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La chatoune, habitu\u00e9e \u00e0 quatre bip\u00e8des caresseurs, miaule d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9e, amput\u00e9e de mains gratouilleuse. La maison, qui r\u00e9sonnait de pas pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9s se trouve bien silencieuse. Les deux vieux qui charriaient les petits cons sont face \u00e0 face \u00e0 table, mangeant leur soupe en silence. Eux qui redoutaient Tanguy et la verdure, tournent en rond avec soixante m\u00e8tres carr\u00e9s chacun \u00e0 remplir de bruit. Termin\u00e9 les longues nuits d\u2019attente, sans nouvelle, le silence jusqu\u2019au midi, les embouteillages au toilettes du matin, la bande passante partag\u00e9e, les petits sont partis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ils faut bien que les oisillons sautent du nid, \u00e0 condition qu\u2019ils ne s\u2019\u00e9crase pas au sol. Le sol est couvert de coquilles, plus besoin de rapporter de vermisseaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Par chance ils vont revenir, de moins en moins souvent, mais de temps en temps quand m\u00eame, leur sac de voyage rempli de linge sale, le portefeuille vide et le ventre creux. Quelques heures b\u00e9nies avant d\u2019aller rejoindre leurs copains, leurs consoles, leur chatoune qui ronronnera. Et nous alors ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous, ils nous ont abandonn\u00e9. De tout mani\u00e8re nous sommes vieux, nous puons du becs, perdons la m\u00e9moire et leur faisons honte avec nos mauvaises mani\u00e8res. Des mauvais parents, des coucous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La maison est d\u00e9serte, nous pourrions courir tous nus dans toutes les pi\u00e8ces, prendre notre douche \u00e0 deux, sortir au cin\u00e9ma, au restaurant, voyager, mais s\u2019ils revenaient parce qu\u2019ils seraient malades, en manque de c\u00e2lins, plaqu\u00e9 par leur copine, avec un gros besoin de r\u00e9confort ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Qui va m\u2019aider pour le bricolage, le jardinage, pour porter les plaques de placo, pour jouer \u00e0 Mario Kart, pour r\u00e9clamer des pizzas et des p\u00e2tes au lieu de brocolis, hein qui ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sales l\u00e2cheurs ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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