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Avez-vous remarqu\u00e9 l’attrait qu’un jeune homme exerce sur les filles lorsqu’il chante avec une guitare acoustique ? Qu’il soit moche, qu’il chante faux, qu’il joue avec des moufles, elles se collent \u00e0 lui comme des mouches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un vieux con avec du matos photos, qui soit frip\u00e9, mauvais ou tr\u00e8s grognon, fait un peu le m\u00eame effet, mais sur une tout autre population de personnes. Ces groupies, apprentis en photographie (ils on eu un boitier pour No\u00ebl), veulent absolument partager avec vous cette passion naissante (ils viennent de d\u00e9couvrir qu’il y a un flash sur leur reflex), comparer leur engin avec le votre (la longueur, \u00e7a compte \u00e9norm\u00e9ment) et \u00e9changer sur les techniques de la photographie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Honn\u00eatement, je pr\u00e9f\u00e9rerai que ce soit de jolies filles voulant poser pour moi, mais bon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai certainement \u00e9t\u00e9 comme eux, il n’y a pas si longtemps que \u00e7a, mais aujourd’hui, je dois avouer qu’ils me fatiguent un peu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lorsque j’arrive \u00e0 un concert et que je d\u00e9balle le mat\u00e9riel pour effectuer les premiers r\u00e9glages, j’\u00e9chappe rarement \u00e0 la conversation st\u00e9rile suivante :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le groupie – \u00e7a doit faire de meilleur images qu’un iPhone votre appareil <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Rho putain c’est parti !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi – oui et non, en fait \u00e7a n’a pas grand chose \u00e0 voir, il est possible de faire de tr\u00e8s bonnes photos avec un iPhone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le groupie – le probl\u00e8me c’est la lumi\u00e8re, c’est \u00e7a ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ben oui, avec ton objectif ouvert \u00e0 f 5.6 et ta vitesse \u00e0 1\/800, \u00e7a doit \u00eatre sombre mon gars, c’est clair\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi – l’ouverture fait beaucoup pour la lumi\u00e8re en effet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le groupie – oui, oui, la focale, et ta focale \u00e0 toi c’est 800 ZO ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Je vais te la foutre dans la gueule ta focale moi.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi – heu oui, c’est \u00e7a, 800 ISO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le groupie – et les r\u00e9glages, c’est quoi, parce que le mode auto…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Vroum vroum !\u00a0\u00bb <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi – manuel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le groupie – tout manuel ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Devine.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moi – ben oui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

G\u00e9n\u00e9ralement la conversation s’\u00e9puise alors, mais il y a les coriaces. Ceux qui se lancent dans un d\u00e9bat sur les bo\u00eetiers argentiques alors qu’ils photographient en mode Auto sans m\u00eame passer par un format RAW.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’argentique c’est un peu de vinyle de la photographie, un sujet sans fond o\u00f9 chacun y va de ses arguments subjectifs. Sauf que je suis assez vieux pour avoir connu, photographi\u00e9 et d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 en argentique. L’id\u00e9alisation de la pellicule Kodak T-MAX et des bains pour d\u00e9velopper qui encombrement les toilettes, c’est bon, j’ai donn\u00e9. Je suis tr\u00e8s loin de ma\u00eetriser suffisamment les techniques de laboratoire pour approcher le travail que j\u2019effectue sur du RAW avec Lightroom, alors passons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenons aux casses-bonbons. Le plus souvent, ces gens lancent le sujet de la photographie pour d\u00e9river ensuite sur le r\u00e9chauffement climatique (\u00e0 croire que j’ai une t\u00eate de climatologue), le complot contre l’humanit\u00e9, ces ondes qui nous contr\u00f4lent (faut croire que j’attire les cingl\u00e9s) et j’en passe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cependant, quelques fois, je tombe sur un vrai photographe, un mec vraiment dou\u00e9, qui avec un petit hybride et une optique passe partout va faire cent fois mieux que moi avec mes six kilos de d’\u00e9quipement. Des personnes qui, patiemment, m’\u00e9coutent p\u00e9rorer sur la photo alors qu’ils en savent bien plus que moi et poss\u00e8dent un vrai talent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans ces cas l\u00e0, devinez qui est le casse-burnes ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Va falloir que je me montre plus conciliant la prochaine fois avec l’emmerdeur de service qui m’abordera… Nous sommes tous l’emmerdeur de quelqu’un finalement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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