{"id":6635,"date":"2021-01-12T07:32:26","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T06:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=6635"},"modified":"2021-01-12T07:32:27","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T06:32:27","slug":"cesarienne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2021\/01\/12\/cesarienne\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e9sarienne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"661\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo-1024x661.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6636\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo-1024x661.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo-300x194.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo-768x496.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo-465x300.jpg 465w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Chorizo.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Notre chat est malade, il a le chorizo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Comment \u00e7a le chorizo n\u2019est pas une maladie de chat ? Moi j\u2019en suis certain, c\u2019est notre fils v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire qui nous l\u2019a dit. Le chorizo est une maladie b\u00e9nigne ayant les sympt\u00f4mes suivants : le chat tousse, renifle, \u00e9ternue partout, bref un rhume bien d\u00e9gueulasse. Un chorizo quoi !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon d\u2019accord notre fils n\u2019a peut-\u00eatre pas dit \u00ab\u00a0chorizo\u00a0\u00bb. Mais notre chat est une femelle. Et je n\u2019\u00e9cris pas chat.. parce que vous connaissant, vous allez mal l\u2019interpr\u00e9ter. Et pour les femelles on dit coryza donc logiquement pour les males \u00e7a doit \u00eatre chorizo non ? Non ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon passons. Nous sommes donc all\u00e9s chez le v\u00e9to parce notre fils est juste en premi\u00e8re ann\u00e9e d&rsquo;\u00e9cole v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire, alors d\u00e9j\u00e0 qu\u2019il orthographie mal la maladie de notre femelle chat, alors de l\u00e0 \u00e0 le laisser prescrire des m\u00e9dicaments au f\u00e9lin, il y a une sacr\u00e9e marge de man\u0153uvre quand m\u00eame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donc nous avons amen\u00e9 notre animal de compagnie chez un vrai v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire diplom\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019autre bout de la ville. Il y en a un \u00e0 cent m\u00e8tres de chez nous mais comme j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d\u2019arr\u00eater de vacciner notre petit chaton contre le sida des matous, la l\u00e8pre des f\u00e9lins, la peste bubonique des minous et la COVID-21 du raton-laveur, ma femme a honte de retourner chez ce praticien. Oui car \u00ab\u00a0nous\u00a0\u00bb c\u2019est ma femme. Quand je vais chez le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire, \u00e7a finit toujours par une euthanasie. Alors sans fa\u00e7on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Notre chat avait son truc bizarre depuis f\u00e9vrier et on a laiss\u00e9 trainer pour cause d\u2019une autre urgence sanitaire. D\u2019ailleurs&#8230; Et si notre chat avait le COVID-19 hein ? Figurez-vous que j\u2019y ai pens\u00e9. Mais qui n\u2019a pas cru avoir attrap\u00e9 ce satan\u00e9 virus en mars\/avril, hein ? Bon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire lui a prescrit des antibiotiques, des anti-inflammatoires et des inhalations&#8230; Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 essay\u00e9 de faire avaler un m\u00e9dicament \u00e0 un chat naturellement m\u00e9fiant et pas gourmand de surcroit vous ? L\u2019enfer ! Je vous conseille de r\u00e9duire en poudre les pilules et de les diluer dans une soupe pour chat. Avec la n\u00f4tre, \u00e7a marche. Mais pour les inhalations s\u00e9rieusement. Je me vois bien assoir le chat sur une chaise, lui dire de ne pas bouger, faire bouillir de l\u2019eau, la m\u00e9langer avec les huiles essentielles dans l\u2019inhalateur de grand-m\u00e8re en plastique vert et demander au chat de fourrer sa truffe dedans pendant que je pose une serviette sur sa petite t\u00eate&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Non, pour un chat, il faut proc\u00e9der ainsi : le mettre dans sa cage de transport, poser un bol d\u2019eau bouillante contenant les huiles essentielles pr\u00e8s de la cage et poser une serviette sur l\u2019ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ben m\u00eame ainsi cela se r\u00e9v\u00e8le tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9. Le chat se d\u00e9bat dans sa cage, attrape la serviette avec ses griffes et la plonge dans le bol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais le pire croyez-moi reste de r\u00e9ussir \u00e0 mettre le chat dans la cage. Le chat associe forc\u00e9ment cet emprisonnement \u00e0 de futurs d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ments, changements de p\u00e9rim\u00e8tre g\u00e9ographique, piq\u00fbre douloureuse et depuis peu, lente asphyxie aux huiles essentielles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La technique consiste \u00e0 placer la cage verticale, \u00e0 choper le chat qui se planque sous le canap\u00e9, \u00e0 le placer au-dessus de la cage, le descendre prestement et \u00e0 refermer vivement la porte avant que la bestiole ne ressorte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oui enfin \u00e7a c\u2019est la th\u00e9orie. En pratique je mets des gants \u00e9pais pour sauver mes mains, le chat avec ses pattes post\u00e9rieures tente le grand \u00e9cart pour ne pas tomber dans le pi\u00e8ge tendu et avec sa gueule et ses deux pattes avant essaye toutes les attaques et combos \u00e0 sa disposition. Pour survivre, il faut tenir l\u2019animal furieux par la peau du coup, comme sa maman le ferait et glisser les papattes en douceur dans la boite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En th\u00e9orie c\u2019est jouable, en pratique les pattes post\u00e9rieures ruent dans les brancards et c\u2019est ainsi que j\u2019ai subit ma premi\u00e8re c\u00e9sarienne. Les griffes de la bestiole ont g\u00e9n\u00e9reusement labour\u00e9 mon ventre sous le nombril, deux magnifiques estafilades rouges et profondes comme une double c\u00e9sarienne r\u00e9alis\u00e9e par Jack l\u2019\u00e9ventreur. Un peu plus bas et je pouvais chanter dans le film Farinelli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apr\u00e8s deux s\u00e9ances d\u2019inhalations et quelques jours de poudre de perlimpinpin cach\u00e9e dans la nourriture, le chat va nettement mieux. 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