{"id":5383,"date":"2019-08-29T07:47:01","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T05:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5383"},"modified":"2019-08-29T07:47:01","modified_gmt":"2019-08-29T05:47:01","slug":"back-in-black","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/08\/29\/back-in-black\/","title":{"rendered":"Back In Black"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"635\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/petit-chien.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/petit-chien.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/petit-chien-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/petit-chien-768x508.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/petit-chien-454x300.jpg 454w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La maison voisine fait peau neuve. Il faut dire que la pauvre, elle n\u2019\u00e9tait pas g\u00e2t\u00e9e par m\u00e8re nature. Un espace exigu\u00eb, des murs fissur\u00e9s, un toit peu \u00e9tanche et surtout des propri\u00e9taires abrutis.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis plus de six mois, les travaux battent leur plein, les samedis, dimanches et f\u00eates, car si la bicoque s\u2019am\u00e9liore, ses occupants sont toujours les m\u00eames abrutis. \u00ab\u00a0Y \u00e9 n\u00e9 pas le sou alo y\u00e9 fai sa o blaque\u00a0\u00bb. Et le black, c\u2019est le week-end, lorsque l\u2019on essaye de se reposer. Meule, b\u00e9tonni\u00e8re, scie circulaire, perforateur, marteau piqueur, perceuse, gueulantes, chien qui aboie, ainsi passent nos fin de semaines dans la poussi\u00e8re soulev\u00e9e par les machines.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back In Black, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2018\/08\/18\/songe-dune-nuit-dete\/\">saison <\/a>deux. Chaque \u00e9t\u00e9 le m\u00eame enfer.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00f4t le samedi matin des petits coups de marteaux sournois ou une visseuse en pointill\u00e9s pour vous r\u00e9veiller en douceur puis le fauve est l\u00e2ch\u00e9 dans l\u2019ar\u00e8ne, le chien se met \u00e0 hurler sur tout ce qui bouge, lui m\u00eame compris, alors le ma\u00eetre crie dessus sans effet apparemment avant de d\u00e9couper une poutre m\u00e9tallique avec une meule pas assez puissante. La fourgonnette blanche arrive alors (vous savez celle qui kidnappe les enfants) avec les copains pay\u00e9s \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re ou les artisans non d\u00e9clar\u00e9s (et l&rsquo;enfant attach\u00e9 \u00e0 des chaines \u00e0 l&rsquo;arri\u00e8re). \u00c7a gueule, \u00e7a s\u2019engueule, \u00e7a tape, \u00e7a perce, \u00e7a crie et \u00e7a n\u2019avance pas (tellement fort que l&rsquo;on entend plus l&rsquo;enfant pleurer).<br>Ils ont enlev\u00e9 les tuiles (et l&rsquo;enfant) du toit juste avant un orage \u00e9pique, fait le cr\u00e9pi avant de changer les fen\u00eatres, &nbsp;construit un toit avant de d\u00e9cider d\u2019en faire une terrasse. C\u2019est qu\u2019il y a de la jugeote chez ces gens (ils vont certainement demander un ran\u00e7on).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puis le soir, dans leur cour de 10m2, ils f\u00eatent l\u2019avanc\u00e9e du chantier, des libations bruyantes \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re et au barbecue qui fume sous nos fen\u00eatres, des r\u00e9jouissances arros\u00e9es o\u00f9 l\u2019abruti de chien a de nouveau droit \u00e0 la parole. Tard dans la nuit, apr\u00e8s avoir cri\u00e9 tout leur saoul, les travailleurs du dimanche repartent imbib\u00e9s, le chien gueule une derni\u00e8re fois pour la forme avant d\u2019aller rejoindre son panier.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Demain \u00e7a recommence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pAgnJDJN4VA\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La maison voisine fait peau neuve. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/08\/29\/back-in-black\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[66,405,1395,1394,696,183],"class_list":["post-5383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humeur","tag-biere","tag-chien","tag-nuisances-sonores","tag-travail-au-noir","tag-travaux","tag-voisins"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Back In Black - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2019\/08\/29\/back-in-black\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Back In Black - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"La maison voisine fait peau neuve. 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