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\"\"<\/a>Pendant mes longues heures pass\u00e9es dans les salles d’attente des m\u00e9decins, radiologues et laboratoires, j’ai un peu de temps pour me cultiver en me plongeant dans de passionnants romans.<\/p>\n

Je ne sais plus o\u00f9 j’ai lu du bien de cet ouvrage, Le Grand N’Importe Quoi<\/strong> de J.M. Erre, mais force est de constater, arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 la moiti\u00e9 de l’ouvrage en question, que je ne suis pas du tout de l’avis du chroniqueur. Vous me direz, \u00ab\u00a0tu n’as pas encore fini le livre\u00a0\u00bb, c’est vrai, et d’ailleurs, je me demande si je vais le finir, mais avec un peu de chance, ce soir mon rendez-vous chez le gastro ent\u00e9rologue va me fournir deux heures pour boucler l’affaire.<\/p>\n

Pour l’instant,\u00a0 Le Grand N’Importe Quoi<\/strong>, est \u00e0 mi chemin du Guide Du Routard Galactique<\/strong> et d’Un Jour Sans Fin<\/strong>. G\u00e9nial non ? Non… J.M. Erre ne manie\u00a0pas l’humour comme Douglas Adams et les ficelles de l’histoire sont tellement\u00a0grosses que l’on ricane avant m\u00eame que la chute arrive. Le style n’\u00e9tant pas des plus \u00e9l\u00e9gants non plus malgr\u00e9 de nombreuses citations litt\u00e9raires niveau premi\u00e8re scientifique, le r\u00e9cit d’une f\u00eate culturiste dans un village paum\u00e9 de France o\u00f9 d’\u00e9tranges \u00e9v\u00e9nements se produisent, manque cruellement de sel. Bref pour l’instant, l’ennui est complet.<\/p>\n

Deux heures de retard chez le sp\u00e9cialiste m’ont permis d’achever l’oeuvre. Si comme moi vous n’accrochez pas sur les deux premi\u00e8res pages, n’allez pas plus loin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Je ne sais plus o\u00f9 j’ai lu du bien de cet … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,5],"tags":[314,313,316,315,203,40],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-livre","tag-attente","tag-delire","tag-j-m-erre","tag-lecture","tag-roman","tag-science-fiction"],"yoast_head":"\nN'importe quoi - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.blog.neoprog.eu\/index.php\/2017\/03\/22\/nimporte-quoi\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"N'importe quoi - Le Blog du N\u00e9oprog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Pendant mes longues heures pass\u00e9es dans les salles d’attente des m\u00e9decins, radiologues et laboratoires, j’ai un peu de temps pour me cultiver en me plongeant dans de passionnants romans. 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