{"id":7478,"date":"2021-11-12T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-12T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/?p=7478"},"modified":"2021-10-29T15:09:28","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T13:09:28","slug":"police-au-secours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2021\/11\/12\/police-au-secours\/","title":{"rendered":"Police, au secours"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"248\" src=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CRS.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CRS.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CRS-300x73.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CRS-768x186.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CRS-500x121.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Samedi fut une journ\u00e9e compliqu\u00e9e. Je devais m\u2019\u00e9vader dans les Vosges pour capturer les couleurs de l\u2019automne mais le destin en a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 tout autrement.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La voiture \u00e9tant \u00e0 sec, je suis pass\u00e9 \u00e0 la pompe faire le plein. L\u2019automate&nbsp; aga\u00e7ant refuse ma carte pour cause de piste magn\u00e9tique illisible. Connaissant le probl\u00e8me, je me rends \u00e0 une autre cr\u00e8merie o\u00f9 d\u2019ordinaire ma carte passe bien.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais la loi des s\u00e9ries est contre moi et je ne peux remplir mon r\u00e9servoir.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je reprenais le volant pour passer \u00e0 la maison voler la Visa de mon \u00e9pouse quand je tombe sur une voiture arr\u00eat\u00e9e au milieu de la rue.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Comme tout bon connard qui se respecte je m\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 klaxonner pour faire d\u00e9gager l\u2019emmerdeur quand j\u2019entends la personne pleurer au volant.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je descends pour aller voir ce qui se passe et d\u00e9couvre une femme en pleine panique, les deux mains agripp\u00e9es au volant, versant toutes les larmes de son corps.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apr\u00e8s avoir tent\u00e9 de la calmer, entre deux crises de larmes, la dame m\u2019explique que pour \u00e9viter un chauffard, elle a fonc\u00e9 dans la bordure du trottoir. Un tour de la voiture me confirme en effet que trois des quatre roues sont \u00e0 plat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Entre temps des voitures se sont accumul\u00e9es derri\u00e8re moi et les klaxonnes commencent \u00e0 hurler.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je tente vainement d\u2019apaiser la conductrice afin qu\u2019elle gare sa voiture pour d\u00e9gager la chauss\u00e9e. J\u2019aurais pu prendre sa place au volant si la dame n\u2019\u00e9tait pas handicap\u00e9e moteur et ne pouvait pas sortir simplement de son v\u00e9hicule. Il faut la calmer pour qu\u2019elle puisse man\u0153uvrer.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arrive alors une dame press\u00e9e, pr\u00eate \u00e0 hurler sur la conductrice en larmes. Je dois la calmer avant qu\u2019elle n\u2019explose et aggrave la panique de la victime. Un homme furieux d\u00e9boule \u00e0 son tour et apr\u00e8s lui avoir expliqu\u00e9 la situation, nous arrivons tant bien que mal \u00e0 faire stationner la voiture accident\u00e9e sur le bord de la route.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je me gare \u00e0 mon tour pour lib\u00e9rer la rue, laissant le chemin aux deux conducteurs press\u00e9s qui abandonnent la femme paniqu\u00e9e \u00e0 son triste sort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je n\u2019ai pas l\u2019\u00e2me d\u2019un sauveteur ni celle d\u2019un bon samaritain mais je ne me vois pas abandonner cette personne seule sans aide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa voiture ne peut plus rouler, la personne est handicap\u00e9e et en pleine crise d\u2019angoisse. Je me dis que le mieux serait d\u2019appeler Police Secours. Mais le 17 n\u2019en a rien \u00e0 battre de cette petite dame accident\u00e9e et handicap\u00e9e au bord de la crise de nerf. Elle n\u2019est pas bless\u00e9e ? Non. Appelez le 15 si elle p\u00e8te un c\u00e2ble\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La pauvre dame est en larmes. Elle pense \u00e0 ses courses rang\u00e9es dans le coffre, \u00e0 sa voiture dont elle a besoin pour se d\u00e9placer et au salop qui lui a coup\u00e9 la route et s\u2019est enfuit sans demander son reste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il faut un bon moment pour l\u2019apaiser, trouver sa carte verte et appeler l\u2019assurance. Contrairement au 17, la personne au bout du fil est nettement plus humaine et compr\u00e9hensive. Une d\u00e9panneuse passera d\u2019ici trois quarts d\u2019heure et la conductrice sera prise en charge par un taxi. Heureusement que cette dame poss\u00e8de un contrat tout risques, sinon comment aurait-elle fait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reprenant un peu ses esprits, elle pense alors \u00e0 appeler son fils. Celui-ci arrivera quelques minutes plus tard en voiture avec un voisin, car il se d\u00e9place \u00e0 v\u00e9lo. 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