{"id":5842,"date":"2020-03-02T08:54:12","date_gmt":"2020-03-02T07:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=5842"},"modified":"2020-03-02T08:54:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-02T07:54:54","slug":"le-chien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/03\/02\/le-chien\/","title":{"rendered":"Le chien"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"965\" height=\"453\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/la-voix-de-son-ma\u00eetre.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5843\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/la-voix-de-son-ma\u00eetre.png 965w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/la-voix-de-son-ma\u00eetre-300x141.png 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/la-voix-de-son-ma\u00eetre-768x361.png 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/la-voix-de-son-ma\u00eetre-500x235.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 965px) 100vw, 965px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Nous vivons dans une maison de fou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au rez-de-chauss\u00e9e, lorsque le piano ne r\u00e9sonne pas, la Hi-Fi prend la rel\u00e8ve et si ce n\u2019est pas la Hi-Fi, c\u2019est le home cin\u00e9ma. La machine \u00e0 laver le linge, m\u00eame en plein essorage, peine \u00e0 couvrir le vacarme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A l\u2019\u00e9tage la mini cha\u00eene rivalise de puissance avec le piano num\u00e9rique et le violoncelle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour contrer ces nuisances sonores, notre fils a\u00een\u00e9 met un casque sur ses oreilles pour discuter avec ses amis. 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