{"id":6320,"date":"2020-08-20T08:22:12","date_gmt":"2020-08-20T06:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=6320"},"modified":"2020-08-20T08:22:14","modified_gmt":"2020-08-20T06:22:14","slug":"le-club-des-cinq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2020\/08\/20\/le-club-des-cinq\/","title":{"rendered":"Le club des cinq"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hello, y a quelqu’un ? Je suis tout seul, tout seul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

J’ai eu derni\u00e8rement l’id\u00e9e saugrenue d’installer un compteur de fr\u00e9quentation sur le blog. Pourquoi ? Pour regarder qui venait lire mes inepties. Je m’\u00e9tais jur\u00e9 de ne pas le faire, mais je n’ai pas r\u00e9sist\u00e9 \u00e0 la curiosit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ben vous savez quoi ? Si vous lisez ceci, c’est que vous faites partie des cinq ou six cingl\u00e9s, moi y compris qui se rendent sur ce blog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok je l’avoue, je m’y attendais un peu, mais quand m\u00eame, cinq pel\u00e9s, c’est peu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ceci dit, c’est compl\u00e8tement de ma faute, je n’ai jamais fait de publicit\u00e9 autour du blog et heureusement dans un sens. Je ne l’ai post\u00e9 qu’en mode amis sur Facebook avant de ne plus le poster du tout sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux. En plus je parle de n’importe quoi ici, les quelques bouquins<\/a> que je lis, les vieilles s\u00e9ries<\/a> TV emprunt\u00e9es \u00e0 la m\u00e9diath\u00e8que, mes coups de gueule sur les voisins<\/a>, mes aventures au travail<\/a>, mes d\u00e9lires covidaires<\/a> et mes passions musicales<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ceci dit, le blog n’a jamais eu pour objectif d’\u00eatre lu. Il sert d’exutoire \u00e0 ma folie, mes humeurs, mes coups de coeur. Plut\u00f4t que de poster un coup de gueule irr\u00e9fl\u00e9chi sur Facebook comme tant d’imb\u00e9ciles le font, j’utilise le blog pour formaliser ce que je voulais exprimer, r\u00e9pondre, crier au monde, mais rien que le processus d’\u00e9criture calme souvent ma col\u00e8re et l’article part alors \u00e0 la poubelle avant d’\u00eatre publi\u00e9 (vous n’imaginez pas ce \u00e0 quoi vous avez \u00e9chapp\u00e9).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je connais au moins trois des lecteurs de ce blog, ces fous qui me lisent r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement et m\u00eame parfois commentent mes diatribes. Restent deux inconnus \u00e0 moins qu’ils ne s’agissent de visiteurs al\u00e9atoires tomb\u00e9s sur le blog par hasard et qui ne reviendront plus jamais.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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