{"id":5668,"date":"2020-01-02T07:20:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-02T06:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5668"},"modified":"2020-01-02T07:20:31","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T06:20:31","slug":"le-film-de-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/01\/02\/le-film-de-noel\/","title":{"rendered":"Le film de No\u00ebl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bambi.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis ma tendre enfance, il est une tradition familiale qui perdure : le film de No\u00ebl. J\u2019ai vu Bambi, Pocahontas, Indestructible, le Seigneur des Anneaux, The Hobbit et plus r\u00e9cemment, dans la plus pure tradition Disney, Star Wars. Plus pure tradition ai-je dis ? Oui vous savez, les princesses, les h\u00e9ros, le baiser, la mi\u00e8vrerie quoi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lucas \u00e0 vendu la licence \u00e0 Disney pour s\u2019assurer une retraite dor\u00e9e, et les moutons dans mon genre (nous sommes tr\u00e8s nombreux), ont \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e0 No\u00ebl, regarder l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode IX. Mollet s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet ou \u00e0 la coque. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le VII ne m\u2019avait pas emball\u00e9, le VIII m\u2019avait \u00e9nerv\u00e9, le IX m\u2019a endormi et fait rire, mais pas au bon moment. Deux heures vingt-cinq minutes bord\u00e9liques avec un seul beau passage, un combat au sabre laser au bord d\u2019un oc\u00e9an d\u00e9cha\u00een\u00e9, sur les vestiges de l&rsquo;\u00e9toile noire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je n&rsquo;ai m\u00eame pas eu un beau combat spatial digne de ce nom \u00e0 me mettre sous la dent. Les dialogues plats, les acteurs toujours aussi mauvais et le sc\u00e9nario est inexistant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merry d\u00e9barque dans l\u2019histoire et on se demande vraiment pourquoi, Leia meurt encore une fois (esp\u00e9rons que ce sera la bonne), Han ainsi que son pote Luke reviennent pour un baroud d\u2019honneur et je me suis ennuy\u00e9 \u00e0 mourir tout au long de l\u2019histoire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous aimeriez bien savoir qui embrassera Rey n\u2019est-ce pas, et bien vous devrez d\u00e9penser quatorze euros pour le savoir car je ne fais jamais de spoiler. Par contre, je vous le dis, et c&rsquo;est gratuit, l&rsquo;heureux pr\u00e9tendant meurt \u00e0 la fin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reste la vraie question vais-je claquer encore des euros pour acheter le blue Rey lorsqu\u2019il sortira ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Probablement, histoire de compl\u00e9ter la trilogie de la trilogie, m\u00eame si le VIII, je n\u2019ai jamais eu la force de le regarder jusqu\u2019au bout \u00e0 la maison. Mais que voulez-vous, je suis d\u00e9bile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&quot;Star Wars 9: L&#039;ascension de Skywalker&quot;, la derni\u00e8re bande-annonce d\u00e9voil\u00e9e\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qMX-hTPwb9g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis ma tendre enfance, il est une tradition familiale qui perdure : le film de No\u00ebl.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/01\/02\/le-film-de-noel\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,410,449],"tags":[1491,411,1490,354],"class_list":["post-5668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cinema","category-science-fiction","category-vacances","tag-bambi","tag-disney","tag-ix","tag-star-wars","post_format-post-format-image"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Le film de No\u00ebl - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/01\/02\/le-film-de-noel\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le film de No\u00ebl - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Depuis ma tendre enfance, il est une tradition familiale qui perdure : le film de No\u00ebl. 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