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Je t’aimais bien tu sais. Tu \u00e9tais si mignonne toute v\u00eatue de blanc. Je passais mes journ\u00e9es \u00e0 te toucher, te caresser. Allong\u00e9e sur le tapis, tu attendais mes directives, tu glissais, tu rampais, r\u00e9agissant \u00e0 ma demande. Tu \u00e9tais mignonne mais un peu vieille, cinquante-six ans tout de m\u00eame et un peu p\u00e9nible avec ta manie de trainer ce vieux tapis toute la journ\u00e9e avec toi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu as su \u00e9voluer, te lib\u00e9rer de ton fil \u00e0 la patte, appris \u00e0 jouer \u00e0 la roulette, voter \u00e0 gauche comme \u00e0 droite. Mais tu prenais vraiment trop de place dans ma vie, tu glissais trop souvent hors de ton tapis, tu peinais \u00e0 courir d’un angle \u00e0 l’autre de la pi\u00e8ce sans d\u00e9raper, alors, alors je t’ai remplac\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ta rempla\u00e7ante ne poss\u00e8de pas tes rondeurs affriolantes, elle est toute plate. Elle ne bouge pas, reste sagement assise sur le bureau \u00e0 me regarder sans rien dire. Elle ne s’allonge pas sur un tapis au coin du feu pour me faire du charme, elle est froide, pr\u00e9cise, efficace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai longtemps h\u00e9sit\u00e9 \u00e0 t’abandonner pour cette nouvelle compagne mais elle travaille tellement mieux que toi, que malgr\u00e9 nos longues ann\u00e9es partag\u00e9es, j’ai franchi le cap. Il faut dire qu’apr\u00e8s avoir bris\u00e9 la fen\u00eatre et croqu\u00e9 la pomme, la s\u00e9paration semblait in\u00e9vitable \u00e0 court ou moyen terme, mais comment se l’avouer au d\u00e9but ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La main pos\u00e9e sur le bureau, je laisse mon doigt glisser sur la peau froide de ma nouvelle amie. Un doigt, deux, doigts, trois doigts, elle r\u00e9agit au quart de tour, pr\u00e9cise, sensible, efficace, imperturbable. De bas en haut, de gauche \u00e0 droite, une pichenette et elle r\u00e9pond. Plus de clique et de claques, mais \u00e0 quel prix ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La crise de la cinquantaine est pass\u00e9e par l\u00e0, j’ai fait mon coming out. Ma nouvelle compagne n’en est pas une, mais un. La peau blanche que je caresse de mes doigts amoureux a chang\u00e9 de genre, la souris est devenue trackpad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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