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Soit les gouvernements nous mentent depuis plus d\u2019un an, soit les gens sont des cr\u00e9tins. Je pense qu\u2019il y a un peu des deux en fait, mais c\u2019est une autre histoire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un vendredi, dans notre bo\u00eete aux lettres, un papier manuscrit nous informait que le samedi, la fille de nos voisins, organiserait son anniversaire, et qu\u2019il pourrait avoir un peu de bruit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019ordinaire, ces sympathiques voisins, sont affreusement bruyants. Ils poss\u00e8dent un chien qui gueule tout le temps, passent leurs soir\u00e9es dehors sur les vingt m\u00e8tres carr\u00e9s de goudron qui leur servent de jardin, \u00e0 discuter tr\u00e8s fort au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable sur haut parleurs, en fumant des clopes et en buvant des canettes de bi\u00e8res. Non, je n\u2019exag\u00e8re m\u00eame pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donc imaginez ce que peut signifier pour eux, faire du bruit… Non, vous ne pouvez pas. Ce ne sont pas vos voisins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019ai s\u00e9rieusement envisag\u00e9 de prendre une chambre \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4tel ce soir l\u00e0, c\u2019est tout vous dire, et il n\u2019y aurait pas eu le couvre-feu et un temps de chiotte, nous serions parti nous ressourcer dans un coin tranquille des Vosges.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au lieu de quoi, j\u2019ai d\u00e9plac\u00e9 mon lit c\u00f4t\u00e9 rue, \u00e0 l\u2019oppos\u00e9 du lieu des festivit\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malgr\u00e9 la pluie, des petits jeunes masqu\u00e9s ont d\u00e9barqu\u00e9 vers 20h, beaucoup de petits jeunes, au moins une trentaine en fait. Eh ! le couvre-feu les gars ? Pass\u00e9 le portail, ils se sont d\u00e9barrass\u00e9 de leur d\u00e9guisement sanitaire et ont commenc\u00e9 la tef. Musique, cigarettes, boisson, cris, pleurs, des jeunes quoi en pleine pouss\u00e9e hormonale. Pendant ce temps, les parents semblaient partis ailleurs, peut-\u00eatre \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4tel, qui sait ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comme la maison de mes voisins est minuscule, la moiti\u00e9 de la troupe restait dehors (je ne sais pas comment ils ont g\u00e9r\u00e9 la file d\u2019attente devant les toilettes). Une bonne quinzaine d\u2019ados, fumant, buvant, criant sous nos fen\u00eatres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous avons regard\u00e9 un long film d\u2019action pour \u00e9chapper un moment au vacarme du voisinage. Vers 23h, nous avons tent\u00e9 de dormir, mais pas facile avec le portail qui claquait contre notre mur tous les quarts d\u2019heure, le boum boum de la techno et les hurlements \u00e0 peine \u00e9touff\u00e9s par un double vitrage et une porte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u2019enfer \u00e0 dur\u00e9 jusqu\u2019\u00e0 5h du matin et \u00e0 6h les parents de la gamine sont arriv\u00e9s avec le chien qui comme d\u2019habitude s\u2019est mis \u00e0 gueuler. J\u2019ai du dormir un peu, entre deux claquements de portail et hurlements de rire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019aurais pu appeler le 17, mais ils sont d\u00e9bord\u00e9s par des appels de violences conjugales en ce moment. Et puis bon, seraient-ils seulement pass\u00e9s ? J\u2019ai test\u00e9 une fois, c\u2019est peine perdue. Peut-\u00eatre qu\u2019en leur parlant d\u2019un cluster potentiel de trente adolescents ivres, \u00e7a les aurait motiv\u00e9. Mais je l\u2019avoue, j\u2019ai surtout eu une pens\u00e9e pour ces jeunes isol\u00e9s depuis plus d\u2019un an, priv\u00e9s de fiestas, \u00e0 leur \u00e2ge j\u2019aurais p\u00e9t\u00e9 un cable. Je suis trop con en fait. Depuis quand n\u2019ai-je pas fait la f\u00eate, \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e0 concert, fait une bonne bouffe avec les amis ? Je ne sais plus… La prochaine fois, je leur pourris la vie, \u00e0 condition qu\u2019aucun des trente ne soit porteur de la COVID-19, sinon il n\u2019y aura pas obligatoirement de prochaine fois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La fille a p\u00e9cho ce soir l\u00e0. Depuis elle a un petit copain. Pour ne pas se plotter devant les parents, les ados s’installent sur la rue, contre une barri\u00e8re, devant nos fen\u00eatres. Ils ne feraient que m\u00e9langer leurs langues de vingt-deux heures \u00e0 deux heures du matin \u00e7a ne me d\u00e9rangerait pas. Mais pas de chance, au lieu de partager du plaisir \u00e0 deux, ils s’engueulent comme des poissonniers. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, les chiens ne font pas des chats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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