{"id":4999,"date":"2019-04-27T08:56:40","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T06:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=4999"},"modified":"2019-04-27T08:56:40","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T06:56:40","slug":"la-mort-vous-va-si-bien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/04\/27\/la-mort-vous-va-si-bien\/","title":{"rendered":"La mort vous va si bien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/deathbecome.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Parfois je me moque, je suis cynique, parfois je m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve, aujourd&rsquo;hui je suis grave et sombre, pas d&rsquo;humour, juste du vague \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e2me, si vous n&rsquo;\u00eates pas d&rsquo;humeur, ne lisez pas.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> J\u2019ai toujours eu un rapport compliqu\u00e9 \u00e0 la mort et la souffrance qui l&rsquo;accompagne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ma premi\u00e8re rencontre avec elle, quoique th\u00e9orique, fut effrayante. Ce fut le jour o\u00f9 je d\u00e9couvris, qu\u2019un homme peut en tuer des millions en quelques secondes. J\u2019\u00e9tais tout petit. De mon lit, j\u2019avais entendu un reportage sur Hiroshima et Nagasaki. J\u2019ai beaucoup pleur\u00e9 cette nuit l\u00e0 et cauchemard\u00e9 ensuite. Cela me para\u00eet toujours aussi monstrueux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La seconde occasion fut concr\u00e8te et douloureuse. Une petite fille de dix ans se faisait faucher par une voiture. Elle \u00e9tait mon amie, elle revenait de la danse, un jeudi apr\u00e8s-midi. J\u2019ai refus\u00e9 d\u2019aller \u00e0 ses obs\u00e8ques, j\u2019\u00e9tais trop choqu\u00e9. De ce jour, jusque il y a peu, j\u2019ai refus\u00e9 la mort, fuyant les c\u00e9r\u00e9monies religieuses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais la faucheuse oeuvre quand m\u00eame, qu\u2019il y ait des spectateurs ou non, cela n\u2019y change rien. Ma grand m\u00e8re mourut folle, sans que cela m\u2019\u00e9meuve vraiment, ma tata ador\u00e9e succomba \u00e0 un cancer, puis mon grand p\u00e8re admir\u00e9. A chaque fois je v\u00e9cu ces disparitions dans le d\u00e9ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis mon grand fr\u00e8re, mon poteau, celui qui m\u2019invitait \u00e0 d&rsquo;\u00e9piques fiestas, tomba gravement malade, encore un cancer. Sa vie fragile devint l\u2019affaire de quelques mois, jusqu\u2019au coup de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, celui que vous redoutez tant et qui vous fait d\u00e9tester \u00e0 jamais les sonneries stridentes. Ce fut ma premi\u00e8re c\u00e9r\u00e9monie fun\u00e9raire, civile, mais belle, entour\u00e9 de ses amis. J\u2019\u00e9tais pr\u00e9par\u00e9 \u00e0 cette disparition, enfin je le croyais, mais il me manque toujours terriblement.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorsque la mort s\u2019invite chez vous par surprise, sans frapper \u00e0 la porte, sans faire de bruit, le choc n\u2019en est que plus brutal. Un dimanche matin, apr\u00e8s une nuit joyeuse chez des amis, ce maudit t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonna une nouvelle fois. Un autre grand fr\u00e8re venait de partir, lass\u00e9 de la vie. Le corps ne contient pas assez de larmes pour noyer le chagrin qui vous submerge alors brutalement. Un second fr\u00e8re s\u2019en \u00e9tait all\u00e9, sans pr\u00e9venir. Un nouveau voyage au pays de mes anc\u00eatres, un train que je vais apprendre \u00e0 d\u00e9tester comme la sonnerie du t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, une nouvelle c\u00e9r\u00e9monie civile, une famille qui se r\u00e9duit comme peau de chagrin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peu apr\u00e8s, tout aussi brutalement, son fils mit fin \u00e0 ces jours. Une mal\u00e9diction, un roman d\u2019horreur, une famille ravag\u00e9e part la douleur  Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone puis le train et une nouvelle c\u00e9r\u00e9monie civile. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis ce fut ma m\u00e8re, et sa douloureuse fin de vie, des jours et des nuits \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4pital puis le coup de fil de l&rsquo;interne au petit matin. Son heure \u00e9tait arriv\u00e9e depuis longtemps, ce fut presque un soulagement pour elle. Mais cette fois la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie fut sordide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ma rencontre avec la mort fut br\u00e8ve et intense. Nous nous sommes crois\u00e9s sur une piste cyclable. Elle avait un skateboard, moi un v\u00e9lo. J\u2019ai surv\u00e9cu de justesse \u00e0 la premi\u00e8re nuit gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 un m\u00e9decin avis\u00e9 et ensuite j\u2019ai regard\u00e9 le monde d\u2019un tout autre oeil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais si cette fois elle m\u2019avait \u00e9pargn\u00e9, elle n\u2019en a pas moins continu\u00e9 son oeuvre.<br>La m\u00eame ann\u00e9e mon oncle partit des suites d\u2019un cancer et au premier de l\u2019an de l\u2019ann\u00e9e suivante une amie  disparut, me laissant boulevers\u00e9 apr\u00e8s ces jours de festivit\u00e9s. Je pense souvent \u00e0 elle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis la mort signa une tr\u00eave, enfin une courte tr\u00eave avant d\u00e9c\u00e8s d\u2019une nouvelle amie. Un SMS foudroyant, porteur de la sinistre nouvelle. Ce fut la premi\u00e8re fois que je me rendais \u00e0 une c\u00e9r\u00e9monie religieuse, pour soutenir son fr\u00e8re, ami de tr\u00e8s longue date. Je d\u00e9teste les c\u00e9r\u00e9monies religieuses avec tout leurs rituels \u00e9sot\u00e9riques, un peu ridicules, mais c&rsquo;\u00e9tait une fa\u00e7on de pleurer la disparue en compagnie d&rsquo;amis. Ce jour l\u00e0, dans l&rsquo;\u00e9glise froide, j&rsquo;ai pens\u00e9 \u00e0 tous ces proches que j&rsquo;ai perdu, mes fr\u00e8res, mon neveu, ma m\u00e8re, ma tante, mon grand p\u00e8re, mes amis. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La semaine suivante, un ami et coll\u00e8gue partait lui aussi. Je l\u2019ai appris par une actualit\u00e9 anonyme sur le site internet de notre entreprise. Sordide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il ne reste plus grand monde \u00e0 tuer dans ma famille, un vieux p\u00e8re fatigu\u00e9, un fr\u00e8re avec qui j\u2019ai peu de contact et moi m\u00eame. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne songe pas \u00e0 mon \u00e9pouse, encore moins \u00e0 mes enfants, attendez donc que je sois froid avant des faire les cons, j\u2019y perdrai sinon la raison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cependant j\u2019avoue \u00eatre curieux. Curieux de la mort, de pr\u00e9f\u00e9rence sans souffrance, juste pour savoir. Je ne suis pas press\u00e9 notez le, sauf parfois lorsque les crises de migraines deviennent trop violentes et rapproch\u00e9es. Je n\u2019ai pas peur, pas encore, sauf la crainte de tra\u00eener trop longtemps. Je ne suis pas mystique, ni religieux, juste curieux de savoir qui avait raison. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019avoue \u00eatre curieux. 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