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Je viens de prendre un billet d\u2019avion pour visiter les r\u00e9serves du Kenya, cela faisait longtemps que je r\u00eavais d\u2019un Safari photo. En parlant photo, Nikon m\u2019a propos\u00e9 de tester leur nouveau bo\u00eetier Z9, ce sera l\u2019occasion de voir ce qu\u2019il a dans le ventre. Peut-\u00eatre que je vais en faire mon m\u00e9tier apr\u00e8s tout, c\u2019est sympa de parcourir le monde pour capturer sur la pellicule les derni\u00e8res esp\u00e8ces animales en voie de disparition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je vais arr\u00eater le webzine<\/a> de prog. La concurrence est trop f\u00e9roce et \u00e7a me saoule d\u2019\u00e9crire des chroniques de blockbuster chiants juste pour maintenir l\u2019audimat \u00e0 un niveau raisonnable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le gros achat du mois risque d\u2019\u00eatre un nouvel ampli home-cin\u00e9ma compatible HDCP 2.2 car depuis hier soir je ne peux plus regarder Disney+ sur mon vid\u00e9o projecteur tout en ayant le son, merci Mickey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apr\u00e8s la fus\u00e9e Saturn V<\/a>, j\u2019envisage s\u00e9rieusement de m\u2019offrir la navette spatiale m\u00eame si je ne saurais pas quoi en faire une fois assembl\u00e9e. Les lego, c\u2019est comme les puzzles en plus cher et moins chiant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bonne nouvelle, je vais me faire vacciner ! Je viens de faire un test s\u00e9rologique afin de v\u00e9rifier que je n\u2019ai pas attrap\u00e9 la COVID-19 ces derniers jours<\/a>, comme \u00e7a je pourrais faire ma trombose c\u00e9r\u00e9brale paisiblement ensuite.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis en vacances pour quelques jours, les premi\u00e8res depuis janvier en fait. Aujourd\u2019hui le soleil brille, je n\u2019ai pas de migraine (du moins pour l\u2019instant) mais d\u00e8s lundi, mes coll\u00e8gues annoncent le retour de la neige. Putain les mecs ! Je suis certain qu\u2019ils ont fait expr\u00e8s, personne ne m\u2019aime \u00e0 part moi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je me suis fait tatouer le visage de Marcela<\/a> sur le bras droit et celui d\u2019Anneke<\/a> sur le bras gauche. Sur le ventre il y a un pentacle et sur le dos les cornes du diables. \u00c7a pique un peu ces petites aiguilles, surtout pour tracer les cheveux, mais quand on aime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai pris une bonne r\u00e9solution \u00e9galement. Je vais aimer mes voisins<\/a>. Il faut savoir pardonner. Surtout qu\u2019ils semblent d\u00e9cid\u00e9 \u00e0 vendre. Je devrais racheter tout le quartier dans un rayon de cent m\u00e8tres autour de la maison, bon disons un kilom\u00e8tre, la meilleure fa\u00e7on pour moi d\u2019aimer les gens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au fait joyeux premier avril les gens ! J\u2019esp\u00e8re que vous ne souffrez pas d\u2019un cancer, car votre prochain rendez-vous est report\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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