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Contrairement \u00e0 l\u2019an pass\u00e9, nous avons pass\u00e9 un r\u00e9veillon de No\u00ebl serein en famille, c\u2019est \u00e0 dire \u00e0 cinq, le chat compris. Ap\u00e9ritif au champagne, cadeaux, repas, Mario Party, b\u00fbche et dodo, la routine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pour le r\u00e9veillon du nouvel an ce fut plus compliqu\u00e9. Le petit dernier \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 reparti \u00e0 Lyon poursuivre ses \u00e9tudes et le grand nous abandonnait pour f\u00eater la fin de 2020 avec ses potes. Nous restions seuls avec le chat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mon \u00e9pouse a eu alors la d\u00e9licieuse id\u00e9e de commander notre repas chez un restaurateur au lieu de cuisiner Picard. Oui, clairement nous ne sommes pas des escalopes (cordons bleus).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous cochons les plats du menu de nos r\u00eaves sur le flyer, huitres, carpaccio de Saint-Jacques, m\u00e9daillons le lottes, boeuf en croute, mousse de chocolat blanc et fruits exotiques, ajoutons un ch\u00e8que comprenant la livraison pour 17h et glissons le tout dans la bo\u00eete aux lettres du restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019esprit tranquille, nous sommes parti fouler la neige dans les Vosges et sommes revenus juste avant l\u2019heure de la livraison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce que vous ignorez sans doute, c\u2019est que notre couple \u00e9met des ondes n\u00e9gatives dans les restaurants. R\u00e9guli\u00e8rement le serveur nous oublie au moment de la commande, du dessert ou de l\u2019addition. D\u2019ailleurs le matin au r\u00e9veillon, dans un moment de d\u00e9sespoir, ma ch\u00e9rie m\u2019a dit sur l\u2019oreiller, \u00ab Je suis certaine qu\u2019ils vont nous oublier \u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La livraison pr\u00e9vue pour 17h s\u2019est en effet fait attendre, et moi coinc\u00e9 depuis une heure devant la fen\u00eatre c\u00f4t\u00e9 rue (notre sonnette poss\u00e8de un fonctionnement relativement erratique), je ne voulais pas croire \u00e0 la mal\u00e9diction culinaire, et pourtant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A 18h30, tr\u00e8s inquiet, j\u2019essaye de joindre le restaurant mais c\u2019est un r\u00e9pondeur qui m\u2019annonce qu\u2019ils sont ferm\u00e9s. Stress !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans le r\u00e9frig\u00e9rateur nous avons de quoi r\u00e9aliser deux oeufs au plat avec un peu de soupe et des yaourts natures. Le repas du r\u00e9veillon risque de ressembler \u00e0 toute cette ann\u00e9e si nous ne r\u00e9agissons pas tr\u00e8s vite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ni une ni deux, je prends la voiture, fonce au restaurant, me gare comme un salopard sur le trottoir et coure jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019entr\u00e9e du restaurant, la peur (et la faim) au ventre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La porte est ouverte, un rayon de lumi\u00e8re passe entre les rideaux. J\u2019ose un pas masqu\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur et si la rue est d\u00e9serte, dans le restaurant l\u2019agitation est digne d\u2019une fourmili\u00e8re. La femme est au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, son mari aux fourneaux, le p\u00e8re revient d\u2019une livraison, les enfants s\u2019agitent dans les escaliers, des clients attendent leur commande, bref, c\u2019est le coup de feu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Entre deux intenses pics d\u2019activit\u00e9, j\u2019arrive \u00e0 donner mon nom pour m\u2019enqu\u00e9rir de notre commande. La femme cherche, me redemande mon nom, cherche encore mais nous ne sommes pas sur sa liste !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je pense \u00e0 la po\u00eale Tefal avec ses deux oeufs au plat qui vont constituer notre repas de fin d\u2019ann\u00e9e alors qu\u2019autour de moi l\u2019agitation culmine. Apr\u00e8s deux clients, une recherche de la commande, du ch\u00e8que, apr\u00e8s avoir questionn\u00e9 le papi improvis\u00e9 livreur, il faut se rendre \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9vidence, personne n\u2019a vu notre commande.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un autre couple semble dans le m\u00eame cas, sauf que eux ont command\u00e9 via Internet le menu propos\u00e9 dans un restaurant parisien et non en Alsace. La mis\u00e8re. Je leur proposerai bien de venir manger un \u0153uf au plat, mais je ne suis m\u00eame pas certain que le coquetier en contienne quatre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La patronne, entre deux nouveaux clients, deux enfants agit\u00e9s, un mari d\u00e9bord\u00e9, revient vers moi et me demande qu\u2019elle \u00e9tait ma commande. J\u2019essaye de me souvenir des d\u00e9tails, elle acquiesce, parle au cuisinier et quelques minutes apr\u00e8s remplit deux sacs de carpaccio de Saint-Jacques, de m\u00e9daillons de lotte, de boeuf en croute et de mousse au chocolat blanc. Elle pose \u00e9galement un plateau de saumon gravelax en cadeau pour se faire pardonner (mais pardonner de quoi ?) et son mari arrive d\u00e9sol\u00e9 en m\u2019annon\u00e7ant qu\u2019en ouvrant les hu\u00eetres sa main a malencontreusement d\u00e9rap\u00e9 et qu\u2019il en a ouvert trop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis confus et tr\u00e8s heureux d\u2019avoir r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 le repas. Et lorsque que je propose de r\u00e9gler la commande, la dame me dit qu\u2019elle verra si elle retrouve le ch\u00e8que et dans le cas contraire je n\u2019aurais qu\u2019\u00e0 passer r\u00e9gler plus tard. Elle ne me conna\u00eet pourtant ni d’Eve ni d’Adam. Je suis encore plus confus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apr\u00e8s les avoir remerci\u00e9, leur avoir souhait\u00e9 un bon r\u00e9veillon (les enfants \u00e9taient au taquet), je rentre avec deux gros sacs papier garnis de victuailles juste avant le couvre-feu et lorsque j\u2019arrive \u00e0 la maison avec mes tr\u00e9sors, tout d\u00e9confit (de canard), brandissant les sacs papier, j\u2019annonce \u00e0 ma ch\u00e9rie que je suis pass\u00e9 chez Mc Do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le cheese burger frites coca fut d\u00e9licieux. Entre chaque plats, gravelax, hu\u00eetres, lotte, boeuf en croute et mousse au chocolat, nous avons regard\u00e9 les derniers \u00e9pisodes de la troisi\u00e8me saison de Versailles, puis apr\u00e8s les quelques rares p\u00e9tards de notre abruti voisin tir\u00e9s depuis son balcon, nous sommes all\u00e9s nous coucher, la panse remplie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au fait, bonne ann\u00e9e \u00e0 tous et \u00e0 toutes ! Burp !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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