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Mes enfants me manquent.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oui je sais, j\u2019ai \u00e9crit, dans un moment de faiblesse, qu\u2019ils nous ruinaient<\/a>, qu\u2019ils \u00e9taient des boulets<\/a>. Mais ne sont-ils pas la chair de ma chair, la moiti\u00e9 de mon \u00e2me ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lorsqu\u2019ils \u00e9taient petits, nous nous promenions ensemble en for\u00eat, dans les Vosges, nous visitions des ch\u00e2teaux, des mus\u00e9es et les jours de pluie nous regardions des films, au chaud dans le salon, nous envahissions la table de la cuisine pour une partie de Monopoly, Saboteur, Space Hulk en mangeant des biscuits et des bonbons Haribo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis maintenant l’enfant de la maison, un fils unique qui joue tout seul et n\u2019a personne avec qui partager ses nouveaux jouets. C\u2019\u00e9tait de chouettes copains quand m\u00eame que ces deux bambins, toujours pr\u00eats \u00e0 b\u00e2tir un ch\u00e2teau en L\u00e9gos, des tours g\u00e9antes en Kaplas, \u00e0 s\u2019affronter, wiimote en mains, devant l\u2019\u00e9cran, \u00e0 Mario Tennis. A Guitar Hero j\u2019avais le bassiste, le guitariste et la chanteuse, je jouais le batteur, un groupe d\u2019enfer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aujourd\u2019hui, les deux bonhommes aux bouilles rondes me d\u00e9passent de plusieurs centim\u00e8tres et sortent avec leurs potes pour boire des bi\u00e8res. Ils ne m\u2019invitent m\u00eame pas alors qu\u2019ils savent pourtant que je ne tiens plus \u00e0 l\u2019alcool et que donc je ne co\u00fbte pas cher \u00e0 enivrer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je crois qu\u2019ils ont honte de leur p\u00e8re, ce gamin \u00e9ternel qui continue de regarder des Star Wars, porter des tee-shirts de rock et se faire des amis s\u00fbr Facebook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mes enfants me manquent. Mario Kart, Bomberman en solo passe encore, mais avec qui vais-je jouer \u00e0 Super Mario Party ?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ch\u00e9rie, tu viens jouer ? Non je dois r\u00e9p\u00e9ter mon violoncelle et j’ai un une pi\u00e8ce \u00e0 travailler au piano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u00e2cheuse… Une manette dans chaque main peut-\u00eatre ? Non, \u00e7a ne marche pas. Jouer en ligne ? Non, \u00e7a n\u2019est pas dr\u00f4le.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors je joue seul devant la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision. Le dernier de mes fils passe derri\u00e8re moi en ricanant, genre \u00ab\u00a0pauvre petit vieux, je t\u2019explose tous les jours \u00e0 ce mini jeu si je veux, mais l\u00e0 d\u00e9sol\u00e9, je ne suis plus un gosse, il faut que je bosse mes maths et ma physique pour la colle de demain\u00a0\u00bb. Le grand, lui, il est trop loin et bosse aussi. Le chat, lui, il ne sait pas jouer et s\u2019en fou tant qu’on lui donne des croquettes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pourtant je vous l\u2019assure, il est g\u00e9nial ce Super Mario Party. Rien que pour y jouer je serai capable de faire des jumeaux l\u00e0 tout de suite, des petits mais pas trop et surtout qui ne grandissent plus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je crois que je suis pr\u00eat \u00e0 devenir grand-p\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les gar\u00e7ons ! C\u2019est quand que vous nous pr\u00e9sentez vos copines ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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