{"id":7150,"date":"2021-07-16T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-16T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=7150"},"modified":"2021-07-10T08:51:26","modified_gmt":"2021-07-10T06:51:26","slug":"lagonie-dune-tortue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2021\/07\/16\/lagonie-dune-tortue\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019agonie d\u2019une tortue"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 assist\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019agonie d\u2019une tortue ? Renvers\u00e9 suite \u00e0 une audacieuse acrobatie au ralenti ou retourn\u00e9 par un sadique, le ch\u00e9lonien, pattes en l\u2019air, se d\u00e9bat vainement sous le soleil br\u00fblant, tentant de se remettre debout. Cruelle fin vous ne trouvez pas ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sachez qu\u2019il existe pire torture encore, et ce sont les ing\u00e9nieurs d\u2019Apple qui l\u2019ont con\u00e7ue. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Torture, Apple, tortue ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non je ne vous parle pas du Logo, ce langage de programmation graphique invent\u00e9 en 1967 par Feurzeig et Papert mais d\u2019un accessoire de mon ordinateur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je suis sous Mac depuis trois ans et je ne reviendrai plus jamais en arri\u00e8re sauf ruin\u00e9. La machine semble aussi performante qu\u2019au premier jour alors que chez Krosoft c\u2019est la dur\u00e9e de vie maximale d\u2019un PC pour qui utilise des logiciels gourmands. Un Mac donc avec un clavier et une souris sans fil. Super pratique. Grande autonomie, faible encombrement, avec plein de fonctionnalit\u00e9s bien vues et hors de prix comme il se doit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grande autonomie oui, mais de temps en temps il faut bien les recharger avec un cable USB Lightning. Pour le clavier, pas de probl\u00e8me, il suffit de le brancher au Mac et continuer \u00e0 travailler. Certes ce n\u2019est plus un clavier sans fil le temps de la recharge, mais c\u2019est acceptable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pour la souris, c\u2019est une autre paire de manches. Le connecteur Lightning se trouve sous la souris, si si, dessous. Pour la recharger, il faut la placer sur le dos et la brancher, rendant toute utilisation de cet accessoire indispensable, impossible. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous voyez l\u2019analogie maintenant ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mais quel est le bougre d\u2019imb\u00e9cile d\u2019ing\u00e9nieur qui a eu cette id\u00e9e stupide ? Mon Mac vient de m\u2019informer que je devais recharger ma souris alors que je suis en plein travail. Pouf, plus de souris, autant dire plus de Mac. Le ch\u00e9lonien g\u00eet sur le dos, un harpon plant\u00e9 dans sa carapace et moi je suis comme un con \u00e0 attendre que ses accus se rechargent pour reprendre mon travail.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alors en attendant, j\u2019ai \u00e9crit ce billet sur le smartphone car je suis un homme plein de ressources.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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