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On pourrait penser qu\u2019avec un masque<\/a>, du gel plein les mains et la distanciation on allait \u00e9chapper \u00e0 la cr\u00e8ve automnale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u2019\u00e9tait sans compter sans notre grand qui bosse dans un lyc\u00e9e, haut lieu d\u2019incubation pour toutes les saloperies qui tra\u00eenent dans l\u2019air et sur les muqueuses. Notre barbu chevelu de deux m\u00e8tres qui joue les Tanguy depuis deux ans \u00e0 rapport\u00e9 le virus du crevard \u00e0 la maison. Rhume, toux s\u00e8che et f\u00e9brile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il n\u2019a pas fallu tr\u00e8s longtemps pour que les m\u00eames sympt\u00f4mes nous attaquent, nous les deux petits vieux fragiles. D\u2019abord un mal de gorge, puis une toux de chien crev\u00e9, quelques dixi\u00e8mes de degr\u00e9s au-dessus de la temp\u00e9rature optimale de fonctionnement du m\u00e9tabolisme humain puis la fontaine de morve ininterrompue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019ordinaire, choper la cr\u00e8ve c\u2019est juste p\u00e9nible et fatigant. En pleine pand\u00e9mie de COVID-19 c\u2019est un peu plus compliqu\u00e9. D\u00e9j\u00e0, les gens vous regardent de travers lorsque vous toussez dans votre masque dans les transports en commun. Et puis y a un doute qui plane fatalement, rhume ou COVID ? Un seul moyen de le savoir, se fourrer le coton tige dans le nez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donc apr\u00e8s trois jours de coma dans la maison et deux migraines<\/a> qui viennent avec la fi\u00e8vre, je me suis sacrifi\u00e9 pour nous trois en allant me faire curer le nez au laboratoire pr\u00e8s de chez moi. Ma femme refuse d\u2019en passer par cette exp\u00e9rience traumatisante et mon fils s\u2019en tape, la fin du monde approche<\/a>. Oui mais moi j\u2019ai un boulot et je c\u00f4toie pas mal de monde quand m\u00eame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vous me direz, qu\u2019elle est la probabilit\u00e9 de choper la COVID-19 avec deux doses d\u2019astra dans le sang, un masque sur le visage et des mains tellement d\u00e9sinfect\u00e9es qu\u2019elles ressemblent \u00e0 la peau d\u2019un vieux crocodile ? Ben non nulle, la preuve un de mes coll\u00e8gues vient de choper la saloperie. Donc ceinture et bretelles. Isolement et test.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mon Week-end prolong\u00e9 de trois jours s\u2019allonge encore histoire de s\u2019assurer que tout va bien. De toute mani\u00e8re je ne tiens pas sur mes quilles. Du coup j\u2019ai du temps. Pas pour enregistrer de chronique, car avec la cr\u00e8ve \u00e7a n\u2019est pas franchement sexy, mais pour \u00e9couter Mandoky Soulmates et jouer au Lego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apr\u00e8s avoir finalis\u00e9 Voyager I, je suis all\u00e9 acheter une superbe Fender et son ampli. Et puis, n\u2019ayant pas d\u2019autre projet pour le Week-end, je me suis lanc\u00e9 dans la conception de la sonde martienne Viking. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Saviez-vous qu\u2019une des grandes probl\u00e9matiques de la recherche de la vie sur la plan\u00e8te rouge est la non contamination des \u00e9chantillons par des bact\u00e9ries venues de la Terre avec la sonde ? Ben c\u2019est pareil pour moi au travail. Faut que je garde mes crasses \u00e0 la maison pour ne pas pourrir le travail de mes coll\u00e8gues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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