsquo;est pas phallique. Il est justement mis\u00e9rablement ridicule pour ce qu&rsquo;il sait faire. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/18\/quand-on-en-possede-un-gros\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[176,177,185,182,180,181,178,175,179,183,184],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","tag-500mm","tag-6-3","tag-astronomie","tag-logan","tag-lune","tag-nimaux","tag-photo","tag-samyang","tag-teleobjectifs","tag-voisins","tag-voyeurisme"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Quand on en poss\u00e8de un gros... - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/02\/18\/quand-on-en-possede-un-gros\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Quand on en poss\u00e8de un gros... - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Quand on\u00a0en poss\u00e8de un gros, mieux vaut prendre son pied, ce serait g\u00e2cher sinon. 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