{"id":5264,"date":"2019-06-25T07:15:11","date_gmt":"2019-06-25T05:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5264"},"modified":"2019-06-25T07:15:11","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T05:15:11","slug":"le-retour-des-morts-vivants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/06\/25\/le-retour-des-morts-vivants\/","title":{"rendered":"Le retour des morts vivants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"515\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/zombies.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/zombies.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/zombies-300x161.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/zombies-768x412.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/zombies-500x268.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ils marchent dans le rue, fredonnant, parlant tous seuls, le regard perdu dans le vide. Ils roulent \u00e0 tombeau ouvert sans regarder la route, concentr\u00e9s sur leurs doigts qui s\u2019agitent fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement. Ils contemplent les paysages au travers d\u2019un trou de serrure, immortalisent des panoramas qu\u2019ils ne regarderont plus jamais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ils inondent les \u00e9thers de messages inutiles et mangent seuls \u00e0 table entour\u00e9s de leurs meilleurs amis. Ils patientent dans les transports, aux caisses, la main sur leur sextoy doudou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019objet est sacr\u00e9, priv\u00e9, interdit, remplit de secrets inavouables, d\u2019appels cach\u00e9s, d\u2019amis inconnus, de relations inconvenantes. La chose choy\u00e9e connait tout d\u2019eux, achats, amis, d\u00e9placements, conversations, envies, vices. Leur vie se cache dans cinq pouces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dangers public sur routes, pistes cyclables, trottoirs, les humains trois point z\u00e9ro, connect\u00e9s en permanence \u00e0 l\u2019infosph\u00e8re vivent-ils encore dans notre dimension ? Les seuls stimuli qu\u2019ils connaissent encore sont des vibrations dans leur poche ou une sonnerie pour chaque type de sollicitation num\u00e9rique. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rien ne peut attendre, il faut d\u00e9gainer et r\u00e9agir, quitte \u00e0 manquer le virage, percuter un cycliste, se faire faucher dans la rue, mettre un terme \u00e0 une passionnante rencontre pour un message inutile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La seule peur panique qu\u2019ils connaissent encore est de ne plus retrouver leur pr\u00e9cieux \u00e9gar\u00e9 dans une poche, un sac ou une voiture. 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